Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Data breaches are just what a specific commander wears on his legs.

LinearArray,
@LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

It was a backup all along

Hamartiogonic,
@Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz avatar

Just like a bug could be considered an “undocumented feature”.

ramjambamalam,

I prefer “super-availability”.

survivalmachine,

Not gonna lie, Data breach sounds like a violation of one of Geordi’s crewmates.

LinearArray,
@LinearArray@programming.dev avatar

lolllll 🤣

BurningTurtle,
@BurningTurtle@programming.dev avatar

If it’s a leak, we call it an unsanctioned opensourcing.

perviouslyiner,

“Rapid unscheduled outsourcing”

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Rockstar be like

Chewy7324,

Someone pedantic: It’s source-available, because it doesn’t grant the necessary freedoms to e.g. redistribute and modify the code.

MaggiWuerze,

Not with that attitude

TheOctonaut,

Gonna replace “surprise” with “emergent” and put this on a slide.

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

Who breached Data?

Hupf,
brbposting,

Ahaha at :05 should be GIF’d

Troi shot first

veroxii,

“fully functional”

mellowheat,

It’s pronounced “Data”.

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

I know that’s a quote, but I’m Australian and we say data like Data.

SamsonSeinfelder,

My government makes offside backups of my phone data constantly. The problem is they do not give it back when I need them.

rufus,

Make a request per the GDPR.

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