LinearArray,
@LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

Put everything in one app

KillingTimeItself,

why is it that every time i become more of a linux user, things only seem to get worse around me? Is this how linux works?

tatterdemalion,
@tatterdemalion@programming.dev avatar

Yea except serverless you pay for usage, so if you have zero users, it’s free! Just make sure you put a hard limit on autoscaling.

fruitycoder,

But those are th3 fun parts!

Anticorp,

My spoon’s too big.

daellat,

Insert dick!

This is a reference I’m wondering anyone would get please let me know if you do

SturgiesYrFase, (edited )
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Sorry/your welcome.

Edit: I misread your comment. facepalm
W.e I’m leaving the link to Rejected.

flying_sheep,
@flying_sheep@lemmy.ml avatar

Surgeon simulator. The funniest video ever

daellat,

That video sent me back in the day

WldFyre,

youtu.be/AYjCXjIeNJk?si=1uuDhlOE4RrKLbeV

3:45

One of my favorite vids ever lolol

ProfessorProteus,
@ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world avatar

I am a banana!

NaibofTabr,

Tuesday is coming… did you bring your coat?

ramius345,

I am the queen of France!

EchoCranium,

For the love of god! My anus is bleeding! (-Yay! Hooray!-)

FreshLight, (edited )

Hey, it’s for practising!

lemming741,

On behalf of /c/selfhosted we resent this image

marcos,

What in there are you doing in your self-hosted environment?

They are all way too much work for no gain at all. Arguably useful if you have enough scale, but even then it’s arguably.

lemming741,

None of those specifically, but after you have a virtualization host your flock tends to grow pretty quickly. More that I’m hosting big multi-user things like nextcloud for a single user.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

vaporware vs ransomware

1984,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

I used to build things this way for a learning experience, because I knew it would be valuable on some job later.

But these days when I work with aws every day, I go for simple, cheap solutions outside of aws for private projects.

db0,
@db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’m the opposite. I build things using the YOLO practice, then refactor to scale if my shit becomes popular :D

OsrsNeedsF2P,

And it clearly works, considering I personally know like 3 projects you made!

TrumpetX,

I think you meant YAGNI, but I dunno, YOLO might be a legit strategy for you too ;)

db0,
@db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

YAGNI

At an abstract level, sure. But no, I mostly meant I just start coding and see where it takes me :D

sirico,
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Implying I know how to do any of this

redcalcium,

Autoscaling for personal projects is just a tool to turn random DDOS into personal bankruptcy.

Kissaki,

I scale by dropping requests

Blue_Morpho,

I don’t understand how anyone uses a paid API for a personal project. I looked hard into MS, Google and Amazon a few years ago for a project and couldn’t find anywhere where you could hard block services to never ever go above the free tier.

Considering that I’ll build a project and forget about it for years, putting in my credit card into a cloud service was a guaranteed gigantic bill sometime in the future when things went wrong. (Over your life, something is guaranteed to go wrong.)

lordnikon,

to answer your question you can with budgets under cost explorer and running everything as a cloudformation template

poke,

Oracle cloud will stop things if it goes out of the free tier.

whereisk,

Have you heard of virtual debit cards? You can’t charge what’s not there.

Also, at least AWS will in fact send you an email when you approach the end of free tour usage.

Having said all that, most devs can host the few hundred visits they might get over a month with a $200 home server and a free CloudFlare cache if they know what they’re doing.

Blue_Morpho, (edited )

Have you heard of virtual debit cards?

I tried one and it didn’t work. Reading about it said they block those.

I don’t need an email. I need it to stop instantly. In the time it takes me to notice an email, I could have hundreds of dollars in charges.

kogasa, (edited )
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

All cloud providers will support budget notifications. That doesn’t do much good when you shoot past the budget in a short timespan. I set a Google cloud budget of $20/month and enabled a Tensorboard instance, which had no observable indication that it cost anything except the base cost of the VM, and got notified that I was $280 over budget the next day. Apparently there was an upfront $300/month/user fee for Tensorboard. (Several months later they changed the pricing model to $10 GiB/month with no user fee.)

tromars,

Hey, not fair. It’s one user, ok? I mean, that’s me, but still

Kissaki,

Webcrawlers count as users too, right?

marcos,

So… Me and the Google bot. I still don’t know how to convince the Bing bot the thing exists.

whereisk,

Only if you let them

Prunebutt,

I am a banana

Anticorp,

My rectum is bleeding.

Deebster,
@Deebster@programming.dev avatar
Dasnap,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

But you’re prepared for when it gets big! It’s inevitable!

Hamartiogonic,
@Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz avatar

Just one more round of funding and then…

That’s the Reddit strategy of platform development.

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