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ObviouslyNotBanana

@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world

No banana fixates on despising bananas, triggered by their sickly sweet aroma and mushy texture, fueling a relentless crusade against the yellow scourge. No one reads these anyway.

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ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Half a million doesn’t seem like enough tbh

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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You silly goose! You shouldn’t believe everything that is said at the silly goose store.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Remove eyes, remove skin, remove ears. Then you’ll probably not perceive time other than through pain which will distract you from the ageing.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Personally I’m waiting for the iPhone XXX Ribbed Edition, I mean RED.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I think they may be pretty distracted by threads to be honest.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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By shipping one half to Rwanda, am I right?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I love how they’ve been in power for so long over there that they’re literally claiming they’ll fix their own fucking creation.

As famine looms in Sudan, the hungry eat soil and leaves (www.reuters.com)

Hassan said soldiers sometimes shared their food with the children in her family, but the relief was limited. She and the other adults began skipping meals, sometimes for two days straight, so the children could eat. Tree leaves boiled in water and sprinkled with spices became a part of their diet....

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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As a person who’s first language isn’t English I can totally see how you read it that way even if I personally didn’t.

EXCLUSIVE: “You Have Been Warned”: Republican Senators Threaten the ICC Prosecutor over Possible Israel Arrest Warrants (zeteo.com)

A group of influential Republican senators has sent a letter to International Criminal Court (ICC) chief prosecutor Karim Khan, warning him not to issue international arrest warrants against Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and other Israeli officials, and threatening him with “severe sanctions” if he does so....

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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But they really want the ICC to have Putin, huh

Maybe they don’t, I don’t know. Republicans are kind of unpredictable on that.

I’m not even saying the ICC should judge the case in any particular way, just that a court should be able to go through the process they need in order to make a judgement.

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I know the US as a nation didn’t, but there were a lot of sentiments from individuals. That said my comment was of course intended to be a bit light hearted and humorous in nature.

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