Don’t all rush … over 120kg of cocaine packages have washed up on NSW (Australia) beaches over the last few days.
Members of the public keep finding 39kg packages and I can’t help thinking “surely they’d have packed them rounded up to 40kg” … and wondering where the missing 1kg is …
some_guy, Lemme at that free cocaine.
alienanimals, This news article brought to you by: THE WAR ON DRUGS.
We may not have won the war yet, but stupid government officials are going to keep trying!
dyathinkhesaurus, How many have been submitted into evidence?
“what are you talking about? what cocaine bricks?”
cogwheel, 
I guess they aren't kidding about those beaches being NSFW! Weird that they drop the 'F' in Australia though 🤔
FuglyDuck, 
We all know the narco sharks took their cut.
Legolution, Genuinely thought “King Tides and Cyclone Jasper” was the name of some drug syndicate.
snowe, 
Same
agitatedpotato, I though it was like a dnb band name. I’d buy their album.
maquise, How long until “Cocaine Shark”?
Rootiest, 
EmpathicVagrant, Sharknado IV: Sharricaine
Rootiest, (edited ) Four? Aren’t we on like 7 now?
Edit: there were 6 films
EmpathicVagrant, I have zero idea, I quit paying attention after I saw there were 2.
K0W4LSK1, 
The title makes it sound like bags of cocaine naturally come from the ocean.
Rambomst, Have we finally found their natural habitat?
jdf038, Isn’t it how you become king? When the coke of the lake chooses you?
AlligatorBlizzard, Square grouper, nice.
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