HottieAutie

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HottieAutie,

But it’s gonna cost ya. That’s right. All the hummus.

HottieAutie,

lmaooooo

I will never be this clever 😢

HottieAutie,

Individuals and groups in English:

  • Beck
  • Green Day
  • Silverchair
  • Busta Rhymes
  • Missy Elliot
  • Eminem & D-12
  • Snoop Dogg
  • Immortal Technique
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers, especially Flea
  • Black Sabbath/Ozzy Osbourne
  • The Beatles
  • Daft Punk
  • Brad Paisley
  • Pitbull

Spanish:

  • Residente & Calle 13
  • Los Van Van
  • Tromboranga
  • Kola Loka
  • Charanga Habanera
HottieAutie,

I would like to evenly split $9,000 between strippers, JFK, and Stalin. -> Strippers get $3,000. JFK gets $3,000. Stalin gets $3,000.

I would like to evenly split $9,000 between strippers, JFK and Stalin. -> Strippers get $4,500. JFK and Stalin get $4,500.

HottieAutie,

If there’s one thing narcissists love, it’s turning things around on their victims. They always want to control the narrative to be the victim.

DARVO: Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender. Narcissists are unbearable.

HottieAutie,

If I shot everyone my dog barks at, I’d be committing genocide. This motherfucker barks at every single person that walks by the house. Yet, as soon as the doors open, she’s their best friend. WHAT IS SHE BARKING FOR?!?!

HottieAutie,

what should I know about the clitoris before I have sex?

In my experience, the clit is the key to her enjoyment. Every girl is different, so you have to pay attention to how they react to how you touch it. Some girls like light slow touch, while others like very fast flicks. Some like light slow touch at first, then very fast intense flicks towards the end. I’ve had girls that need a lot of stimulation, and girls that find a lot of stimulation overwhelming. Listen to their moans and how their body moves. If you get a girl that doesn’t show a difference either way, then ask her. If she is still being secretive, then don’t worry about it too much and just enjoy your time. Don’t go directly for the clit at first. Play around with the pussy area first, slowly getting to the clit.

am I right in assuming my partner will tell me what she wants me to do?

It’s been my experience that most girls will guide you indirectly. Very few will tell you exactly what they like. If you get one that does, you have won the lottery. Otherwise, they will guide you indirectly.

In general, just have fun. Sex is naturally enjoyable. Above all, communication is key, but some people feel uncomfortable with being direct about it, so they communicate indirectly and that’s okay. Listen to the language they choose to use. Regardless, don’t take sex too serious, and you’ll be okay. Good luck!

HottieAutie,

🏴no gods🏴no masters🏴no tyranny🏴no rules🏴

HottieAutie,

Nope, but thank you! I think a meadow or prairie usually has vegetation like tall grasses or flowers. I’m more looking for a cleared area that has short grass at most. According to other posts it seems like a glen or clearing.

HottieAutie,

Classics

Your mom is so short that her entire body is in her license picture.

Your mom is so short that when she sits on the curb, her legs dangle in the air.

Your mom is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Ones I Made Up Right Now

Your mom is so small that she got run over by a Micro Machines car.

Your mom is so small that she has to stride to walk so she doesn’t violate plank length.

Your mom is so small that her mass is divisible by zero.

Your mom is so small that she sneezed and escaped a black hole.

HottieAutie,

🤓📖

HottieAutie,

guns are too soft. they need automatic assault rifles.

HottieAutie,

careful, there’s a speed trap about 30 mins south of San Jose

HottieAutie,

I’m a Linux user since 2010. I’ve been pure Linux since 2020. I do not fall under any of those groups tho :/

HottieAutie,

I like Linux because it let’s me do whatever I want on it. Windows is so controlling. For example in Windows, there are lots of occasions where a window will pop up asking you do make a decision, and while that window is up, you cannot click on any of the other windows. Say I want to save a file, but I want to look at the document. If the save window is up, I can’t review the document because it wont let me. That’s so freaking annoying.

Aside from all sorts of little annoyances like that, Linux is sooooo customizable. Using KDE PLasma, I could just add widgets on my desktop that show me the status orf my computer or even let me write notes right on the desktop. To do that on Windows, I have to mess with Rainmeter for days trying to figure out the proper settings using a text protocol I am not familiar with. While Linux does run into some difficulties, they tend to be easily solvable by just running an Internet search or posting on a forum relevant to your distro/DE.

Lastly, there are lots of things that just work on Linux that don’t on Windows. For instance, my network printer just works. I didn’t even have to install a driver. I just added the printer and it did everything else for me. Or, I could use KDE Connect and easily transfer files from my phone to my desktop and vice verse, get phone notifications on my desktop, and even text from it without any tinkering. It just works.

The only reason I could see people using Windows aside from subjective preferences is when they’re forced to because of work or they realllly want to play a one fo the few games that doesn’t work on Linux. Otherwise, Linux is just objectively better as a whole.

Leaked NYT Gaza Memo Tells Journalists to Avoid Words “Genocide,” “Ethnic Cleansing,” and “Occupied Territory” (theintercept.com)

The New York Times instructed journalists covering Israel’s war on the Gaza Strip to restrict the use of the terms “genocide” and “ethnic cleansing” and to “avoid” using the phrase “occupied territory” when describing Palestinian land, according to a copy of an internal memo obtained by The Intercept....

HottieAutie,

I got some kvas and bread. When I asked the Russian food store worker if they had kvas, the guy looked away, slightly smiled as if it was a dumb question, and said, “Of course!” Then he took me to the kvas aisle and showed all of the options lol. I probably seemed pretty silly to him. While I was there, I also got some fresh bread that they made.

I tried the bread fresh, and it was okay. I tried the kvas and thought it was okay too. However, I sliced the bread, toasted it, and put butter on it. I had that with kvas on the side, and it was pretty good! They compliment each other very well. The bread is heavier than I’m used to and has a lot more flavor. I can see how someone that is used to that would think American white bread would seem like crap. By comparison, white bread is lacking consistency and flavor while also being too sweet. To me, the kvas tastes like a soda but less sweet and slightly bitter like molasses. I can see how this would be something someone would like if they drink it often. It has a unique taste that isn’t overwhelming. I noticed that I kept wanting more, where as coke is repugnant after a bit. Overall, I like it and am gonna be eating/drinking this for the next week. Thanks/Спасибо for the recommendation!

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/81f01379-00ab-42cb-a770-154279e918cb.jpeg

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HottieAutie, (edited )

yep!

edit: oops, misunderstood the question. it can fly, but no idea if it could cary the weight of a person.

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