GasMaskedLunatic,

We’ve been programming YOU all along.

frezik, (edited )

Black Perl


<span style="color:#323232;">BEFOREHAND: close door, each window & exit; wait until time.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    open spellbook, study, read (scan, select, tell us);
</span><span style="color:#323232;">write it, print the hex while each watches,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    reverse its length, write again;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        unlink arms, shift, wait & listen (listening, wait),
</span><span style="color:#323232;">sort the flock (then, warn the "goats" & kill the "sheep");
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    values aside, each one;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        die sheep! die to reverse the system
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        you accept (reject, respect);
</span><span style="color:#323232;">next step,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    kill the next sacrifice, each sacrifice,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased";
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    do it ("as they say").
</span><span style="color:#323232;">do it(*everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden**s*e*x*).
</span><span style="color:#323232;">return last victim; package body;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    exit crypt (time, times & "half a time") & close it,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    select (quickly) & warn your next victim;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">AFTERWORDS: tell nobody.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    wait, wait until time;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    wait until next year, next decade;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        sleep, sleep, die yourself,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        die at last
</span>
jsomae,

I laugh because this is funny but then I think, oh god what if she’s serious and now there’s going to be a twitter campaign to remove satanic language in tech.

kameecoding,

we will just rename them to orphans and then all of a sudden they won’t give a fuck.

HumanPerson,

Oh please, I don’t need Satan as an excuse to sacrifice children.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

This is someone I can get behind!

far_university1990,

Better do pull out gun

Crack0n7uesday,

Windows just calls them dependants.

henfredemars,

Worse sacrifices have been made in the face of a deadline.

bigkahuna1986,

I found some of my old code a while back that said: Got interrupted killing children? better stop.

Trigger2_2000,

Had one application that would (somethings) give the message: Hey baby, you’re an object.

Some users where not amused.

dan1101,

What the fsck?

lord_ryvan,

It’s likely referring to the child process

Flyswat,

Shhh don’t tell them about the zombies

ThunderWhiskers, (edited )
@ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world avatar

Back in the early 2000s (when Apple Minis were introduced) there was a rare system error that you could get that ended in a wall of script/code. What has stuck with me to this day was the screen ended on the line “panic: we are hanging here”.

Never did puzzle that out.

30p87,

So the apple devs apparently also use “we are here 123”, “reached x”, “lol”, “lmao” and “penislol” as break points, just in production lol

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

I'm a little sad some of those didn't manage to slip through and make it out of prod lol

Gutek8134,
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

Panic is a function Unix (or Linux?) kernel calls when it can’t handle an error

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Afaik it’s the “bsod” of *nix systems

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