Nice gloves
TropicalDingdong, Tell me ur in the navy without telling me ur in the navy.
brotundspiele, So, you are saying that he’s in the navy?!
iheartneopets, Not just “I eat ass,” but “I eat ass <3”
ElCanut, Ah, crisis averted then
blindbunny, Recruiting officer that posted the photo: “Look officer you can be pissed all you want but if an American needs a pay check and their ass eaten they know where to go now 🤷♂️”
ElCanut, “The Army, get your ass eaten, blow up the other’s”
LowtierComputer, Navy
accideath, Grinding away!
elvith, *Grindr-ing away!
jimbolauski, I pray they never take pictures of the extinguisher bottles. The horrible things written on them is going to get a lot of Airman weekend duties.
ElCanut, Like “RENEW BEFORE 2005” ?
SomeAmateur, Well yes but more too!
wreckedcarzz, 
I mean, it’s the navy 🌈, the guy knows what he likes, he’s not half bad looking, and while I’ve only had my ass devoured once, by a skilled sub, I’d partake in it again.
Not enough to join up but if he’s at port…
empireOfLove2, 
Peak blue collar welder humor there
herrcaptain, Can we be sure that’s not exactly why he was picked for the photoshoot? The navy is trying to appeal to the Gen Z’s and they’re notorious ass eaters.
ElCanut, This guy enlists
DudeImMacGyver, Bet he has a Mustang and a Charger financed at 30%
pixeltree, 
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herrcaptain, Sir, this is an enlistment office.
A7thStone, BTW your spoiler tag didn’t work.
pixeltree, Weird, I was seeing it ok on my end. Just gonna delete it then, don’t want to hit people with that unwarned
skillissuer, 
spoiler looks like this on lemmy, maybe that format works only for your app
<span style="color:#323232;"> </span><span style="color:#323232;">::: spoiler spoiler </span><span style="color:#323232;">content </span><span style="color:#323232;">::: </span><span style="color:#323232;"> </span>spoilercontent
A7thStone, No problem. I thought it was amusing, but figured you’d want to know since you intended it to be under a spoiler tag.
pixeltree, Definitely appreciated. Hornyposting is fun but like, don’t want to accidentally hit anyone with it who wouldn’t want to see, you know?
MaggiWuerze, Works on my machine
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