Elon Musk gives X employees one year to replace your bank - ‘You won’t need a bank account... it would blow my mind if we don’t have that rolled out by the end of next year.’

“If it involves money. It’ll be on our platform. Money or securities or whatever. So, it’s not just like send $20 to my friend. I’m talking about, like, you won’t need a bank account.”

Well that sounds terrifying!

blackstampede,

My girlfriend has a theory that he’s trying to destroy the platform deliberately. I disagreed with her until he renamed it to X lol

jollyrogue,

I don’t think he meant to. He’s just an idiot.

Right wing control of Twitter was always my hypothesis, since, as people have pointed out, Twitter gave regular people access to people with influence. Destroying Twitter destroys that access, but it was more valuable as a tool to manufacture consent, like most media.

sock,

to right wingers, failure is good as success

think about it, trump is a godlike business man despite failing numerous times at all his businesses. he loses the election people still think he won. caught with nuclear codes giving them to enemy intelligence? it was probably a librul framing him.

if x goes under people will say it’s part of musk’s master plan

ubermeisters,

I honestly think Twitter and Reddit self imploded intentionally to remove our ability to congregate in places outside of the 1%'s control.

baronvonj,
@baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

yeah that seems the most plausible explanation to me at this point.

MeetInPotatoes,

Been saying that for a while now too. The people bankrolling him; Saudi Arabia and Russia, have a vested interest in seeing Twitter burn after the Arab Spring organized around it, and Ukraine found so much support on the platform. The thing is, he can’t directly run it into the ground without lawsuits so he’s doing it piece by piece.

napoleonsdumbcousin,

Just today there was a great comment by @Voroxpete on why this does not make any sense.

  1. When you factor in the incredible damage done to the Tesla share price by the amount of stock he had to liquidate to finance the deal, and the almost billion a year in interest and operating costs the company is pulling out of him, the deal has, altogether, cost Musk about half of his net worth. No amount of petty childishness is worth that. 2. He literally went to court to try to get out of the deal. What was his play here? To sue with the intention of failing? For what possible reason? 3. If his plan was to kill Twitter, why would he attach his beloved X name to it? Musk has spent his entire life trying to make X happen. It is dearer to him than his own children. Why would he attach that brand to a company he’s intentionally sabotaging? 4. If his goal is to kill Twitter, why is it still here? He owns the company outright. He took it private. There’s no board. There’s no shareholders. He doesn’t have a fiduciary responsibility. If he wanted Twitter dead, all he had to do was shut the doors, turn off the lights, and send everyone home.

Anyone who buys into this “He’s trying to kill Twitter” nonsense, please, I am begging you, try to get your head around the fact that Elon Musk is not a smart man. This isn’t some incredible 4D chess play. Twitter isn’t failing because of intentional sabotage; it’s failing because Musk is genuinely trying his best, and his best absolutely sucks. He’s a bad businessman who lucked into a fortune he never deserved.

sh.itjust.works/comment/4855307

blackstampede,

Oh yeah, neither of us were assuming he was intelligent- just a flailing asshole with a grudge. But you’re probably right.

ubermeisters,

you assume he is a rational being.

Taleya,

Big chunk of the funding is from the Saudis though - and they have a very vested interest in trashing twitter.

It’s also entirely possible the truth is somewhere in between - people who knew he couldn’t manage his way out a paper bag working ego boy into buying twitter and ketting the inevitable happen. He’s not exactly hard to manipulate.

Kowowow,

Could have been both, twitter gets messed with enough to drive off normal people and musk gets to rebuild it from the ground up afterwards using what ever is left or they knew musk would be poison to twitter and let him just have fun with it

Taleya,

“I’m sorry but i just sacrificed a very expensive social media just to get some quet time”

I have no idea why the idea of twitter being the meat-filled pumpkin they threw into Musk’s enclosure to keep him busy cracks me up so hard, it just does

napoleonsdumbcousin,

Big chunk of the funding is from the Saudis though - and they have a very vested interest in trashing twitter.

This does not address any of the points above though. The Saudis could have just bought it for half the money and closed the doors.

It’s also entirely possible the truth is somewhere in between - people who knew he couldn’t manage his way out a paper bag working ego boy into buying twitter and ketting the inevitable happen. He’s not exactly hard to manipulate.

