burntbutterbiscuits,

Take your damn religion and sodomize yourself with it. It has no place here. Abortion is a sacrament 🤘

givesomefucks,

“I want to tell all my colleagues here what I told the Republicans in that room last night,” Speaker Johnson declared. “I don’t believe there are any coincidences in a manner like this. I believe that Scripture, the Bible is very clear that God is the one that raises up those in authority. He raised up each of you, all of us. And I believe that God has ordained and allowed each one of us to be brought here for this specific moment in this time. This is my belief. I believe that each one of us has a huge responsibility today, to use the gifts that God has given us to serve the extraordinary people of this great country and they deserve it.”

By that logic, hitler, Stalin, Mao, Biden, and even Bill Clinton were chosen by God Almighty

Chariotwheel,

Guess we have to accept Putin and Hamas, according to him. God wills it.

SatanicNotMessianic,

Or even worse - Obama and Biden.

bus_go_fast,

“Not like that!”

IHeartBadCode,
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I think the point they’re missing is, The King of England was ordained by God to rule his nation and impose his beliefs on his subjects. We kind of fought a whole war way back to get away from that system.

bus_go_fast,

Oh no that’s different, I didn’t mean that! /s

orbitz,

Trends come around again…or whatever excuse they want to make to pretend not to be hypocrites. Yay freedom for all*

*As long as it’s our narrow definition of freedom and you’re a white Christian, some restrictions apply, offer void in the Middle East and Africa.

quinkin,

Note the extraordinary, not the ordinary.

Hangglide,

Does he believe that is true of the Democrats too?

kromem,

Also, a fair bit of survivorship bias.

Turns out that the canonization of Christianity which took place right after the emperor of Rome converted and put together the group to do so ended up canonizing the version of Christianity that was gung ho on a celestial dynastic monarchy paralleling and endorsing the one in Rome.

Whereas the document that had the following saying was buried in a jar because shortly after that canonization even possessing it was punishable by death:

Jesus said, “Let one who has become wealthy reign, and let one who has power renounce .”

(As opposed to being born into reigning and holding that power indefinitely)

So which attitude was more likely endorsed by someone widely agreed to have been executed by the Roman empire? The one saying empires were great, that heaven was an empire and that whoever was in power was ordained by God? Or the one saying dynastic rule sucked and then had a parable about assassinating a powerful person?

eran_morad,

Fucking mentally ill traitor.

hiddengoat,

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  • shiveyarbles,

    Or you’re trying to gain favor with imbeciles

    OsrsNeedsF2P,

    At first I thought the articles about him were more media hysteria nonsense, but this is real nonsense

    Evilphd666,
    @Evilphd666@hexbear.net avatar

    Yes God chose you as the target of massive ridicule.

    PlantDadManGuy,

    The Constitution is very clear, that scripture has no place in our fucking government.

    m3t00,
    @m3t00@midwest.social avatar

    omg. how about voting to repeal ACA while at it. amend the constitution. We got this Majority thing and it’s fucking golden https://midwest.social/pictrs/image/befb4b8d-fcaa-4538-97d6-39a941e0e26d.png

    /s

    barrbaric,

    Hell yeah dude let’s go it really is 2001 again. Love to live in a theocracy.

    AvocadoVapelung,
    @AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net avatar

    yea

    aaaaaaadjsf,
    @aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net avatar

    Any person that says this, is absolutely not the type of person that would be ordained by a hypothetical God. It’s one of those “if you have to say it, it’s definitely not true”, or “Any man who must say, ‘I am the king’ is no true king” type of things.

    UlyssesT,

    What about that one Twitter power user that titles himself “the Alpha Male?” nerd

    z3rOR0ne,
    @z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml avatar

    Damn it the Demiurge is making some very annoying moves lately.

    doublepepperoni,
    @doublepepperoni@hexbear.net avatar

    American Christians think McDonald’s brings back the McRib because they pray for it on Facebook and that half the things on TV are messages from God and the other half from Satan

    UlyssesT,

    I had biological family members that would do quick little prayers of gratitude for good parking spaces. brainworms

    M68040, (edited )
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    Why would anyone believe anyone who just, like, claims they’re divinely ordained?

    JJROKCZ,

    Depose this theocrat now. Gods have no place in the halls of law

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