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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username. I tend to edit everything I write like a million times within the span of a couple minutes after posting, so if you see one thing and suddenly it changes, that was just a first draft. 😅

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Workers at TJ Maxx and Marshalls are wearing police-like body cameras. Here’s how it’s going (www.cnn.com)

Retail chains like TJX, the parent company of TJ Maxx and Marshalls, are equipping some store employees with body cameras to deter shoplifting and improve safety. This is part of a growing trend in the retail industry, as stores respond to an increase in organized retail theft and violence against workers. However, some...

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100% it’s really for anti-union bullshit because who the fuck is stealing in full view of an employee where the employees having body cams would make a lick of difference?

Or is it meant to deter the employees from stealing? 🤔

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All tech knowledge is lost and the world is sent back to the stone age within 10 years as everything stops working and nobody can fix it.

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Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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If this doesn’t do it, maybe he could just take a bunch of investor money and set it on fire in front of them at a shareholder meeting.

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If you believe in God and science empirically proved God didn’t exist, would you still believe?

If you don’t believe in God, and science empirically proved God exists, would you start to worship it?

I don’t believe God exists. But if he was proven to exist, I would believe. I would not, however, worship him. Dude’s a prick.

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Cum.

I had to jerk off before posting just to make this comment true.

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I keep seeing an ad that starts off with “the best things in life are free! Air… Water…” And I’m like “where the fuck are you that water is free?”

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Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it, charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick erase it, write it, cut it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, quick rewrite it, plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it, zip unzip it. Technologic.

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I guess I don’t have to believe in gasses or vacuums. I can’t see them. They’re not real.

I also can’t see billionaires money. I guess they’re actually just broke bitches. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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I’m a white flag because I have given up.

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“Let’s put LSD in this small town’s drinking water and see what happens.”

“What scientific purpose would this have?”

“It would be funny.”

“Good point. Operation Midnight Climax approved.”

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“I already commit all the murder and rape I want. The number of times I want to rape and murder just happens to be 0.” - Penn Gillette

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Healing trans people by giving them what they need to feel normal in their own body, right?

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If cats didn’t meow at each other, I’d be able to sleep better because I wouldn’t have cats screaming at each other outside my bedroom window all night.

It fucking sucks having to eat a bunch of cat food, huff a bunch of glue and then drink a bunch of beer to feel sick and sleepy enough to pass out.

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I choose the wolf. I already have 2 inside me, they’ll just see me as another member of the pack.

Kolanaki,
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'Cept the cat’s foot actually is gonna be grabbed by a monster doing this.

(It’s me. I’m the monster.)

Kolanaki,
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If you own the domain being used, I assume you also host your own email… You can’t just make a new address for this and have them all forwarded to your actual email?

“This_is_not_generic” @ “your actual name”

Unless they block that too, I don’t think they’re trying to force those services on you; they’re just popular options and this is an automated response sent by an automated process that only checks the first half of the email and not the domain.

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