MonkeMischief

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MonkeMischief,

I recently had to close my store for an hour, because I was the only one working and couldn’t breath due to one customers bad hygiene.

I don’t even have the greastest sense of smell, I might even consider it impaired, but personal experience begs me to suggest never applying at your local public library then.

MonkeMischief, (edited )

never touch something that looks like a carrot plant in the wild, because it could be that one plant that kills you 3 times over.

Okay so when you said “Never touch” I was thinking casually “Oh, don’t go messing with it or munching on it or whatever. Sound advice.”

Looking it up, oh…poison hemlock…you were being dead-exact.

Source

“As his doctor, Christopher Hayner, MD, pointed out, LeBlond didn’t have to eat the poisonous plant to fall ill. “Anything you can touch, you can also inhale,” he explained to Good Housekeeping. When LeBlond used a chainsaw to cut down the hemlock, tiny particles scattered in the air, and when he breathed them in, they almost killed him.”

Oh holy crap. Kill it with fire!

“If you do find a suspicious stalk and want to remove it, wear gloves, a face mask, and protective clothing. Dig it out from the roots, rather than cutting it, and never burn it, as the fumes can cause a reaction.

Not even fire can sate its lust for indiscriminate killing?!

Apparently it’s a “recent problem” that this stuff is spreading all over the place.

It was as I suspected. Going outside is overrated. 😬

MonkeMischief,

“I’d just like to interject for a moment…”

MonkeMischief,

WHY’S-YOUR-DESKTOP-A-3D-CUBE

I WANTED TO!

MonkeMischief,

Funny to see this, because I haven’t bought a vehicle in a long time, but I had the EXACT same thought.

I grimace every time I see that hideous “CarMax - - -” decal stuck to the actual car body.

Same with license plate frames that are like “Huge ‘Dicky’ Richard’s Auto Circus Emporium Honda Jeep Lexus - We rub you right!

At least those just tell me “the driver is likely lazy or can’t identify a screwdriver.” But an actual decal? Yeah they better take it off, and discount me if they scratch it in the process. :p

Obnoxious, man.

MonkeMischief,

Yeah I’m fond of the “Tshirts that make a statement” thing.

It’s personal expression to say “Hey I’m really into this band and I might’ve gone to this concert!” Could be a conversation starter too, and it supports the band or artist like you said!

But I really don’t understand people walking around with some billboard from a clothing mega-brand. You’re literally paying them to do marketing work for them lol.

MonkeMischief,

“The Century of the Self” in a nutshell. 😬

MonkeMischief,

“SuPrEmE” somehow did this and created a rabid following over some of the most basic stuff I’ve ever seen. It’s a meme now to just stick their logo on like, a literal brick so it’s suddenly more “desirable.”

Truly boggles the mind.

MonkeMischief,

Woah that’s particularly egregious! I’m sure it seems like way more trouble than it’s worth, but nowadays maybe it wouldn’t be so hard to replace it with something cool. :)

Like a metal 3D printed badge of some sort or something creative.

I’m sure glad they don’t do that anymore though. The entitlement of forcing customers to be zombie advertisers is so disgusting.

MonkeMischief,

North American here. Funny how it’s very much less “which is it?” And more “Yeah. Basically.”

We’ve been culturally domesticated to not cause trouble for our bosses / schools / etc. If the State steps in after you cause trouble for enterprise, it’s usually to kick you back into your place.

We might not live in a State dictatorship, but that only matters so far, because that State enables many tiny, petty dictatorships that more directly affect your life and run amok unopposed.

Somehow people accept petty tyranny in everything from corporations to universities to shifts at the burger joint. They’ll get all riled up that some politician they never met is bawking about foreign policy, but their tail is tucked firmly when their company tells them they can’t get sick days and arriving a minute late is a fireable offense.

Many have bought the lies of rugged individualism and competition. “An insult to one is…well, that really sucks for you but I told you to just stay quiet. I’m just working hard doing what I’m told.”

Like someone said before me: Even the most rebellious in us think twice about making our move, because many people simply think “That’s how it is.” And don’t believe it can get any better.

There’s not a lot of examples of collective action winning in recent history, so a lot of people don’t even know how to begin to push back in the first place, besides writing an angry tweet or two.

MonkeMischief, (edited )

[the crew is being told their sweded movies have to be destroyed] Mr. Rooney: The FBI Warning is at the beginning of the tape.

Jerry: But we erased that!

–Be Kind, Rewind

MonkeMischief,

That’s an excellent point. It’s amazing how fast it’ll heat up a room!

I just learned there’s a company that takes advantage of this by using render farm nodes to provide hot water or something?

www.heata.co/render

Genius idea. Render farm as space heater. Don’t see why compiling / transcoding would be any different. 😂

I’m definitely gonna have to wait until next winter. It’s foolishness to be running the GPU that hard when it’s 100⁰F+ outside!

MonkeMischief,

This.

There’s a clear concerted corporate effort to push this idea that everything one uses every day is

  • some kind of black box appliance devised by sacred holy wizards, you couldn’t possibly hope to understand.
  • You ought to just trust them. They want what’s best for you.
  • And don’t worry if anything goes wrong! There’s some service, product, or replacement ready to be sold to you by “qualified professionals.” Convenient!
  • Remember, you’re too stupid to understand how any of this works. Don’t touch it.

