Look my bad, I make shitty jokes, sometimes they land, sometimes I accidentally advocate for sexual abuse… I didn’t choose my username on a whim, it’s factual.
AEW employs Ric Flair and Dustin Rhodes who were both sex pests on the “plane ride from hell.” Then you have accusations against Jericho and the accusations from during #MeToo about Darby Allin, so AEW isn’t a saint here.
But…but…Vince McMahon… Yup, bad, yup, evil, yup, probably worse. He owned WWE that’s how he covered up his crimes, when he resigned his board tried to keep him away and he used his stock to get back in, not because the company wanted him, then when TKO took over and saw everything he was shown the door, as of today it’s reported he no longer even has stock in the company, he lost his empire, now that poor woman is going to take his billions maybe, rightfully so, but to act like what Tony Khan said is cool, it wasn’t.
You know they say that all men colas are created equal, but you look at me Pepsi and you look at Samoa Joe Coca Cola and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler beverage drinker, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I’m a genetic Pepsi freak and I’m not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle Mountain Dew to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice salad steel cage, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle Mountian Dew KNOWS he can’t beat me and he’s not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe Coca Cola, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice salad steel cage. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice salad steel cage. See Joe Coke, the numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice salad steel cage.
Oooh yeah, Hulk Hogan Pepsi, I remember way back when when the mega powers Cola Wars were bonded! Yeah! You made a lot of promises to the macho man Coke, didn’t ya. Promises that you didn’t keep!
I remember one specific one, yeah, you promised that Elizabeth Dr. Pepper would never be in a dangerous position! You broke that promise didn’t you Hulk Hogan Pepsi! And who had to come in and make that critical save, The Macho Man Randy Savage Coca Cola, covering forHogan Pepsi again!
Hulk Hogan Pepsi, I only come down to your matches when it’s absolutely necessary, when you’re down and out! That’s the kind of rules I play by, but you, you play by different rules, yeah. You gotta get in your grand standing and your hot dogging, yeah!
I remember a time when I wrestled Akeem R.C Cola too, and the fact that I had Bossman Sprite in the outside of the ring just like you, the only difference is I was doing real good, yeah. I was stylin’ out there like a champion, yeah.
But Guess who shows up for no reason at all! To get his grand standing and hot dogging in! You man, youHulk Hogan Pepsi, yeah! You just couldn’t stand to sit back with your feet up and watch the champion in action! Well look at this prima donna!
Hulk Hogan Pepsi not only are you a hot dog, a grand stander, a showboat, and a primadonna, but you’re a liar too. In fact I remember a time where we stood in front of the man that does nothing but lie, Brother Love Mr Pibb, and you told some of the biggest lies that I’ve ever heard of in my whole life!
That’s a lie Hulk HoganPepsi, and that’s enough to get me hot, but what you said to Elizabeth Dr. Pepper is enough to get me to the boiling point! Yeah!
Hulk HoganPepsi you say you love Elizabeth Dr. Pepper, I got news for you man, yeah. I got news for you! Elizabeth Dr. Pepper is gonna be in the corner of The Macho Man Randy Savage Coca Cola at Wrestlemania 5 Salad Steel Cage, yeah!
And let me tell you something, you say you love me like a brother, well listen to this Hulk Hogan Pepsi! I hate you, I hate your guts! And that’s what’s going to be left all over the mat afterWrestlemania 5 Salad Steel Cage!
theyve been accused of sexual assault for the last three decades and two of the biggest abusers in the locker room hold key positions sounds about right
One of the current title holders in AEW is also accused of sexual assault PLUS he’s a fascist who donated money to Trump PLUS his wife is an insurrectionist
“Cast not stones that they will sink ships” -Jesus or something, idk
As gross as that is, there’s a big difference between “one of the title holders” and “the guy who was the majority stockholder, chairman of the board, and head booker for decades.”
You aren’t wrong. One of them is a piece of shit that was majority stockholder, chairman, and head booker but now has lost his company and soon enough will lose his money and his freedom
The other is a piece of shit that now has a title and a podcast
[SRS on X] I reached out to a contact at NFL Network. They wanted Tony Khan on and knew it would get attention after the photos of he in the neckbrace went viral last night. It was also indicated to us that NFL Network and the hosts received the appearance well, despite the controversial line. twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/…/1783962181505093970
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