LaunchesKayaks

LaunchesKayaks, 29 days ago

I can’t watch Young Frankenstein because in the middle of the movie (I was watching it on a laptop in the student center of the university I was at) a girl came up to me and told me how her cousin raped her repeatedly. The worst part is that she joined the clubs I was in and trauma dumped on everyone all the time.

LaunchesKayaks, 29 days ago

I had a cat that would run away if you said, “what do you think you’re doing, sir?”

Most of the time he was actually getting himself into trouble. His fave thing was stealing slices of pizza, taking them to my room, eating all the cheese, then leaving the soggy, saucy crust right in the doorway. I stepped on it every goddamn time. Idek how he stole the pizza to begin with!

LaunchesKayaks, 29 days ago

That’s incredible. My beagle likes to sing me the song of his people without being prompted. Sometimes he is actually trying to tell me something.

LaunchesKayaks, 29 days ago

My beagle gets really upset when I tell him there are no more treats. I also have to keep anything resembling people food from him because he resource guards it. He’s the sweetest boi other than that lol

LaunchesKayaks, 29 days ago

My mom’s dog will hold your hand when she wants something or is in trouble. She knows we think the gesture is adorable, so she tries to manipulate us with it. It never works lol.

LaunchesKayaks, 29 days ago

Exploitation begins at home

LaunchesKayaks, 29 days ago

I tell my beagle he is in the way constantly because he likes to steal my spots on the recliner or bed. He always moves, but looks upset about it

LaunchesKayaks, 1 month ago

Wtf happened to the white one???

LaunchesKayaks, 1 month ago

What nostalgia this brings lmao. The not pooping for 3 days meme is just as iconic as the influx of beans posts.

LaunchesKayaks, 1 month ago

My area was severely flooded after getting 5 inches of rain in 2 days. So many roads fell apart and homes were wrecked. My house was fine, thankfully, other than some of my gutter downspouts falling off in the crazy wind.

LaunchesKayaks, 1 month ago

It also gets so upset if you see it that it dissolves itself with its tears. I love squonk

LaunchesKayaks, 1 month ago

Me, except I’m gaming or working instead of studying. I should really stop sitting like a gremlin

LaunchesKayaks, 1 month ago

The upside of having to wear a uniform to work is not worrying about having a “good” outfit for the office. We all wear the same shit every day and it’s great. When I am at home or when I go out, I worry about comfort more than style.

LaunchesKayaks, 1 month ago

We have cozy company sweaters if we get cold, which I always am lol. We even got a thing to put on the AC vent to redirect the air flow so it wouldn’t blow on me all the time.

LaunchesKayaks, 1 month ago

What’s up with Voyager 6?

LaunchesKayaks, 1 month ago

I should have known it was star trek lmao

LaunchesKayaks, 1 month ago

Eldritch Horror Jolene

LaunchesKayaks, 1 month ago

Imagine supporting the dude who can singlehandedly bring your entire species closer to extinction

LaunchesKayaks, 1 month ago

Didn’t the first pilgrims who came to what is now the USA do it because they wanted to practice their specific flavor of Christianity and England was like “nah bro, that’s crazy”? Or did my teachers in school lie to me? I know the country itself wasn’t founded on religion.

LaunchesKayaks, 1 month ago

Yeah, the timeline between Columbus and the Constitution was huge. I know that a lot of the founding fathers were deists as well, which is fascinating. I wish some of their visions for the country were still a thing.

LaunchesKayaks, 1 month ago

Same. But I’m also for gun control as well. Like, don’t ban them outright, just make them a whole hell of a lot harder to get. Like really hard. I live in an area that has bobcats, bears, and the occasional mountain lion. I own a pistol to protect myself and my critters (a flock of ducks and two dogs) in case of an attack. I don’t want to use it and it won’t kill a big predator like a bear or mountain lion, but I only want it to scare the animals off if they get too close. It hasn’t left the locked drawer I keep it in since I bought my house in 2022. I’m hoping it’ll never have to come out.

LaunchesKayaks, 1 month ago

Yeet

LaunchesKayaks, 1 month ago

I was a master at getting free food in college. I’d just walk into events, sometimes ones I wasn’t invited to, grab food, and leave. Oftentimes my college wouldn’t post bouncers at every entrance to the buildings, so getting into private stuff was ridiculously easy.

There was also a time where going to the career fair would get me extra credit for a class. You had to pay to get in, though. I just walked in the side door, got the proof that I was there, took some food they were serving, and left.

You can do so much if you act like you belong.

10/10 would recommend doing this as much as possible.