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ObviouslyNotBanana

@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world

No banana fixates on despising bananas, triggered by their sickly sweet aroma and mushy texture, fueling a relentless crusade against the yellow scourge. No one reads these anyway.

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ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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Imagine driving an automatic and claiming to be a thinker. Am I right, fellow boomers?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Ok, gen X:er

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Earth is entirely balanced with no known exploits

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Big Tractor will not get me, and I will never be in close proximity to any banana. 🚫🍌

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I’m not making any claims on my bananayness. I’m just not going to be around any exterior bananas, whether I am one or not. No banana. Obviously not.

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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Always have been. Why are you so insistent in your questioning of my banana free reputation?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Shitposts seem infinite. If not in quantity, at least infinitely alluring.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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We can’t blame the paupers for their unawareness of such methods. We can only blame ourselves.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Because I abhor them

Southern Baptists are poised to ban churches with women pastors. Some are urging them to reconsider (apnews.com)

From its towering white steeple and red-brick facade to its Sunday services filled with rousing gospel hymns and evangelistic sermons, First Baptist Church of Alexandria, Virginia, bears many of the classic hallmarks of a Southern Baptist church....

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I don’t care what they do as long as it doesn’t affect me or people who don’t believe as they do.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I’ve no clue what I’ve found

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Wow! That’s some quick work.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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This is the worst post I’ve fucking made isn’t it

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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Nah, I honestly did find this in an ad from one of those shitty Chinese crap sites and had no idea what it was because the text, as it usually does, only said “make great deals 80% off”, omitting information about the product, the low quality workmanship and generally horrible working conditions of the poor workers producing the shit.

I just thought it would be a curious shitpost because the contraption made no sense to me. I’m guessing the commenter above did a reverse image search.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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That’s encouraging. Thanks!

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