tsonfeir,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

That’s an insult to pigeons.

sramder,
@sramder@lemmy.world avatar

Somewhat ironic that the original joke was about seagull managers.

PiratePanPan,
@PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

he comes, shits all over us, and goes

Worst. Grindr. Hookup. Ever.

Tebbie,

I’ve been under leaders like this. Definitely not the best ones.

Shou,

They do say owners pick pets most similar to them.

helena,

thing is, pigeons actually contribute to the environment

accideath,

As much as I dislike the guy, so did he. He popularized EVs, brought a viable space program back to the west and even neuralink seems promising for people with certain disabilities.

And no, that doesn’t excuse hyperloop, twitter, Tesla‘s broken promises, him being a questionable human to put it mildly, etc. but claiming he contributed nothing is a very black/white thinking.

Emmie,

He really tries hard to outweigh anything good. It seems like a mission of some sort: Let’s do the cool things and smear it all in shit of my personality

accideath,

He does indeed possess a certain skillset in this regard.

sugar_in_your_tea,

Exactly. Without his ability to secure funding, those projects likely wouldn’t be as successful as they are today.

kurap1ka,

Viable space program? Starlink is shitting all over our orbit, Artemis is fucked because SpaceX needs 12 or more launches to refuel one flight to the moon. Additionally the whole development is like tesla full self driving, always promise for next year and don’t deliver. The moon was to be reached in 2024 and as of now SpaceX is celebrating failed test launches as win… Years behind schedule…

accideath,

I didn’t say spacex was perfect. However, we were relying entirely on the Russians to get astronauts to and from the ISS since 2011 until spaceX built the crew dragon.

That musk is exaggerating everything they do is a very different story but that’s also not what I’m talking about.

PiratePanPan,
@PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You’re not wrong, honestly. Still hate him, though

Sam_Bass,

Hes so full of shit he has dump the Xcess

BeigeForce,

The ol’ Swoop-n-Poop as an ex (awesome) boss used to call it.

sugar_in_your_tea,

I brought it up w/ my team and we all got a laugh. We even shared some war stories about bad bosses.

I’m a boss now, so hopefully I’m not like that. I ask my employees to report me to my boss if I do something stupid.

TheObviousSolution,

I don’t think pigeons deserve that sort of badmouthing.

piecat,

I love pigeons. They’re cute, I don’t get the hate

sugar_in_your_tea,

They’re dirty, poop everywhere in big cities, and they’re loud.

I don’t hate them generally, but they’re a nuisance in large numbers.

Musk is a nuisance as just one individual.

Regna,
@Regna@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t conflate all pigeons/doves with rock pigeons. Or Turd/Musk.

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  • yokonzo,

    Chicago here, pigeons are dicks

    zgasma,

    I always heard it as seagulls. Swoop in, make a bunch of noise, crap all over everything, then leave.

    BonesOfTheMoon,

    Can’t we all agree to just ignore him? Like stop posting about him and quit Twitter? He thrives off negative attention.

    PBCrisps,

    No people can’t because they’re addicted to outrage-porn and being degraded (humiliation fetish).

    lemmyreader, (edited )

    Problem is that lots of people do not leave Tw(X)tter and are not intending to do so :( And some are on Mastodon sort of pretending to have left the Pigeon sh*t CEO product, but still posting mostly screenshots from the old site. Good thing is that some are pretty clear about having left and encouraging others to follow like here : mastodon.social/@dangillmor ->

    Journalists, please leave Twitter and join the fediverse. Here’s how to get started:

    Eyck_of_denesle,

    Where is the “how to get started”

    BonesOfTheMoon,

    Mastodon is as easy as Lemmy,easier even.

    somewhiteguy,

    There’s a link to this article. I haven’t vetted anything, so take it for what it is.

    BonesOfTheMoon,

    Even join Bluesky. It’s pretty good, I am enjoying, lots of public figures there too.

    Regrettable_incident,
    @Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world avatar

    Isn’t it invite only?

    HighElfMage,

    No, it went to open signups a few months ago. I’ve been on it since February.

    Regrettable_incident,
    @Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world avatar

    Thanks I’ll check it out

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m picturing him walking into Tesla’s offices, going over to the engineers, saying, “make the horn make a fart noise,” and leaving, thinking he’s brilliant.

    skozzii,

    “The bear is sticky with honey”

    My God he’s brilliant…

    PiratePanPan, (edited )
    @PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    > be me

    > walk into billion dollar company that’s slowly tanking

    > entire staff gets down on their knees begging for mercy

    > look around

    > point to the most impressive technological advancement in transportation of the century since the car was invented

    > “what the hell is this?”

    > lead project manager raises, still trembling

    > “it’s our brand new zero emission self driving car powered entirely by the air around it and it can be produced for half the cost of our existing line”

    > do that obama lip thing

    > “not bad, not bad”

    > idea pops into my head

    > evilgrinchgrin.jpg

    > “what if… you made the horn sound a fart?”

    > everybody has a nervous breakdown

    > cut half the team and leave without elaborating

    > be homeless dude wielding machete

    > picture unrelated

    https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/0697c13f-bba2-4f2c-b678-686497a6a80e.webp

    Zealousideal_Fox900,

    As a pigeon enjoyer, offence taken.

    asret,

    I’ve always heard them described as seagull managers. Screams loudly, shits everywhere, leaves.

    Zealousideal_Fox900,

    much better

    AlexisFR,
    @AlexisFR@jlai.lu avatar

    What does “sh*ts” means?

    menemen,
    @menemen@lemmy.world avatar

    Gender neutral word for shitting.

    n3m37h,

    I never knew shitting was gender related

    cholesterol,
    fhek,

    Shits.

    masquenox,

    Soooo… just a bog-standard CEO, then.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    As much as I hate them, I would wager that the majority of CEOs are more educated, smarter and have a better understanding of their business than Elon “Failed Upward” Musk.

    masquenox,

    CEOs are more educated, smarter and have a better understanding of their business

    You haven’t met that many of them, have you?

    I have - the difference between the ones I met and the likes of Elon is that none of the ones I met had any interest in being celebrities. That’s the only difference - their institutionalized incompetence was the exact same.

    sugar_in_your_tea,

    Yeah, they only want to be well-connected with other CEOs and big investors so they can jump between orgs.

    That said, some CEOs are decent. We just got a new CEO, and they seem decent. They have industry experience, not just an MBA from a prestigious school, and they asked the right questions when visiting recently. We’re not a huge org though (a few thousand people), but we are publicly traded (not in the US).

    psycho_driver,
    WaxiestSteam69,

    I’ve never heard of pigeon management but I have heard something similar described as playing chess with a pigeon as someone who “knocks all the pieces over, shits on the board then struts aroind like they’ve won”.

    qqq,

    Here’s some more anti-patterns gist.pother.ca/2e5817a37b1229ea1930/

    FiskFisk33,

    poltergeist

    um, isn’t that a DTO?

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  • nickwitha_k,

    Have to say, that’s a pretty epic surname.

    AusatKeyboardPremi,

    Thanks for the list. While there are some that I read about previously, a few of the other patterns are something that I only experienced.

    It is nice to know that these have been identified and labelled by others in the industry. :D

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