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Kels_316, to random
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me, putting up a new side gate: oh cool I'll just use these fixings from the previous gate, they look new.

drills holes in new post to match exactly

oh, these holes in the brick are flogged out and someone had just banged these screws in with a hammer. Never mind, I'll go to my big box of concrete fixings for some new ones.

there are no new ones of the correct size in the box

Off to bunnings if anyone needs anything.

jpm,
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@Kels_316 at least the holes are in the bricks, not the mortar

Kels_316, to random
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kid wants to do an overnight hiking trip. I am perusing the latest in dehydrated meal technology and it looks far superior to the absolute dogshit ADF patrol rations, which in the 90s I thought were haute cuisine.

jpm,
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@Kels_316 that’s what the kid is for

Jplonie,
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@jpm @Kels_316 except at some point you have to carry the kid as well.

Kels_316, to random
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being able to knock up an EMP is going to be a handy skill soon.

geordie,
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@Kels_316 @liamvhogan knowledge isn't difficult, finding Really Big Capacitors is.

jpm,
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@geordie @Kels_316 @liamvhogan you’d be surprised, kilo-farad class capacitors are off-the-shelf items now

Kels_316, to random
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today I am reading about standardised data message formats and slowly losing the will to live.

jpm,
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@Kels_316 that’s the great thing about standards, there’s so many to choose from, and if you don’t like any of them you can just write your own

Kels_316, to random
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wife has hired an EV for her parents visit next week, experience tells me she will be the one driving it. This might be the turning point in my quest to shift the family car to electric.

haakon,
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@Kels_316 @nickzoic if you do get her over the line on getting an EV after this, some electrical retailers offer as low as 8c per kw to get you to charge after midnight. At that point you spend more per km on tyres.

decryption,
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@haakon @Kels_316 @nickzoic yep, I'm on that plan and it's great

Kels_316, to random
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we have a painter doing some painting and he just said "I need to clean and paint all the roof screws on the shed, they're all rusty" to which I said "just paint over them mate, I'll replace the screws when you're done" and he looked like that was the first time he'd thought that was an option.

jpm,
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@Kels_316 no, he was amazed that you called his bluff for an extra few hours of work

Kels_316,
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@jpm if I didn't know this dude I would say that was the case, but he's actually a good dude. We used to play pinball.

Kels_316, to random
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if you are talking about hardware, firmware and software you should be able to just say "ware"

Fight me, nerds.

jpm,
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@Kels_316 counterpoint: it’s all shit-ware

Kels_316, to random
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yesterday I helped my dad pick out and buy an ODBII reader, today I need a fucking OBDII reader. Coincidence? No, this is the universe punishing me.

jpm,
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@davedave @Kels_316 pay a bit more and hopefully don’t get a cheap dodgy broken clone

Kels_316,
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@jpm @davedave 99% of them are junk. I've bought 3 of them and 2 were useless. You have to hit the forums of the car you need to diagnose and find out what people are using.

Kels_316, to random
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having a fucken blinder. Pulled the cabin fan out of the amarok because it has a squeaky bushing, cleaned it up, oiled it, tested it, was giving it a wipe over before I put it back and I dropped it on the driveway and fucked it. Just a $200 part.

jpm,
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@Kels_316 and every sailor within 100 nautical miles simultaneously blushed from the tirade of cursing that came out of your mouth

Kels_316,
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@jpm I was out the front and I'm already on probation from another time.

Kels_316, to random
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well that was a whole thing. Took a trailer load of stuff to storage as my "test drive" for the new steering damper. Damper is great, problem solved. So as per the zero-sum-game that is LR maintenance it sprung a massive leak from the fuel pressure regulator and pumped out about 50l of diesel onto the bruce hwy.

Kels_316,
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@jpm its a british car, not a european car

jpm,
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@Kels_316 look I knew EXACTLY why the sump was empty, I just didn’t expect it to empty itself all over the service station when I turned the engine off

Kels_316, to random
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old steering damper is fuuuuuucked on the defender so in an effort to reduce the "death wobble" I'm fitting a new one. First check out the state of the old one. 24yrs and half a million km....

image/jpeg

jpm,
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@Kels_316 hey I recognise some of that mud!

jpm,
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@Kels_316 so, uh, that was 2 hours ago, do we need to look for you in the RBH trauma centre?

Kels_316, to random
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Out for dinner and the menu has “Japanese tapas” and I said “they could just call it Japas”

Zero laughs.

jpm,
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@Kels_316 😐

Kels_316, to random
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apparently drowning can either be fatal or non-fatal, so that's good to know.

geordie,
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@Kels_316 "the entirety of human knowledge."

Kels_316, to random
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Did Switzerland refuse to invade Iraq or something? Local woolworths doesn’t have Swiss cheese.

Kels_316,
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I refuse to acknowledge this

decryption,
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@Kels_316 mild, sweet and nutty is why my wife married me

Kels_316, to random
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jpm,
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@Kels_316 no that’s just the patina, there’s no STRUCTURAL rust

I do like the rotted wood tray, such a nice touch. Reminds me of a meth addict’s teeth…

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