Lath

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Lath,

Nurses are treated like shit, by the government, hospital administration and patients alike.
To willingly suffer such constant torment from all sides, one would have to be a masochist.

Lath,

Uh, poor people tend to have more children than rich people.

Lath,

Not us, that's for sure.

Lath,

If you shave Chewbacca, will he still be brown?

Lath,

He's also now married to Mellody Hobson.

He might have married a Twi'lek instead were there a chance.

Lath,

We kill each other too often.

Lath,

We are the bored. Your memes will be assimilated. Resistance is down voted.

Lath,

My DS9 is rusty, but I think most people were expecting it to fail or go boom. So the portrayal here might have been meant as a "huh, we didn't blow up" type of reaction.

Lath,

No. We don't like each other that much.

Lath,

What do you call it when you share your internet connection with people who don't use ublock and search for weird shit just so that they'll see ads for weird shit?

Lath,

To make it look as uncomfortable as it seems.

Lath,

Forget the condom socks. Those knee tassels are the shit!

I'm so sick of every single medical-related question people have online constantly getting spammed with 'talk to your doctor!!!!'

The way people online constantly say ‘talk to your doctor’ like it’s a panacea is a lot like how medieval peasants weren’t able to read scripture and they just had to trust their clergy’s interpretations...

Lath,

"I have had a dry cough for the past few months."

You have esophageal cancer. You're welcome.

Lath,

Your energy channels seem clogged up, OP. You should get a therapeutic massage to improve circulation.

Lath,

Sure. Why not?

Lath,

I did! How'd you know?

Lath,

Also only drink water straight from a mineral spring source.

Lath,

Exxon just sued its shareholders for crying about climate change.

Lath,

https://kbin.earth/m/nottheonion@lemmy.ml/t/97603/Exxon-Mobil-is-suing-its-shareholders-to-silence-them-about

Original: https://lemmy.ml/post/15690226

World version: https://lemmy.world/post/15452272

Lath,

That I exist. And that we're in a relationship.

It's a love-hate thing. You wouldn't get it...

Lath,

You know that scene with the guy on the castle wall in Monty Python and the Holy Grail that farts in your general direction?
Yeah, I giggled.

Lath,

That's because they've integrated it into the start menu.
Evil, yes. But technically correct.

Lath,

I don't like it. It's not holding my hand tight enough during the introductory phase.

Tried the demo, tinker template, wouldn't let me create a construct because I didn't have projectile ammo.
Engineer, but doesn't even have a flashlight.

Bleh.

Lath,

Thank you for the advice.

Still, not being able to handle tedium is again, a you problem.

Lath,

But it's my most lovable feature.

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