firefly,
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Elections are auctions where people sell their souls to the highest bidder.

@politics

villavelius,
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@firefly @politics Only to find out that they sold their soul for empty and false promises. Elections are naivety contests.

firefly,
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@politics

... and the naive are never the winners ...

villavelius,
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@firefly @politics It's the turkeys voting for Christmas syndrome. Which often enough helps losers to win elections.

firefly,
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@politics

Their party emblem is a baster ... which they think is a megaphone.

villavelius,
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@firefly @politics They're basterds, megaphonies.

LinkOpensChest_wav,
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Let’s all pool our money and buy ourselves a Democrat since that’s the only thing they care about

firefly,
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Who is your savior? Is it G-O-D or G-O-P?

What exactly have liberals liberated?

What exactly have conservatives conserved?

What city of peace have zionists built?

authed, (edited )

The current election design/political system only exist to give you the illusion of choice. This is not what democracy should look like. Elect me and you will find out that electing a 3rd party is possible in the next cycle

firefly,
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Future headlines in clown world



A gold Olympic runner wins the election race for President.

His followers shout, "Heil Hurdler!"

He is then titled as the, "Master Racer".

Dah dunt.

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