Rust To Impose Prima Nocta

Adramis, 6 months ago

“Truly an ancient language!” 8 years old.

C: Am I a joke to you?

Kidplayer_666, 6 months ago

Who is the Scot who dares oppose this?

HowMany, 6 months ago

A hundred different languages all doing the same thing… making the hardware ‘work’. Some programmer has a “better idea” and all the while the architecture remains the same. ish. What’s the point?

demesisx, 6 months ago

GHC to Rust:

Lower your flags and march straight back to Mountain View, stopping at every home to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do this and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today.

Jordan_U, 6 months ago

Maybe don’t try to make programming language jokes out of the concept of systematic rape?

kattenluik, 6 months ago

You can also just read it and see the post for what it is, instead of whatever you’re doing. It’s a funny joke around Rust.

sebastiancarlos, 6 months ago

Point taken, but Big Tech systematically does equally bad things while disguising them behind DevRel, so I think it’s justified to poke fun at that.

QuazarOmega, 6 months ago

will be chastised with severe chastisement

Yo dawg, we heard you like chastisement

Kimjongtooill, 6 months ago

Chastisement level: severly chastised