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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username. I tend to edit everything I write like a million times within the span of a couple minutes after posting, so if you see one thing and suddenly it changes, that was just a first draft. 😅

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I need to take a screenshot the next time I see the “other users have searched” thing is almost a full page in length. It’s happened a few times recently.

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I haven’t seen one for my city yet. They’ve pretty much called it out as the shithole it is the few times I have seen my city mentioned by name in some popular media.

I’m American so I could list so many movies from Hollywood (ie made by my own country) that misrepresent this country. Just pick anything at random, really. They all make it look better than it is, even when showing off what sucks.

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I’ve been watching Assassination Classroom since I had only seen like the first 4 episodes before now. Just finished season 1 last night.

I wanna predict that the kids will gain the skills necessary to kill Korosensei, but by then they won’t want to. But it’s all good because there’s no way he’s gonna destroy the planet.

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Does the show still have the original writing staff? The last season wasn’t awful but it was kinda just “eh.”

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Yeah but it is still new and they (hopefully) haven’t run out of ideas yet.

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That’s not even about this. That’s a father and son. That’s a home issue. The one that’s a little bit bigger is the dad. 🤣

Is he, like, in the game itself?

Kolanaki,
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“You think you’re so cool cuz you pee with your penis!” - Rob Schneider responding to trans audience members who boo him

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New trick for getting my picky kiddo to eat her veggies:

I put all the music on my phone on random and whenever she wants me to skip a song she doesn't like she has to eat some of her veggies first.

@dadsplain

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me eating an entire field of broccoli because Radio Gaga by Queen came on

(I was psychology tortured by that song when it was used to test the PA system on the cruise ship I worked on 24 hours a day for a whole week with no interruptions)

Kolanaki,
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@dadsplain maybe it will show up if tagged? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Mastodon and Lemmy’s linkage is weird.

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What the fuck is this world coming to if you can’t light up a giant bong at a Phish concert? 😔

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Shadow Boxer maybe. It’s an arcade boxing game with the same kind of format as Punch-Out but not as easy.

If you want something a little more realistic, there’s Undisputed; a Fight Night clone currently in early access on Steam. But it’s not remotely like Punch-Out other than being a boxing game.

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I’ve played so much Punch-Out, I tend to think of it more like a puzzle game. Especially Super Punch-Out since your opponents don’t even seem to randomize their patterns like they do in the original NES one. 😅

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Between 4, 5 and 6, I don’t even know if I want another Civ game. I usually just play 4, despite having 1-6. 4 is like the peak of the series.

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Afaik, it’s possible for any file to be infected with a virus. Videos themselves can be, and .MKV is a container of other files (video, audio, subtitles). The video source, audio source or even .txt containing the subtitles could be a malicious virus inside the container.

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“Hello, this is Steve Wozniak with tech support; how can I assist you today?”

Kolanaki,
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Is the job managing grizzly bears in conflict (like a general leading them in battle) or managing conflicted grizzly bears (like a marriage counselor for bears)? 🤔

Kolanaki,
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Stay motivated to what? Being a gigantic fucking douche?

Kolanaki,
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They were all glued and melted to the tables in the chemistry lab.

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the difficulty deleting your one save slot to try all classes

Did they change how it works from the first game where you could just switch your class at literally any time at the inn? 🤔

Micro transactions on fast travel

That’s optional. The things you use for FT are also sold at the in-game shops using the in-game currency. You just also have the option to spend real money and get them without grinding.

The only real issue with the MTX is that they literally dropped it into the game the day of launch. Even review copies didn’t have it, so it was a bit misleading. But it’s done the same way as RE4’s.

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That one is so good, I have always doubted it was made by AI.

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All I have planned is grocery shopping on Sunday.

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I’m lost on how a transistor can just stay 0 or 1 when it’s just a super teeny tiny circle of wire, basically. Like, I know the typical explanation, but it doesn’t really make it any clearer. Electricity moves in a magic shape, and stuff happens. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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He should take a step back and literally fuck his own face.

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“Hello, police? I’d like to report my phone as stolen.”

“…Likely story. How are you on the phone with us right now, criminal scum?!

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I think his comments are more damming evidence of his bad faith engagement than what’s being presented in this post. None of his articles were lies, and considering how most people only share the good, being committed to only sharing the bad to give some fucking perspective isn’t in and of itself necessarily bad faith engagement.

Anyone seeing this and unfamiliar with Ozma may look at this and see it being a bit of an extreme reaction. Dude has plenty of comments that support the fact he wasn’t just adding perspective, though, that could be added for more context.

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