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firefly, (edited )
@firefly@neon.nightbulb.net avatar

Difference Between Nerd and Geek

Has anyone written a scientific treatise on the differences between nerd and geek?

On the one hand, I could instigate endless debate about the finer points of nerds.

On the other hand I could construct nerds with a 3-D meat printer.

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tjsauce,

Sluts, bloods, dweebies, dickheads… They love him! They think he’s a righteous dude.

Brickwald,

To me, geek is associated with pop culture while nerd is more broad.

anders,

Stupid people always say no

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brlemworld,

!important

lightnegative,

Is that a factorial yes?

NaN

firefly,
@firefly@neon.nightbulb.net avatar

Whatever is Clever Public License

Do whatever is clever. Do as you wish with this product.

Do whatever is clever shall be the whole of the law.

https://codeberg.org/sugarbug/whatever-is-clever-public-license

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RegalPotoo,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Do this specifically so a judge has to rule if someone is being a dick or not. File amicus briefs on the definition of being a dick. Assemble a jury of peers to decide if the defendants are being a dick. Appeal to the supreme court to rule if the court erred in their judgement of the dickishness at question in this matter.

Tangent5280,

But they do contribute, dont they?

anders, en-us

When you come back from vacation
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grin,

@anders @nthcdr lda #0 ; Load accumulator with character code for NULL
sta $0400 ; Store it in the screen memory to clear the screen
ldx #0 ; Initialize X register to 0
loop lda message,x ; Load the next character from the message
beq done ; If the character is NULL (end of string), we are done
sta $0400,x ; Store the character in the screen memory
inx ; Increment X register
bne loop ; Branch back to the loop
done rts ; Return from subroutine
message .text "Hello World!",0 ; Null-terminated string

cs127,
@cs127@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

<span style="color:#323232;">void HelloWorld(void (* func)(const char*)) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    func("Hello world!");
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>
anders, en-us

When your code works, but you don't know how
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terrorismchord,

@moto x3m omg, that…

anders,

@sin_free_for_00_days or "# The code is documentation enough"

Polypragmatist,

Production Verification Testing
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If it's worth testing, it's worth testing live.

maop, Spanish
@maop@mstdn.mx avatar

Que chido poder seguir los hilos en lemmy de @programmerhumor desde acá :blobcataww:

:fediverse: Fediverso rules!

gmatkins,

¡por supuesto!

anders, en-us

Python developers
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3ra,
@3ra@lemmy.world avatar

Even though I’m mostly a Python programmer now I don’t do this but i know so many Python programmers who do this; the thing that is even more annoying is when some of them make up shit trying to prove python is better for a usecase they know NOTHING about

fl42v,

<span style="color:#323232;">help: you may want to use a bool value instead
</span><span style="color:#323232;">1 | true
</span>
jedi,

@programmerhumor The only thing in my mind during WWDC

heavyboots,
@heavyboots@lemmy.ml avatar

Just be glad it's not all attached to your optic nerves yet…

Bud knew a guy like that who'd somehow gotten infected with a meme that ran advertisements for roach motels, in Hindi, superimposed on the bottom right-hand corner of his visual field, twenty-four hours a day, until the guy whacked himself. -The Diamond Age, Neal Stephenson

aluminium,

Apple devs watching wwdc hoping that their App isn't a standard feature in iOS 17

Zadyra,

Brilliant exception handling I found in an app i had to work on

TwilightKiddy,

Rethrowing caught exception in C# is just throw;, not throw ex;. This will delete old stack trace, which is very punishable if someone debugs your code later and you're still around.

CriticalSilence,

Looks like there was a Console.WriteLine(ex) previously. When removed, the thought "Yeah, exception handling is important" came up. So yes, this could be mine

anders, en-us

The different versions of C

ZILtoid1991,
ZILtoid1991 avatar

@anders Where's D? It even has a subset, called betterC.

anders,

@ZILtoid1991
Yeah good question 😃

png,
png avatar
gorkx,

@png LOL

Linukar,
Linukar avatar

Constant loop of new crunches

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