"Please sir," they said, with tears in their eyes, "please help this fictional white woman escape being treated equally by the law"
kitsuneofinari, 
The video as well makes this even better. 😂
guyrocket, 
That was really good. Thanks for sharing.
LeateWonceslace, This is the most succinct yet thorough confession I’ve ever read in my entire life.
throwing_handles, The first day I saw this I pegged it as a joke comment but it’s not!
web.archive.org/web/20210611191222/twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1233603313029074944
Rootiest, 
not what the judicial system in this country was meant for.
Ain’t that the truth.
But also, wow this a perfect example of the (lack of) ability these people have to determine what is a legitimate source of information
Gradually_Adjusting, 
I’ve bitten into onions once or twice, but I’ve ever eaten the whole damn thing and asked for more ice cream
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