istanbullu, She’s your ex-wife now, right?
smb, if your wife wasn’t vi-impressed, maybe she already is vi-improved ;-)
Voroxpete, Deep down, every Vim user just wants one person to tell them that the countless hours they spent leaning to use it weren’t a total waste of time.
hakunawazo, (edited ) I’m sorry, you need to :s/replace/her/ as soon as possible.
ikidd, That’s because her bull uses Emacs.
nayminlwin, My wife’s impressed though, may be a little…
But she’s also a programmer.
jwt, Have you tried rebooting her?
smb, it might take ages for her to choose the right boots for rebooting ;-)
Dremor, :q!
PiratePanPan, (edited ) > my wife
> vim user
fake
Syringe, At first, I was mad. Then the slow, sad realization that you’re more right than not…
billwashere, Hey I’m married and use Vim. I feel attacked 😅
PriorityMotif, You must be very good at masking.
moitoi, Great to see this type of humor poping out.
billwashere, I was just playing BOTW looking for a mask does that count?
PriorityMotif, Subject doesn’t understand social cues
fiddlestix,
Thrashy, (edited ) Look, some of us old farts started on Linux back before nano was included by default, and your options for text editing on the command line were either:
- vi/vim, a perfectly competent text editor with arcane and unintuitive key combos for commands
- emacs, a ludicrously overcomplicated kitchen-sink program that had reasonable text-editing functionality wedged in between the universal woodchuck remote control and the birdcall translation system
Given those options, most of us chose to learn how to key-chord our way around vim, and old habits die hard.
penquin, Stop showing off VIM to your wife would be a good start. I mean, I would do the same if she tried to show off her make tutorials to me.
lobut, Make? As in Makefiles or make-up?
puppy, Makefile obviously. What the heck is a “make-up”?
OneCardboardBox,
make up
is my build command for pushing to prod
reddit_sux, Well we do like to make stuff up so why not…
penquin, (edited ) Um, excuse me, I’d like one order of
<span style="color:#323232;">make install </span>
please.
coloredgrayscale, What does
make out
do?
XTL, Ships into production apparently.
Wasn’t me. It was the other guy.
mitchty, Make me should just refuse to do anything.
penquin, You know what, that was mistype, but I’m not going to correct it since it fits better in this sub Lol
Andromxda, You realize that this is !programmer_humor, right?
penquin, Yes, and?
humdrumgentleman, There is simply no plugin to replace that functionality. Emacs users would tell you otherwise, but you have to remember that it’s all about the curves for those Lisp folks. I think this is probably a new software worth learning even if it lacks interoperability with some of your existing toolkit.
KillingTimeItself, sit your wife down in front of vim, and make her use it.
It’ll make more sense immediately.
If not, divorce.
Voroxpete, Divorce
Makes sense: Even a marriage is easier to exit than Vim
achance4cheese, I just dipped my feet in Vim yesterday, I found it not intuitive at all. :wq! To exit a read only file? I’m too dumb to think of syntax like that!
KillingTimeItself, (edited ) : is your commandline, it does a lot of actions. w is write, q is quit. So you’re doing a write quit, the ! just tells it to fuck off and do the fucking command essentially.
If you open a read only file, and you need to quit just hit it with the :q! or if you haven’t made any changes, :q will work just fine.
naturally, as one would expect, you can hit all of these independently. :w just writes changes, :q will close as aforementioned.
KillingTimeItself, priorities. Gotta have em set straight.
CCF_100, DIVORCE
spoiler/s
rclkrtrzckr, dVIorce
CCF_100, tfw you can’t get a divorce because you can’t exit vim
AnUnusualRelic, vi is more impressive when you’ve used ed for a few years. Nowadays, eh.
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