Freedom Caucus' new 'FART' team sparks avalanche of jokes, memes
The House Freedom Caucus has reportedly deployed its Floor Action Response Team (FART), triggering a wave of jokes and memes online.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 
Never trust a FART
mercano, 
Well, my days of not taking you seriously sure have come to a middle.
Svengarlic, 
These guys were so upset they FARTed?
Kolanaki, 
They had to have known… Fast Action Response Team is an old-ass fart joke and all they did was change Fast to Floor.
skuzz, They’re pretty dumb though.
Bakkoda, I tried to sneak it in at a suggestion meeting a few years ago but it’s just paying homage to a classic. Bravo good peoples, carry on (being awful i assume?).
AlligatorBlizzard, I bet a bunch of them are Feminism Appropriating Radical Transphobes too.
FlyingSquid, 
I guess they got the attention they wanted.
Nobody, “Quick! The Democrats are about to pass student loan relief! DEPLOY THE FART AND CLEAR THE CHAMBER!”
Deceptichum, 
This has to be intentional, right?
Like if they’d name it anything else no one would mention it or remembered it.
tooclose104, 
Imagine they went with something Conservative Ultra Managers or something else even more insane…
dyathinkhesaurus, Conservative Ultra Nationalist Transphobe Shield
Atelopus-zeteki, 
This is from the 'serious party', the 'adults in the room'. SMH.
homesweethomeMrL, That hasn’t been true in decades.
Atelopus-zeteki, I have to agree with you, alas.
homesweethomeMrL, No I 100% believe they just fucked it up like that because they’re goddamned morons.
Nice work, Florida, Colorado, Georgia, et. al.
AlligatorBlizzard, Can confirm, Florida is full of morons. I used to live in Melbourne Florida, and the local bus service is the Space Coast Area Transit. It took me a while before I noticed what the acronym should be, and it’s pretty obvious why I never saw it used anywhere. It was an accurate description of their public transit, too.
tacosanonymous, Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
FlyingSquid, It’s hard to know. On the one hand, they’re children. On the other hand, they’re fools.
Bonehead, This is the Canadian Reform Alliance Party all over again...
Peppycito, Or the Steven Harper International Terminal
Evilcoleslaw, They should be careful, they might try to mobilize the FART but instead get the Special House Action Response Team.
comador, 
Best line:
“Actually, that’s not complete reporting, Olivia. I have a source that tells me it’s the Wrong Every Time Floor Action Response Team – WETFART. The #WETFART team is a loud and slippery crew. Beware.”
disguy_ovahea, I prefer the Senate/House Action Response Team.
SatansMaggotyCumFart, Never trust a FART.
7355608, I preferred Father’s Against Rude Television. They are the original FARTers. This new fangled group are nothing but posers.
BigFatNips, I understood that reference 😂
fartington, (edited ) Yeah yeah, fart jokes wow. Grow up!
E: Imagine being so dumb that you can’t tell a user named fartington is joking about farts.
ivanafterall, 
Waaaait a minute.
dogslayeggs, Based on the downvotes, half the people didn’t read your username.
fartington, Lol yeah. Just to quote myself ‘fuck em’
KnightontheSun, Folks don’t read usernames every time, so the use of the /s is unfortunately still required.
fartington, Lmao I just edited it. Glad some people aren’t clueless.
KnightontheSun, I see that. Not sure you help your “plight” by insulting those who miss it, lol. But NBD, it’s just a comment.
fartington, You’re 100% right. But fuck em
lurch,
dhork, (edited ) Matt Gaetz is probably one of the chief FART pushers. And I bet MTG is one of the leaders of it’s companion group, Conservatives United: Next Tuesday National Trust
elliot_crane, Give Marge some credit, she probably plays a mean ass-tuba as well. It’s hard to tell though, they all just point the finger at one another as soon as anyone hears one squeak out.
Peppycito, That’s why she’s known as “Empty Gee”
SatansMaggotyCumFart, I hear she only eats red meat so I’m sure she makes everyone’s eyes water.
elliot_crane, Almost makes me feel bad for her colleagues. Almost.
dhork, Relevant Username
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