Manipulate into doing what? Buying twitter? I think it is very likely that he just attempted market manipulation and failed. Now he is trying to make the best out of the situation and transform Twitter into the company he actually wants. Except he is absolutely incompetent. I don’t see where anybody manipulated him into doing anything. Everything that happened seems very much like him.

Humanius,
@Humanius@lemmy.world avatar

Just wait till Musk learns about banking regulations.
He’s already complaining about the EU regulations on social media, but they nothing compared to what banks have to deal with.

jollyrogue,

He’s recreating Venmo. 😂

ubermeisters,

which is owned by paypal, which he already got out of…

CosmicTurtle,

And let’s remind everyone because people seem to forget.

PayPal is NOT FDIC insured!

popemichael,
@popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I pretty much run everything through paypal for the extra layer of security.

It saved my ass when I was doxxed and hacked. I had my logins and financial information stolen.

I can totally see not putting more than a few thousand into the balance if you’re going to use it like a secured credit card.

Otherwise, keeping $0 in it and using it as a middle man between your bank and the outside world is a fantastic solution to protecting yourself.

jollyrogue,

Yeah, it’s not an original idea. He’s recycling his ideas.

TurnItOff_OnAgain,

Was forced out of after he almost tanked the company trying to do this exact thing.

What’s the definition of insanity again?

Coasting0942,

ExTwitter

ubermeisters,

Paypal^2

remotelove,

That is too simplistic of a name and un-original.

If this product moves forward, it’s likely to be on a small scale. For example, like when a person needs to send a friend reimbursement for a coffee. So, initially, if it needs a simple name for paying back friends, or other pals, why not just call it Pay-A-Pal, or PayPal for short.

No bank account, no actual cash and everything happens in the system. It’s revolutionary! It’s like digital transactions that happen through pure accounting for a small fee. Like credit cards, but those are old.

PumpkinEscobar,

FWIW his white whale or inspiration is more like the Chinese “we do everything” apps / platforms wise.com/us/blog/chinese-payment-app

TenderfootGungi,

Which are basically operating systems, and therefore not needed and against the rules of the iOS and Android app stores.

Blastasaurus,

Yeh was going to say this sounds more like wechat.

ThirdWorldOrder,

He was involved with PayPal so it’s not a huge stretch but I wouldn’t trust anything with that clown.

TenderfootGungi,

He really wasn’t that involved. He was trying to build an everything app. Peter Theil went with PayPal and booted Elon.

takeda,

He was ousted from PayPal before it become PayPal. Actually his name for the service was X, so this might be long awaited dream.

otter,

Without getting official government institutions on board or making the app mandatory in some way, I don’t see how this would work outside of authoritarian countries

They’re bleeding users and advertisers as it is

ours,

That explains him supporting the alt-right.

thantik,

I don’t see how this would work outside of authoritarian countries

I mean, you saw the people he was meeting up with during world cup and stuff right? I think that’s the plan.

cyd,

The Chinese super apps didn’t really have government institutions on board, aside from the chat censorship aspect which was the main thing the government was originally paying attention to. In other aspects, the Chinese government and its regulators didn’t initially get involved, and the rapid dominance of Alibaba and Tencent took them by surprise.

The super apps benefitted from a mix of rapid smartphone adoption, first mover advantages, weak consumer protections, and fierce competition with each other. It’s probably that combination of circumstances that’s hard to replicate, not the authoritarian country bit (there are lots of authoritarian countries that haven’t fostered super apps).

The Chinese government was not entirely happy about the result; for example, the dominance of WeChat Pay and AliPay poses a threat to the state-owned banks, which are a major channel of government control over the economy. That is why the Chinese government has spent the last few years cracking down on the super app companies in various ways.

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

The thing about these everything apps is that they filled a niche in the markets they’ve succeeded in. As far as I know, and I could be wrong, Google doesn’t operate their Play services or Google Pay in China, meaning there was a vacuum for something else to fill it. WeChat and AliPay has done that.

