KreekyBonez

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KreekyBonez,

if 5 people are sitting together, and 4 of them proudly proclaim to be nazis, and the 5th person doesn’t leave - there are 5 nazis sitting together

KreekyBonez,

I want to like hot showers, but it dries out my skin so badly, and it makes me feel like a pierogi that’s been left out too long; without any butter or sour cream

KreekyBonez,

be the repost you wish to see in this world

KreekyBonez,

that chicken was slow roasted over a heated argument

KreekyBonez,

same! went to my spouse’s work party last week, and proceeded to develop a gnarly cold by the time xmas rolled in.

I’m better now, of course; just in time to get back to work.

KreekyBonez, (edited )

owls prey on mice, which makes them a humorous analogue for politicians, but also making them specifically a parliament of owls is comedic gold.

well played, robot

totally makes up for the detached tail and messed up eyes on every third bird

KreekyBonez,

well now, how about that

KreekyBonez,

of course you don’t!

KreekyBonez,

the ol’ muddy basement window

KreekyBonez,

I’m sorry you had to see such depravity, and so close to home

KreekyBonez,

I’ve seen this reposted a lot, and yet I still always see it as thicc batman. the optical illusion is forever stuck in my brain

KreekyBonez,

the 1% shall inherit the earth

KreekyBonez,

…and centuries of royal inbreeding

KreekyBonez,

just watched that episode recently! there’s a ton of small historical details in the show.

I just watched one that utilized an older anaesthetic called curare, and discusses how it was banned for a time, which was true, until safer versions were synthesized.

KreekyBonez,

and it turns out that his verbal diarrhea of interior monologues are massively influential to a vocal minority of intolerable people

when other nation’s wannabe dictators started quoting him, shit got scary

KreekyBonez,

when he’s underwater does he get wet? or does the water get him, instead?

KreekyBonez,

wait a minute… Eva Braun didn’t have a master’s degree

KreekyBonez,

excelsior!

KreekyBonez,

why wear armor, when big stick make kill before you get hit?

KreekyBonez,

it seems like a pro-communist programming message to me. the red dude looks super cool and supportive.

KreekyBonez,

stupid sexy Flanders

KreekyBonez,

that’s so much better. I’m 100% incorporating that into my daily phrases

KreekyBonez,

gotta nuke somethin’

¯\ _ (ツ) _ /¯

KreekyBonez,

I love a meme that comes with some educational content.

Over the last two days, I’ve learned that bats are slutty sky rodents with a propensity for banging and slamming mid-air due to poor eyesight, no coordination, and aforementioned sluttiness, probably.

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