[WP] You know who the killer is, but no one believes you despite the evidence you have, because there's no way something that cute can be a killer.
[WP] You die every day of your life, and somehow wake up the next day perfectly fine. No one remembers you dying and time keeps moving like normal. That changes when someone saves your life one day.
[WP] Vampires vs Aliens
[WP] A dragon fights a princess to save the knight she kidnapped
[WP] You suck at cooking. It's so bad, you accidentally summoned a spaghetti monster, and once your yellow cake turned radioactive, but you're not gonna stop chasing your dream to be a head chef.
[WP] You've always been able to see people's souls, but never your own. It isn't until you find someone else who's soul you can't see that you learn the truth about yourself.
[WP] The king is actually a mimic that ate the real king a while back, but no one's seemed to notice and this whole kingship thing is confusing as all hell.
[WP] Every time you meet a new person, you experience the most vivid memory of theirs like it was yours.
[WP] A dragon forcibly takes over a kingdom. Their rule ends up making the kingdom much more financially prosperous and most of the citizens are generally happier.
[WP] You're a professional ghost exorcist. Instead of forcibly removing them, you negotiate them.
[WP] You're bitten by a vampire, but instead of turning into one, you turn it into a human
[WP] In a futuristic society where everyone drives flying cars and has all sorts of body mods, an old repo driver keeps it simple with his diesel truck and six shooter.
[WP] You run an interstellar truck stop for passing spaceships, and you've done seen some things in your time.
[WP] You die and reincarnate into a fantasy world. Instead of becoming an adventurer or anyone dangerous like that, you become a wandering minstrel instead
[WP] Your cleric's healing spells are both grotesque and unsightly. You're starting to wonder if they're really a cleric.
[WP] A King sets a bounty on a dragon, not because it's ruining the kingdom, but because it's writing books that the king doesn't want to come to light.
[WP] Every construction site you've worked on, you've found bodies buried in the concrete. It's happened so often, people suspect you're the one putting them there.
[WP] You were given 3 consecutive life sentences for your crimes. You spent the next 80 years in prison and died of old age, only to wake up in a toddler's body, in the same prison.
[PI] Describe a magical object that grants its owner one wish
We’ve heard of jinns in bottles and hidden in mysterious places, but with the internet boom, this one jinn felt like a boomer, and even more so, she was bored. She went on the internet and learned everything there was to learn. “To overcome this boredom I need more people finding me and making wishes” she thought....
[WP] The King of the swamp ruled for many years, until the beasts with fire destroyed its home.
[WP] You make money pretending to be a fortune teller, until you realize all your predictions come true, no matter how ludicrous they are.
[WP] Despite being well suited for the job, your boss consistently passes you over for promotion. Turns out, it's because of an ancient blood feud between your families
[WP] You die and meet God at the pearly gates; turns out he's your old high school friend, Brad.
[WP] God stars in an episode of Undercover Boss but can't stop blowing his cover
I originally posted this to !shitty_million_dollar_ideas but I feel like it would be a better fit for a writing prompt. I feel like there’s plenty of chances for humorous situations like Jesus wearing a noticeably fake beard and production staff getting people to sign NDAs.