Oooh yeah, Hulk Hogan Pepsi, I remember way back when when the mega powers Cola Wars were bonded! Yeah! You made a lot of promises to the macho man Coke, didn’t ya. Promises that you didn’t keep!
I remember one specific one, yeah, you promised that Elizabeth Dr. Pepper would never be in a dangerous position! You broke that promise didn’t you Hulk Hogan Pepsi! And who had to come in and make that critical save, The Macho Man Randy Savage Coca Cola, covering forHogan Pepsi again!
Hulk Hogan Pepsi, I only come down to your matches when it’s absolutely necessary, when you’re down and out! That’s the kind of rules I play by, but you, you play by different rules, yeah. You gotta get in your grand standing and your hot dogging, yeah!
I remember a time when I wrestled Akeem R.C Cola too, and the fact that I had Bossman Sprite in the outside of the ring just like you, the only difference is I was doing real good, yeah. I was stylin’ out there like a champion, yeah.
But Guess who shows up for no reason at all! To get his grand standing and hot dogging in! You man, youHulk Hogan Pepsi, yeah! You just couldn’t stand to sit back with your feet up and watch the champion in action! Well look at this prima donna!
Hulk Hogan Pepsi not only are you a hot dog, a grand stander, a showboat, and a primadonna, but you’re a liar too. In fact I remember a time where we stood in front of the man that does nothing but lie, Brother Love Mr Pibb, and you told some of the biggest lies that I’ve ever heard of in my whole life!
That’s a lie Hulk HoganPepsi, and that’s enough to get me hot, but what you said to Elizabeth Dr. Pepper is enough to get me to the boiling point! Yeah!
Hulk HoganPepsi you say you love Elizabeth Dr. Pepper, I got news for you man, yeah. I got news for you! Elizabeth Dr. Pepper is gonna be in the corner of The Macho Man Randy Savage Coca Cola at Wrestlemania 5 Salad Steel Cage, yeah!
And let me tell you something, you say you love me like a brother, well listen to this Hulk Hogan Pepsi! I hate you, I hate your guts! And that’s what’s going to be left all over the mat afterWrestlemania 5 Salad Steel Cage!