@dancinyogi
Finally, an appropriate instance for the pejorative w-word!
I played Quasimodo in "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" in high school. So of course I broke out the costume & makeup at Halloween. Went to a friend's house; he would open door and let them all say Trick or treat," start to dispense candy, and I would scuttle out from behind him mumbling something. Most enjoyed; one turn & ran screaming "mommy!" Then one stared for a minute and said "you stupid fool!" Ah, the good old days.