It’d take a LOT of effort to build a platform like Paytm for the U.S., nevermind other markets. You can’t just buy a microblogging platform and magically redevelop it into something like Paytm. He’d need to partner with other businesses and whatnot, and I just don’t see there being any sort of interest in that kind of partnership.

There’s been attempts to build these sorts of “everything apps” before. Facebook has tried and failed. I think Snapchat has tried it. Apps here in the west tend to focus on doing a single or a handful of tasks really well. If an app ends up doing too much, it’s often split into several apps.

PumpkinEscobar,

Yeah, I have trouble imagining this working in the US, even if Musk hadn’t spent a year flushing his cash and credibility down the drain.

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t see it working in Sweden either.

  1. We have apps for identifying ourselves digitally, most popular being BankID, but there are alternatives like Freja E-ID and various others.
  2. We have apps for easy money transfers, Swish being the most prominent, and it can be used to pay in stores and such as well.
  3. We have apps that combine economy management and shopping, I’ve no idea how popular they are, but Klarna comes to mind.

Amazon launched here a couple of years ago, and I think they’ve clawed out a niche in the market shockingly, but they’re not the “go to marketplace” for everything. If I want to buy electronics there’s like at least half a dozen online (that often have physical locations) stores I’d go to first. Same thing for larger appliances, clothes, make-up/beauty/skin-hair-care, shoes, sporting goods, furniture. Amazon is mostly for like weird niche stuff, like it’s the only place I could find a detergent that’s designed for robot mops that doesn’t contain tea-tree oil. Amazon is also a decent place to find mass-produced cheap garbage tat, like LED string lights and what have you.

They also make use of the same delivery services that all other stores do, so there’s no point in using them if you want speedy deliveries. I also don’t feel safe as a buyer when using Amazon because while I’m sure they have to be compliant with Swedish consumer laws, I’m also positive they’ll make the experience as tricky to navigate as possible. If I buy a motherboard from say Inet, and it breaks, I can just send an email to Jonas at Inet and they’ll sort it out. Nothing will be that straight-forward with Amazon.

Anyway, the point of that massive segue is; if a MASSIVE specialised company like Amazon has failed to fully establish themselves in their own niche here in Sweden, how on earth would a broken microblogging platform manage to “out-compete” other, trusted, and established services?

Musk is aiming to use twitter for a niche that doesn’t exist. Literally the only demand for this dream platform of his, is himself.

Hamartiogonic,
@Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz avatar

Speaking of buying weird niche items from Amazon: I’ve ordered spare parts and other weird and obscure electronics from Amazon so many times that now they think I’m a company and that I should have a company account.

How did this happen? If I want to buy normal stuff, I’ll walk to a normal store and buy it there. If I need something a bit more special, I’ll probably find it somewhere within a 2000 km radius. If nobody sells what I need, I’ll try Amazon. That’s why my shopping history looks like I’m running some special company.

jonne,

Yeah, getting the licences involves a ton of audits, compliance to a bunch of regulations, etc. All stuff Twitter has no experience with.

It would literally be easier to just start this thing from scratch instead of grafting it onto a social network.

NuXCOM_90Percent,

This will almost definitely have a large “crypto” aspect. Which means the business model starts at unregulated fraud and gets worse from there.

But yeah, I assume there is a whiteboard at twitter headquarters, smeared with feces, that has

  1. Become bank
  2. Too big to fail
IWantToFuckSpez, (edited )

Even if he complies to all the regs. There is no way people in the west will switch to his app. The reason why those all-in-one apps took off in China and Southeast Asia is because banking infrastructure sucked hard before. You could only pay cash in most places unless you went to more upscale stores. Because those payment terminals are just too expensive for many small time businesses. With the arrival of those apps even a street vendor could afford to accept digital payments. Thus lots of people started using those apps to pay. The western countries already have good banking infrastructure and people are very hesitant to switch banks.

Garbanzo,

people are very hesitant to switch banks.

Wells Fargo still existing is pretty good evidence

tony,

I think it’s plausible he will actually pull X out of the EU completely and concentrate on the US. Banking regulations around the world vary greatly and I can’t see him wanting to handle all that.

hitmyspot,

Wanting or able to handle it?

explodIng_lIme,

Yes

Steve,

Wait until you find out he founded Paypal, which was called X.com at the time

merthyr1831,

He didn’t found paypal (or x.com for that matter) but he was CEO (?) of X when it acquired paypal, which promptly ousted him for trying to rebrand paypal to X despite the former already have massive brand recognition thanks to its exclusive partnership with eBay.

dansity,

Best he will do is another paypal/venmo thing. No way its gonna be a bank.

