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I've worked in enough enterprise environments that I'm pretty sure if you say "Kubernetes" three times in rapid succession, an enterprise sale rep appears.

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yogthos, to programmerhumor
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UX designers vs users

video/mp4

iamnomad101, to programmerhumor
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There should be a git command called “good” that’s just an alias for “git fsck”.

smitner, to memes
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I'm not sure why, but every time I get to this intersection, I turn left.

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chx, to programmerhumor

Finally I have a good answer whenever I am asked how long a ticket takes.

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borisv, to programmerhumor
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On pair programming 😆
(credit: Vincent Déniel)


spielmannspiel, to gamedev
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JUNIOR DEV
So, when do I lose the imposter syndrome?

SENIOR DEV
That's the neat part. You don't!

suprjami, to golang

Please enjoy this meme I made as a goof.

bytephantom, to Mac
bytephantom, to infosec
robustjumprope, to javascript

Today in JavaScript land: I made a thunk so I can lazily evaluate my curried function.

God, non-programmers must think we are crazy with all the ways we name our stuff ​:neocat_laugh_tears:​

nixCraft, to random
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PM: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

Me (after 30 mins):

amarok,
@amarok@mastodonczech.cz avatar

@nixCraft
Haha 😃 yeah, reminds me of this comics

louis, to programmerhumor
@louis@emacs.ch avatar

Using plain old JS fetch with "User-Agent": "OpenCOBOL IBM/Z16 v3.782".

Would love to see the faces of their DevOps team when they review their access logs 🙂

evilenx, to vim
AstraKernel, to machinelearning
k3ym0, to programming

NullPointerExemption goes burrrr
Source: @a_smeriglia

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