rustyfish,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

So Tucker Carlson, the man who reportedly fucked a donkey once, will suck Putins cock on a livestream. His dreams must come true.

return2ozma,
@return2ozma@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t forget, you can only see it on his pay site lol biggest grifter

finthechat,
finthechat avatar

Tucker Carlson Onlyfans

2 hour long blowjob video

Russian audio, English subs

0110010001100010,
@0110010001100010@lemmy.world avatar

I was having a fine day, fuck you for putting that image into my head. I hope you step on a lego.

return2ozma,
@return2ozma@lemmy.world avatar

What a terrible day to be able to read.

ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

Putin: Da! Da! Da! DAAAA!
Tucker: Daddy! Daddy!

finthechat,
finthechat avatar

Wtf and people were skeeved out by MY comment

Honytawk,

Tucker won’t be able to say that with a mouth full of cock.

lennybird,
@lennybird@lemmy.world avatar

I’m honestly a little surprised Fucker beat out Glenn Beck in terms of appeal to dumbasses. Though I’m sure Beck is doing all sorts of damage on his radio show.

Zitronensaft,

Glenn Beck is a Mormon and evangelicals don’t really trust Mormons even though they often overlap in their politics.

feine_seife,

“…Elon Musk, to his credit, promised not to supress or block this interview once we post it on his platform X.“ (3:51 ; “We’re in Moscow to Interview Vladimir Putin“)

mp3,
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

Either that or he ends up in the same bunk bed as Navalny.

VelvetStorm,

So Tucker Carlson, the man who reportedly fucked a donkey

Wat? I’ve never heard of this.

EvilLootbox,

Will he have to spit into a jar that then gets placed in Putin’s shit and piss transporter briefcase?

GilgameshCatBeard,

So… he’s basically getting an employee evaluation.

some_guy,

The rumors were correct? Holy shit.

GilgameshCatBeard,

If they were correct, they weren’t rumors.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Being correct or not isn’t what qualifies something to be a rumor.

CharlesDarwin,
@CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

If I want to watch someone give Putin a softjob, I can always watch Oliver Stone’s interviews.

CharlesDarwin,
@CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

At this point, it seems very prescient that red was chosen as the color of the con movement…maybe that’s why tiny d always wears a red tie - maybe someone should feed that the Qtards.

Tristaniopsis,

Tucker ‘Bussy’ Carlson.

Hux,

The “interview” is just cover.

My bet is Putin is vetting Tucker Carlson for Trump’s running mate.

Once Tucker kisses the ring, and likely commits a crime (or other misdeeds) on Putin’s orders (to serve as puppet-string kompromat for Putin’s plans), Putin will give the blessing for Trump to announce Tucker Carlson as his VP running mate.

Then, just imagine a 2028 Presidential bid from Tucker (win or lose in ‘24)…

UnderpantsWeevil,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

My bet is Putin is vetting Tucker Carlson for Trump’s running mate.

Tucker Carlson would be absolutely dead weight on the ticket. Nobody who isn’t already voting for Trump would want that guy anywhere near the White House. He’d be lucky to get Trump’s Communications Director slot.

4grams,
@4grams@awful.systems avatar

He’s media savvy and when he was in front of a camera, had millions of drooling followers who would eat anything he fed them. Don’t underestimate him (or turnip), the cult of personality will fall in line.

PRUSSIA_x86,

Nah, Cucker seems to be fitting well into his role as Goebbels 2.0

4grams,
@4grams@awful.systems avatar

I think you are right, been suspecting it for a while. Only reason he wouldn’t is because he doesn’t want to be outshined.

dangblingus,

Ahh yes, the propagandist too controversial even for Fox News. Tens of millions of Americans will watch this heavily curated interview and think that Putin is a pretty good guy.

frezik,

He was only too controversial for them when he cost them a shitload of money.

CharlesDarwin,
@CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

^ This. Same reason O’Lielly is not there.

buzz,
@buzz@lemmy.world avatar

He is a good guy. I understand you would rather not hear that

theluckyone,

Standing close to a window above the second floor, eh?

nexguy,
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

He is a very good guy. Good at assassinations, changing constitutions to stay in power, lying about invading ukraine, having delusions of grandeur. He is, however, very bad at invading ukraine.

GilgameshCatBeard,

If you say so, Boris.

YeetPics,

Is this like a managerial review of his boss or something? Stupid HR probably gonna throw little tucker a pizza party.

PopMyCop,

I wonder if Carlson is fully aware of how deep the hole is that he is about to crawl into. He likely already is a full russian stooge, but if not, he’s about to find out just how tyrannical despots can be when you’re in their power. Imagine the open and implied threats to his life and his family as they walk him through exactly what to say. Imagine how they dissuade him when he suggests certain questions that he wants to ask. If he strays from the exact script? Somebody get a picture of him when he returns to the states, and if it’s within a week of the interview, see how many bruises, cuts, limps, or other signs of ‘treatment’ there are.

Patches,

I just don’t understand why.

He already has enough money to never work again. What is wrong with these people?

this_1_is_mine,

Have to keep your boot on the throat or they might take a breath and see clearly.

frezik,

Money is a drug more dangerous than heroin.

ynthrepic,
@ynthrepic@lemmy.world avatar

When you’re a psychopath of one description or another, who knows what might motivate you?

Most of us normal people are content to be free to spend time with friends and family doing the things we love. Imagine if you couldn’t give a shit about that, and that’s basically the world’s most successful people.

Their lineages have spent recent human history honing capitalism to be the vessel for the freedom of their kind. Money buys you freedom from consequences most of the time. That shouldn’t be possible.

The internet opened up their world for us to see, and for a moment it looked like we might sieze control. Instead, we let ourselves be manipulates into thinking they do in fact give a shit, or at least if we tag along we’ll be winners too.

The names we know are the ones who court controversy for the thrill.

Elon Musk is an excellent example. Whatever talents he has are moot next to his moral insanity. All he cares about is having a legacy, and achieving the things he wants. He just pays lip service to any real altruism. I mean, he’s the last person who needs to preside over horrific working conditions. He even bans PPE because he doesn’t like bright colors.

LarmyOfLone,

If anybody wants to view some less biased Interview with Putin: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Putin_Interviews

Of course Putin is a sociopath and excellent liar. But he’s not a raving Hitler foaming at the mouth.

Ross_audio,

Hitler wasn’t a caricature either.

youtu.be/WE6mnPmztoQ

The idea that evil has to appear a certain way is from stories we tell to children. Evil people will generally appear pretty normal day to day.

tegs_terry,

Or better, psychopaths are often thought of as charming

cashews_best_nut,

Hitler went to all that trouble learning oratory and acting to sway the masses. Then you have someone like Donald fucking Trump who just blurts random, incoherent bullshit and still sways the masses.

If he saw Trumps popularity he’d probably sigh and say: “Ihr Amerikaner seid verdammt zurückgeblieben”

Tronn4,

Can we jsut let him stay over there? He seems happy to suck putin wiener

hakunawazo, (edited )

Reminds me of The Interview: Just sit near a window or shake hands with a fake gum. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/115501f7-d4f5-41e3-93db-811bfcc9a700.jpeg

tegs_terry,

Could be honey-dicking I guess

bitwaba,

They hate us 'cause they ain’t us

TriPolarBearz,

They hate us cuz they anus?

downhomechunk,

Он в пуке держится?

Daft_ish,

Great, Tucker Carlson isn’t done being in the headlines so he’s going full Johnny Knoxville and is planning on taking a sludge hammer to the nuts. Thanks fox.

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