Silverseren,

I mean, he wanted Paypal originally (and to name it X), so this just seems like the end goal he was trying to get to the whole time.

And it will still crash and burn. Gloriously so.

Maeve,

I wouldn’t trust this trust fund mafioso with a plastic spoon, let alone banking credentials.

indigobox,

Well he made PayPal.

So he probably knows a thing or two about the financial sector.

Maybe he’ll integrate PayPal into X

theneverfox,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

He didn’t though. He failed to make X, got booted out for being insufferable, then the company he owned equity in bought and sold PayPal

Deceptichum,
Deceptichum avatar

Nope, PayPal bought his x.com company and fired him as the CEO.

IWantToFuckSpez,

No another fascist created PayPal.

muse,
muse avatar

He didn't make paypal. Not even a founder.

ubermeisters,

might wanna read up on how that actually went down. he didn’t make paypal. he also didn’t make tesla, or spaceX.

Scrof,

He didn’t though.

kokesh,
@kokesh@lemmy.world avatar

Wasn’t his company bought out by PayPal?

remotelove,

Don’t believe all the bullshit about what he has “created”. He was fired, but got to keep is equity. Peter Thiel was the PayPal founder.

Tesla was founded by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning in 2008.

For a long while, Elon was very successful and very popular. Like most CEOs, he claimed all the work at Tesla and SpaceX is of his own creation. And sure, I am sure he was responsible for a lot of the financial success of those two companies. He sets goals for a company and the people in those companies try to achieve those goals. In Elon’s case, he sets many goals and many projections that tend to fall flat. That doesn’t matter if you are successful in getting more investors and boost stock prices.

However, once he started running his mouth on Twitter, it became very clear that his charisma couldn’t keep up.

Also, the financial sector is nothing like it was when PayPal was founded. There weren’t regulations in place that could apply directly to that kind of company yet. While he may know more about the financial sector simply because he deals with many more zeros on a daily basis, his “revolutionary” description of how he wants to transform X shows that he is way out of touch.

Quite simply, Elon has proven that he cannot be trusted, especially when it comes to reporting anything financial. For example, him and the “CEO” of X are currently saying that advertisers are returning at record rates. This is getting proven wrong, or being shown as misleading at best.

CmdrShepard, (edited )

Somehow services like PayPal manage to avoid being regulated like a bank. I’m sure they’ll clobber cobble together some potentially unlawful solution and not face any repercussions for it.

EyIchFragDochNur,

Paypal is a bank here in europe. Hope musXk leaves Europe.

SpaceNoodle,

Cobble?

harmonea,
harmonea avatar

"Clobber" implies violence, which is somehow even less elegant than the standard phrase that the haphazard "cobble" implies. Given the shitshow of X so far, clobber probably works better even if it's not the usual way to phrase this at all.

Bizarroland,
Bizarroland avatar

And despite cobble and clobber implying violence and inelegance, cobblers are either some of the best versions of pies or the people that maintain your fanciest of shoes.

Deceptichum,
Deceptichum avatar

The Things been put in charge of their legal team.

SpaceNoodle,

It’s cobblin’ time

makes shoes

CmdrShepard,

Yes, jesus thank you. It was right on the tip of my tongue.

someguy3,

I think because they’re a payment processor. Banks store large amounts of money, make loans, etc.

grabyourmotherskeys,

They issue credit and lenders finance this. There’s always a bank.

givesomefucks,

It’s going to be like a crypto or PayPal wallet where you can store a balance, it’s just not insured or regulated like a bank.

I saw an article a while ago where a concerning amount of people were doing that instead of a bank account.

notthebees,

iirc the money storage aspect of PayPal has to be regulated as a bank.

Whiskeyomega,
Whiskeyomega avatar

Paypal was built on the idea of a system that was without regulations that were tough. Paypal in the UK operated out of Ireland up until recently out of FCA control knowing full well they were committing fraud on a grand scale with things like "We're closing your account and if you want your money back get in contact with us in 180days time" which was the email people used to get when the system didnt like you for any reason.

