Wanangwa_Bamidele,

A good alarm clock might work.

Anticorp,

Discipline

preppietechie,
@preppietechie@midwest.social avatar

Marry a teacher.

Kusimulkku,

A schedule

Felipe,

For some people life will take a fat steaming shit on your schedule, I wish it was that simple.

Wanderer,

Wake up eat. Gym. Eat. Go to work. Coffee. You’ll get through the day but then crash around bedtime.

Swore gym before work would never work for me (tried it in uni also). But I was going to quit anyway and when I did it realised it worked for me.

You also need to change your drinking pattern to day drinking.

Evil_Shrubbery,

… what’s a drinking pattern??? :|

Rakonat,

When you spilled enough to see a self portrait you’ve had enough.

Wanderer,

Don’t start drinking at 8pm start drinking at 8am. That way you can be in bed by 8pm and your sleep pattern is all good.

Syn_Attck,

Benzos. Changed my lîīff4

Fir the absolute wkrst…

But u sleep now!

FiniteBanjo, (edited )

Some of it is genetic but mostly it’s conditioning, like in the Military.

EDIT: To clarify, veterans often (but not always) wake up before dawn consistently for decades after their service. I don’t really recommend it as an option, but it’s proof of concept.

Getawombatupya,

Kids, kid’s sports and work. Or conditioning, like you said

CafecitoHippo,

Yeah, I got the conditioning during college. Work 32 hours a week while taking 15 credits, you won’t have time for sleep. Work 7:30am-4pm MWF, go right to campus for some homework and dinner before class 6pm-9pm. Then go home and do homework/sleep. Tu/Tr have class from 10am-2pm and work 3pm-7pm and then work on homework, housework, gym. You won’t have the energy to stay up late.

mihor,
@mihor@lemmy.ml avatar

Lobotomy for sure.

Kedly,

Get a job that requires it

InternetPerson,

My wife got a job where it is required and she still struggles to sleep early enough.

Kedly,

Yeah, its still often a struggle for me to, but I just woke up at 8am today naturally on a weekend, so its slowly changing me over

Spacehooks,

I know issue I have is going to bed early. If I can wake up early and sleep early, it fixes the cycle. Naps mess up everything

sugar_in_your_tea,

Hence all the jokes about needing coffee to function… oh, those aren’t jokes? People do sometimes literally need stimulants to function?

Stalinwolf,
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

Consistency and parenthood.

dumbass,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

OK, so what you want to do is stay awake for atleast 20 hours, sleep for like 5 hours then wake up, do this for a while then pick a time to go to bed, now you gotta drink some sleepy time tea, set a few alarms and fall asleep, you should sleep for about 8 hours, and wake up refreshed, now repeat this every night until you don’t need the tea.

You gotta overload your circadian rhythm to reset it.

Psythik,

Every time I try this, I usually just end up passing out at like 4pm and then just crashing until noon the next day. It never works. Making up for sleep debt, is what I like to call it.

The only thing that helps is getting a job that requires me to wake up at 1am, but even then my body still doesn’t want to get up before 12pm on the weekends.

dumbass,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

There is a way to do it, but you need a lighter, an old clear lightglobe and a bag of meth.

expr,

Oh, oh, I know this one! Have a baby. Done.

Psythik,

Or a job that requires you to get up in the middle of the night. You’ll be in bed long before 10 pm, even on the weekends.

ChexMax,

Currently up while my baby sleeps next to me. Some of us put the baby to bed and then lie in a dark silent room for two hours then wake up at 4am to feed the baby and are up 2 more hours.

MonkderDritte,

I know from my sis that having a baby messes your sleeping patterns up.

sugar_in_your_tea,

Yup, but since they wake up like every couple hours, one of those is going to align with when you need to get ready for work.

some_guy,

Ooh, I have an answer that works. Get really fucking drunk over the course of a couple of hours starting around 8pm. Then take a moderate sleeping pill. You might need to train for some years, first, to not wake up with a hangover.

Source: wake up between 530-630am naturally on weekends.

faultyproboscus,

You are going to kill someone.

For anyone reading this - do not do this. There is a huge risk of aspirating on your own vomit and dying because you don’t wake up due to the sleeping pill.

BigBananaDealer,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

i wihs you tigold me fkokner soienr sooner

dutchkimble,

Just eat some of your banana stock you’ll be fine

BigBananaDealer,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

never get high on your own supply

some_guy,

It’s the Jimmy Joplin cocktail.

kerrypacker,

Are you afraid of your own shadow?

Phegan,

I started leaning into my abnormal circadian rhythm and my mental and physical health was boosted almost instantly

InternetPerson,

Daypeople society sucks for Night Owls.

Razzazzika,

Get a herding dog… seriously mine keeps me on this sleep schedule. She tells me when to go to bed and is my alarm clock in the morning.

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