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“We can’t bust heads like we used to—but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don’t go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…”

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Kirk: “I try to stay out of sickbay, unless I want to get drunk.”

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When southern MAGA cultists heard that there was going to be a black out in the middle of the day, they all grabbed their guns & pitchforks.

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Op, that’s freakin’ weird, as the first syllable of my name is also An, and I also had an Italian BMT for lunch today.

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Because if your company advertises to a site which caters to Nazis, you’re a Nazi company.

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There’s no evidence to suggest he’s not.

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Dude is so deep in the closet, he found Narnia.

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If his rally attendees cared about the truth, they wouldn’t be there.

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My libertarian friends say “it’s a matter of property rights! If their pollution comes on your property then you can sue them. Until then, they should be allowed to do what they want on their own property.”

Because we all know that the wind and water are oh so mindful of lines on a map.

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I remember getting a GameBoy for Christmas when they first came out. I showed my mom how to play Tetris on it.

I hardly ever saw my GameBoy again.

Then she showed my dad how to play Tetris. My younger sister never saw her GameBoy again. My parents would sit for hours, addicted to that game.

Donald Trump has posted a $175 million bond to avert asset seizure as he appeals NY fraud penalty (apnews.com)

Donald Trump posted a $175 million bond on Monday in his New York civil fraud case, halting collection of the more than $454 million he owes and preventing the state from seizing his assets to satisfy the debt while he appeals, according to a court filing....

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I’ll give you a hint. It rhymes with “Russian Oligarchs.”

(Sorry, I couldn’t think of anything that rhymes with Russian Oligarchs, so I just said Russian Oligarchs)

If you’re still stumped, it was Russian Oligarchs.

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Uncle Thomas hates black people just as much as she does.

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