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I’m Elon Musk. I invented the electric car. www.X.com

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But reddit told me these kids get a slap on the wrist and get released while in Russia & China they get sent to jail!

US drug control agency will move to reclassify marijuana in a historic shift, AP sources say (apnews.com)

Once OMB signs off, the DEA will take public comment on the plan to move marijuana from its current classification as a Schedule I drug, alongside heroin and LSD. It moves pot to Schedule III, alongside ketamine and some anabolic steroids, following a recommendation from the federal Health and Human Services Department. After...

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But you’ll have to wait until after the election to find out it’s not happening kids!!

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On April 1, 2024, Texas reported a human infection with highly pathogenic avian influenza (HPAI) A(H5N1) virus (H5N1 bird flu) after confirmation by CDC. This is the first time this virus has been found in a cow and the second human case of H5N1 bird flu reported in the United States.

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We write in “Genocide Joe” and piss off everyone all at once.

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For the rest of my life I get to troll the libs by telling them that I voted for Genocide Joe while also not voting for Biden. It’s a fool proof plan.

18+ Video of the Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse in Baltimore, Maryland (CW: Likely deaths involved) (fxtwitter.com)

My apologies for the Twitter link. Appears to have happened around 1:30 EDT, judging from the timestamp in the video. Seems unsurprising that Amerikkkan infrastructure is in this dire of a state (at the cost of innocent people’s lives, as usual), but I’d still love to know what the hell happened here. Hopefully the early...

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There should be tugs that could at least push it off of a direct collision course

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It’s bad folks

The Chinese tv show has 30 episodes. Meanwhile 5 episodes into the Netflix series and the story is already farther along than the entire Chinese first season . This is not an exaggeration.

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This is bullshit. I should have been in that screenshot!

Chapo jumped the shark in January 2020 and it has been a slow miserable decline ever since.

Folks, there a vibe in the American left before the pandemic hit, it was weirdly optimistic. I think the podcast this site is semi named after perfectly encapsulated it. There’s two parts to this story. The High Hopes Saga, and the Post Bernie Depression. Let’s start with High Hopes, which was peak chapo. I call it that...

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This is because of the “xray your child’s shit filled.rectum” discourse isn’t it

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They have to wait until it’s too late to do anything different.

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You know how celebrities lose civil suits all the time and pay zero dollars? Probably something like that.

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But its the best investment we could possibly make!

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Remember the “Rally to Restore Sanity” and how they built up way too much support and momentum with it and had to tone it down and let it fizzle out? At least that’s how I remember it. Stewart was is a very weird mood that day like he was totally over the whole thing.

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