Jafoo

@Jafoo@lemmy.world

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Jafoo,

Craig Pittman was right on the money, when he pointed out that Florida shapes the direction of the entire nation

Jafoo,

Both Biden AND Trump are running on the false hope that they’ll survive till the end of a 2nd term in office

Jafoo,

Republicans fall in line, while Democrats want their Presidential candidates make them fall in love

Jafoo,

The nation that brought us The Third Reich isn’t eager to have outsiders on their soil?! This is more shocking than discovering that allowing your teen son to sleep over at Brian Peck’s house will likely result in Jr needing a lifetime of trauma therapy

Jafoo,

They’ll retract Sacha Baron Cohen’s citizenship, and leave The West saddled with him, his shitty movies, and the irreparable wreck of his once brilliant career

Jafoo,

Da Ali G Show was brilliant. The rest of his solo work has been shit

Jafoo,

Exactly why we must now take Israel’s threat to revoke SBC’s citizenship seriously

Ireland, Spain and Norway to recognise Palestinian state (www.theguardian.com)

Ireland, Spain and Norway have announced they will formally recognise a Palestinian state on 28 May, triggering an immediate response from Israel, which said it would retaliate by recalling its ambassadors from Dublin, Madrid and Oslo, and withholding vital funds from the Palestinian Authority....

Jafoo,

Do so before The IDF wipes the entire fucking place(And everyone in it)out, once and for all

Israel's far-right minister Smotrich calls to occupy Gaza, take over south Lebanon (www.haaretz.com)

Israel’s Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich said on Sunday that the Israeli army should create a security zone in southern Lebanon should Hezbollah not heed an Israeli ultimatum to withdraw from the border area. He also called on the security cabinet to order a permanent military presence “in all of the Gaza Strip.”...

Jafoo,

Give the man credit for finally saying what he actually means

Jafoo, (edited )

Was anyone else aware that nudity isn’t simply a case of undress, but a virus, which can be spread like chickenpox? I sure as hell wasn’t, prior to reading this story

Jafoo,

Emily Ratajkowski has BEEN so afflicted for over a decade now. Hasn’t prevented anyone from eyeing her up and down

Jafoo,

“Soon, millions across the land will be showering, sleeping, and fucking, all without any clothes on. It’ll be the worst human catastrophe since The Black Plague swept across the medieval world!!!”

Jafoo,

Damn straight!!! Roe V Wade getting the chop here in The US has just exacerbated this plague even further

Jafoo,

First they came for low rise jeans, and I did not speak out—because I’m more of a breast man than an ass man

Then they came for the mini-skirts, and I did not speak out—because I don’t wear skirts myself

Then they came for the bikini, and I did not speak out—because the corner of the globe I live in has 3 distinct seasons, and I don’t currently live near the shore

Then they kicked in the door while I was showering, and hauled me off to prison—and there was no one left to speak for me, or practicioners of nudity more generally

Jafoo,

Funny and enlightening. I had no idea Iran and Pistachios had any connection

Could I get an autopsy done on myself while I'm alive?

Completely random stoned hypothetical. Lets day im old as fuck and I decide I’m ready and done. Could I have the same postmortem autopsy done on me while I’m still alive? Like give me a ton of drugs and let me watch myself get dissected as my final moments. I understand there is a legal and possibly moral concern, but is it...

Jafoo,

“Could I have the same postmortem autopsy done on me while I’m still alive?”

That would be exploratory surgery, not an autopsy

Jafoo, (edited )

We needn’t even go that far. Our perceptions of the external world at this very moment are colored by thoughts , beliefs, and schemas we’re mostly unconscious of. The veracity of our memories is a far more complicated subject entirely

Jafoo,

“What happened to physical releases?”

Don’t be surprised to witness something of a resurrection youtu.be/RwhdXeriYzY?si=kKrrAPd5Rk_0dpMZ Especially as twisting a steady profit out of streaming continues to be more elusive than clothes on Sydney Sweeney

Jafoo,

She’s got the hots for him, clearly

Jafoo,

Sauron pulled a Hans Gruber youtu.be/TSdpRP_bVOM?si=P3olCvJLgwZ2kwpH on Galadriel

Jafoo,

Can’t go wrong with Normand

[request] Help finding a space movie

An astronaut crash lands on an elongated asteroid with extremely strong gravity. He manages to crawl away from his ship and finds that the gravity in the middle is normal and the gravity at the far end is reversed. Time is also affected by gravity and goes backward at the far end of the asteroid. His dog was injured and he...

Jafoo,

Still more entertaining than “John Carter” was

Jafoo,

The subject matter in COM is, in many respects, bleak. Can’t really describe the settings as such

Jafoo,

And from two years earlier: The Crow

Jafoo,

As we all were back in '92

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