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Are creationists done pretending dinosaur bones are fake, or has there been a schism

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These guys should just accept their true callings as shitty sci-fi fanfic authors and stop pretending it’s all true.

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I kind of want to see that letter. I won’t read 22 pages, but I might read one paragraph…

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I love when they try to sound smart and official in their writing but it’s still littered with mistakes.

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I don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been at the very least harrassed by men they don’t know. I know so, so many who have been assaulted, and that’s just the women who have chosen to share their experience. Thinking your couple college classes means you know more about women’s experiences than women themselves is ridiculous.

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I could easily keep Edwin and never go back to that hotel chain ever again.

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Wow Americans start accruing interest on student loans while you’re still in school?? That’s crazy.

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I like to buy discounted old lemons. I wrap them up and toss them in the freezer. They thaw ugly but are still good for cooking.

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Plastic wrap, but a freezer bag with the air squeezed out would work too.

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A guy on Tinder sent my friend a Patrick meme that said “Is mayonnaise an ice breaker?” I, a big Spongebob nerd, told her to pick that guy. They’re married now.

For people who have psoriasis/eczema/bad skin, how did you get rid of your dandruff?

I’ve been dealing with dandruff since I was a kid, it’s always made me really insecure and always wear a hat. I’ve tried plenty of different hair products, none seem to work. It’s not just my hair on my scalp, it’s my beard as well. I’m a 19 year old male (Caucasian), I’ve been already deciding if I want to go bald...

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My doctor prescribed taro-mometasone (I think that’s how it’s spelled?) and it worked like magic. None of the other stuff worked. I tried Head & Shoulders, then Nizoral and Neutrogena T-Gel, and I don’t remember what else. It was so bad that it was clumping and scabbing and my hair was falling out. I struggled for a year and then my doctor gave me that thing and the problem just vanished. It came back once a year later and then never again. It’s been several years.

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I worked at a pizza place in high school and we actually still had those carbon copy credit card things for when the machine wasn’t working. I’m too young to have seen them otherwise.

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I just use generic vegetable oil for everything. It’s just a mix of different kinds of vegetable oils like soy and canola.

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I think a lot of people who switch to non-dairy milk never really liked to drink milk in the first place. It was easy for them to switch. I had to cut dairy when I had a baby with a milk allergy and it was so hard. None of the milk alternatives taste anything like cow milk. I hated all of them. Vegan cheese is pretty terrible, too. Even the most expensive fancy cashew ones taste significantly worse than the cheapest cow milk cheese. I did like Daiya’s smoked gouda and nutritional yeast is pretty good, but other than that I was so glad to have cow milk back in my diet after a year of being dairy-free. I like meat alternatives but dairy alternatives are just bad. I hope science figures it out.

That baby with the dairy allergy outgrew the allergy but still prefers oat milk.

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I taught that banana joke to my kids recently. One of my greatest regrets in life.

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I felt a lot of guilt at first because I was so tired when I was pregnant and had very little energy to play with my toddler. When 2 was born I then felt so guilty that I couldn’t give her as much attention as I gave her sister, and that I could no longer give 1 as much attention as before. I didn’t attach as quickly to my second but I did eventually. Maybe a couple months or so? I feel the same about them both now. 2 starts school this year and I’m so sad I’m not going to have my little buddy home with me all day.

I’m exhausted but having two is nice. I really love watching and listening to them play together (although their fighting makes me want to stab myself in the ears). Helping them build a strong friendship with each other is really rewarding.

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Someone is an asshole for accurately describing an adhd symptom?? Lol. I have adhd and my most debilitating symptom is zoning out. You are actually insulting adhd people AND trying to claim moral superiority. Hilarious.

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Lol. Blocked? Oh no! I’m never going to talk to this asshole again. ):

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Habanero tastes so good. Those and trinidad scorpion are my favourite hot peppers. I like making mystery hot sauce in September with a random mix of every kind of hot pepper I grew.

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Hot peppers are pretty easy to grow, too. Trinidad scorpion peppers are stupid hot but they taste amazing. Highly recommend growing some.

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Nearly every guy who tells you that his ex-wife left him and took his kids and won’t let him see them isn’t telling you the whole story. Either there is a very good reason he can’t see his kids, or he never bothered to try, but he’ll never tell you that.

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Schools have been trying and failing to ban cell phones for like 20 years. If we could ban phones from school, we would have succeeded by now.

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Sounds like they were trying not to laugh to me.

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