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NO! The smoke hates me personally and is trying to kill me on purpose.

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I dont know why it hates me, I do enjoy lighting firepits so it can exist in the physical realm and be free, I’m trying to help it! Why wont you love me smoke!

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I believe a more correct way is to ban the practices tik tok does

But then they have to ban their own data mining spyware social media platforms.

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Yeah, but I cut it down to a bite sized shitty joke lol.

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Deepthroat exposes cat trafficking cartel.

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unless it actively hates me for some reason

Now that’s a terrifying thought. Just an angry bear with a spiteful rage aimed solely at one person, ignoring everyone else.

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Look at that, I found the answer!

Its safer to be with a man in the woods, if that man is being spitefully hunted by a bear who only wants to harm that one particular human being and has no issue with anyone else at all.

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Firefox+libredirect solves all your woes.

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You hear a knock on the window of the ISS, you look over and see an alien in a spacesuit floating, it holds a piece of space paper against the window that says “I use arch btw”.

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Well, I like writing, so I might go give it a look.

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Hahahahah, you lot are afraid of fucking everything!

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Translation: Alaskans wearing shorts, Texans wearing jackets.

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Filled with hackers giving themselves infinite money glitches.

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I bet they chose those colours so people didn’t think it was gonna make their cars gay.

Hours After Aussie Gov’t Greenlights Online Age Verification Pilot, Breach Of Mandated Verification Database For Bars Is Revealed (www.techdirt.com)

It’s almost laughable that these two stories happened so close to one another. The Australian government has just announced a pilot program to test an online age verification system...

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Working late were you? Well according to this leaked record you were at the pub from 4 pm till 9 pm every week day, 10 am on Thursday!

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Johnson, I’m gonna need that report on my desk by 9am Monday morning, in triplicate and properly color coded this time… Not having a repeat of last month.

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Yeah, but not on fucking paper like an idiot!
You keep that list stored in your mind palace’s secret vault.

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It’s right there! The fucks wrong with you?!

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Could you imagine the skips that rock would make!

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Nothing worse than getting that perfect angle to slice through the water and it just goes “Blop” and it’s gone.

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Because that damn Keiser stole your word twenty?

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Yeah, it’s like what jokes exactly have they killed…?

Whats the deeaal with airplane food?

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