istanbullu,

She’s your ex-wife now, right?

smb,

if your wife wasn’t vi-impressed, maybe she already is vi-improved ;-)

Voroxpete,

Deep down, every Vim user just wants one person to tell them that the countless hours they spent leaning to use it weren’t a total waste of time.

hakunawazo, (edited )

I’m sorry, you need to :s/replace/her/ as soon as possible.

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

That’s because her bull uses Emacs.

nayminlwin,

My wife’s impressed though, may be a little…

But she’s also a programmer.

jwt,

Have you tried rebooting her?

smb,

it might take ages for her to choose the right boots for rebooting ;-)

Dremor,
@Dremor@lemmy.world avatar

:q!

PiratePanPan, (edited )
@PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

> my wife

> vim user

fake

Syringe,

At first, I was mad. Then the slow, sad realization that you’re more right than not…

billwashere,

Hey I’m married and use Vim. I feel attacked 😅

PriorityMotif,
@PriorityMotif@lemmy.world avatar

You must be very good at masking.

moitoi,
@moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Great to see this type of humor poping out.

billwashere,

I was just playing BOTW looking for a mask does that count?

PriorityMotif,
@PriorityMotif@lemmy.world avatar

Subject doesn’t understand social cues

fiddlestix,
Thrashy, (edited )
@Thrashy@lemmy.world avatar

Look, some of us old farts started on Linux back before nano was included by default, and your options for text editing on the command line were either:

  1. vi/vim, a perfectly competent text editor with arcane and unintuitive key combos for commands
  2. emacs, a ludicrously overcomplicated kitchen-sink program that had reasonable text-editing functionality wedged in between the universal woodchuck remote control and the birdcall translation system

Given those options, most of us chose to learn how to key-chord our way around vim, and old habits die hard.

penquin,

Stop showing off VIM to your wife would be a good start. I mean, I would do the same if she tried to show off her make tutorials to me.

lobut,

Make? As in Makefiles or make-up?

puppy,

Makefile obviously. What the heck is a “make-up”?

OneCardboardBox,

make up is my build command for pushing to prod

reddit_sux,

Well we do like to make stuff up so why not…

penquin, (edited )

Um, excuse me, I’d like one order of


<span style="color:#323232;">make install
</span>

please.

coloredgrayscale,

What does make out do?

XTL,

Ships into production apparently.

Wasn’t me. It was the other guy.

mitchty,

Make me should just refuse to do anything.

penquin,

You know what, that was mistype, but I’m not going to correct it since it fits better in this sub Lol

Andromxda,
@Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You realize that this is !programmer_humor, right?

penquin,

Yes, and?

humdrumgentleman,

There is simply no plugin to replace that functionality. Emacs users would tell you otherwise, but you have to remember that it’s all about the curves for those Lisp folks. I think this is probably a new software worth learning even if it lacks interoperability with some of your existing toolkit.

KillingTimeItself,

sit your wife down in front of vim, and make her use it.

It’ll make more sense immediately.

If not, divorce.

Voroxpete,

Divorce

Makes sense: Even a marriage is easier to exit than Vim

achance4cheese,

I just dipped my feet in Vim yesterday, I found it not intuitive at all. :wq! To exit a read only file? I’m too dumb to think of syntax like that!

KillingTimeItself, (edited )

: is your commandline, it does a lot of actions. w is write, q is quit. So you’re doing a write quit, the ! just tells it to fuck off and do the fucking command essentially.

If you open a read only file, and you need to quit just hit it with the :q! or if you haven’t made any changes, :q will work just fine.

naturally, as one would expect, you can hit all of these independently. :w just writes changes, :q will close as aforementioned.

KillingTimeItself,

priorities. Gotta have em set straight.

CCF_100,

DIVORCE

spoiler/s

rclkrtrzckr,

dVIorce

CCF_100,

tfw you can’t get a divorce because you can’t exit vim

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

vi is more impressive when you’ve used ed for a few years. Nowadays, eh.

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