gabrielesvelto,
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Ride a : you'll save a ton of money over a car, you'll generally go faster while being less stressed, you won't pollute anymore and it will be good for your health.

Plus it'll make your butt real firm.

Your (prospective) partner(s) will surely appreciate.

giulianopz,

@gabrielesvelto actually a bike will flatten your butt in the long term I think, not its strongest selling point

gabrielesvelto,
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@giulianopz how? If your seat is high enough you're constantly exercising your glutes while pedaling

to,
@to@hachyderm.io avatar

@gabrielesvelto I want a firm butt but I’m too lazy 🥺

gabrielesvelto,
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@to c'mon, it's fun!

to,
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@gabrielesvelto I did 30 minutes of manual lawnmower instead, I’m dead 🥹

gabrielesvelto,
@gabrielesvelto@fosstodon.org avatar

@to 😂

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