Doesn’t matter. Light switches to email to cars. Nobody knows how it works even on an ELI5 level.

I can’t be an expert in all things but how are people comfortable with this level of ignorant dependence? Even to the point of defending it? “I shouldn’t have to know how my car/computer/whatever works.” I’ve literally heard this.

Boggles the mind.

People are capable of a great many skills and holding a lot of knowledge about a great many things…and yet a majority are taught not to learn anything after school, maybe know how to do a job, and otherwise can’t handle any task that doesn’t involve a credit card payment.

Things could be so much better…

MonkeMischief,

“…How old are these french fries…?”

MonkeMischief,

Do you want cookies? Do you want to share your details with 1049 trusted data partners? How about the top half of the screen taken by a video ad with a close button that isn’t going to work?

"Oh, you want to opt out? First click this tiny 4 pt text next to

>>> AGREE TO EVERYTHING <<<

[ⁿᵒ ᶜᵒᵒᵏᶦᵉˢ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ]

then uncheck what you don’t want us to track, then click “I don’t not want to be tracked across the Internet for marketing purposes forever and ever.”

We value your privacy!*

*(We just value it just a little more if you’re subject to GDPR or California law…)

MonkeMischief,

I feel like a big setup for this is all the “forced binding arbitration” TOSs that are quietly being pushed for EVERY service.

MonkeMischief,

Y’all ever try NoScript too? Freaking wild how some sites need to use like 30 shady JavaScript modules just to function.

It’s a burden, but it blocks things like the “invisible facebook pixel” for instance…

MonkeMischief,

“Well uh, I guess you guys aren’t ready for that yet. Heh”

MonkeMischief,

Not to be confused with the dude who read your Zoobooks and Nat Geo magazines while on his way to leave them in your mailbox.

The male mail man of science.

MonkeMischief,

I thought it was some kinda neo-cockney-esque slang going on and was kinda intrigued hahaha.

MonkeMischief, (edited )

Plasma “get new stuff” does need an overhaul though, after a poorly-coded theme could wipe a guy’s drives. So careful what you install and always have backups, kids!

THAT BEING SAID:

I remember Win98 letting you customize wallpapers for individual folders.

I remember being a Win-ME kiddie that was thrilled with all the fun wallpaper/icon/sound/screensaver themes it came with. . .even though Windows ME lol.

Then XP was so bright and vibrant and fun I didn’t care too bad that it let you choose from THREE dazzling color schemes. I also loved that StarDock cursor freeware that gave me a bunch of obnoxious animated cursors.

Vista’s desktop applets seemed so neat except for the “massive security hole” part.

And here we are with 10 or 11: [Pulsing blue light] “We’Re sEtTiNg Up YoU’Re bLaNd DeSkToP…get hypnotized by spinny circles and forget you once had choices.”

It’s going so backwards, and they think they’re so ahead of the curve by letting you tint your theme based on wallpaper color. Pffft.

Since I switched to Plasma I’ve had SO MUCH FUN setting up my desktop however I want it. I have a laptop install that feels like “Vaporwave XP”, but my main rig is all efficient and sleek and pretty, and I get the urge to flip it all around every few months. It makes personal computing feel personal again!

Mimicking old themes is especially fun because you’re still on a security-patched system that works the way you expect, but with improved nostalgic feelings!

I really want to learn to make my own splash screens and icons and cursors some time. The fact that I easily can do this and the community could enjoy them is SO COOL.

I miss when it was commonplace for people to customize and personalize their computers. It would say a lot about them. Now most normie folk don’t even know how to change the wallpaper…

MonkeMischief,

This is exactly why I always tell myself it’ll be super fun and easy to replace a Linux distro on one of my machines, and I do the fun part of balancing release style, desktop environment, all the shiny stuff…know what stops me dead in my tracks upon install?

Deciding a file system. Because it feels like such a weighty decision with far-reaching effects.

According to internet research, they’re all the right one, they’re all the wrong one, they’re all just fine, and don’t use any of them because they’ll wipe all your data. Lol

Your documentation on file system choice is either anecdotal or engineering-masters-thesis, seemingly no in-between.

I’ve just decided BTRFS with snapshots is great, and keep good enough backups that I shouldn’t have to fiddle with the fanciest deep-knowledge features to save my system.

Might be my ADHD as well. XD

MonkeMischief,

I get what you mean. Our system produces a ridiculous amount of quantity, which should be great! But in the context of where it’s firmly placed within existing socioeconomics, stupid things happen like “destroying all the product to keep the value from crashing” and the “distribution problem” that feeding the poor isn’t profitable.

Maybe industrial agriculture wouldn’t be so terrible if food production for the human race didn’t operate on the same metrics as handbags or funkopops. =\

MonkeMischief,

I’m surprised and impressed it made it to the bin outlet!

I keep trying to keep an ear out for these fabled “IT cycles” where companies will just dump Dells and Thinkpads once in a while, but have never been privvy to one myself.

Maybe indystry caught on and switched procedure, realizing they weren’t creating enough e-waste /s lol.

(To be fair, the last place I worked donated their laptops for tax breaks, which is good I guess. But wouldn’t let me even buy one off them, so I’m salty lol.)

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