SamXavia,

Seems like he is going ahead with the X "The Everything App" idea. I'm glad I use parts of the Fediverse and hope to build my own instance at some stage as I really don't want people like Musk owning my data let alone charge me for it and control my money.

slurpeesoforion,

He’ll just steal it. And if you fight back, he’ll sue you into oblivion. It’s the capitalist way.

SamXavia,

@slurpeesoforion The worst bit is, the US government seem to be on his side

@AnActOfCreation

SinningStromgald,

I’d rather let a crack addict manage my money than let Musky any near it.

GeekFTW,
GeekFTW avatar

I’d rather let a crack addict manage my balls than let Musk anywhere near my money.

nexguy,
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

I’d rather let an addict manage to crack my balls than let Musk anywhere near my money.

Maeve,

Especially if he “manages” money the way he “manages” companies!

InfiniteWisdom, (edited )
@InfiniteWisdom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Strongly disagree with your statement. Imo, he is clearly better at managing money than most other people, as he is far richer. I mean, just look at his bank account. Thankfully, I have saved up for the latest Tesla and am hopefully catching up to him in net worth someday.

Edit: My apologies, for I forgot to add a reliable source to my claim www.forbes.com/profile/elon-musk/

Chozo,
Chozo avatar

This is bait.

DessertStorms,
DessertStorms avatar

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks, I needed a good laugh..

roo,
@roo@lemmy.one avatar

He’s a grifter. All he needs is a routine bet from a billion people and he potentially pays back on loans. He thought it might be possible with subscription, but he’s considering a way to emulate previous cryptocurrency manipulation now.

Yewb,

People who use twitter think its totally ingrained into society and what drives all public discourse....

People that dont use twitter could give a shit, its a huge circle jerk.

jonne,

It’s crazy how much people on Twitter think Twitter matters. It’s absolutely tiny compared to Facebook and Instagram.

rubikcuber,
@rubikcuber@feddit.uk avatar

Imagine if this guy was your boss.

CurlyMoustache,

I had a boss like that. He adored Elon and mentioned him in almost every sentence. The nasty cunt didn’t wash his hands after he was finished on the toilet, and he used cocaine non stop. I left pretty quic

billwashere,

There is no way in hell I’d trust this chucklefuck with anything I think is important, let alone money.

treadful,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

Fuck banks. Also, fuck whatever this is.

Max_P,
@Max_P@lemmy.max-p.me avatar

Lets put all our money on a platform rushed in under a year made from an exhausted and abused team of engineers. That sounds like a great idea. Definitely will be well thought out and reliable.

birthday_attack,

Not to mention that the existing Twitter infrastructure was already incredibly insecure before Musk even took over.

Twitter does little to monitor for so-called insider threats, employees or contractors who use their positions in the company to steal information, and instead leaves them “virtually unmonitored."

Twitter suffered security incidents significant enough to warrant a report to a government agency about once a week, with 20 breaches in 2020 alone.

Twitter devs can already take over user accounts since they all have prod admin access (which they need because Twitter still has no QA or staging environments). I can only imagine the potential for abuse once people’s finances get tied together with their account.

hh93, (edited )

Not to mention identity fraud already being commons there

For sure fraud won’t be totally rampant…

Also I think the hardest part of being a bank is the shitton of regulations (especially in Europe) and not the software.

Twitter might need to hire a lot of experts and lawyers in that field to make it work.

Also banks are all about trust - and that’s precisely what Elon lost for most people in the last year

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar
halcyoncmdr,
@halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world avatar

He’s trying to turn Twitter into WeChat. A near universal app everyone uses for chat, payments, etc.

HuddaBudda,
HuddaBudda avatar

Folks he is conning
Call themselves wolves, march like sheep
I do pity fools.

Ignore Elon, embrace Haiku!

Jinfox,

Let’s trust all our saving to this dude making random decision, wannabe memelord, who just sank 40 billion of his own money on a bet. All that just to take revanche on PayPal who threw him out of the board because they didnt trust him and his idea to have a company called X

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