SciencesPoulet

@SciencesPoulet@piaille.fr

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ciredutempsEsme, to random French
@ciredutempsEsme@mamot.fr avatar

Les frissons et courbatures sans fièvre. C'est un concept.

(Me suis réveillée cette nuit en ayant froid)

SciencesPoulet,

@ciredutempsEsme c'est pas du tout un effet (long) covid, non non.

shaft, to random French
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Les mois du calendrier républicain sont nommés selon la météo ou la nature grosso-modo.

Je propose un nouveau calendrier prenant en compte les 2-3 changements climatiques intervenus en 220 ans : il y aura 2 mois, de durée variable :

  • Pluviôse
  • Thermidor (alias Caniculôse)

🤔

SciencesPoulet,

@shaft Possibilité de renommer le mois en Moustiquôse si besoin.

SciencesPoulet, to random French

Top 6 des situations où ne pas dire "je ne contracte pas" :

  1. En demandant de l'aide
  2. Dans une séance de médiation entre animaux domestiques
  3. Pendant une conversation sur la santé
  4. Dans une relation amoureuse
  5. En signant un contrat de travail
  6. Devant les Forces de l'Ordre
jastrow, (edited ) to random French
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Corneilles Paris a le plaisir de vous confirmer que la corneille du métro, longtemps stationnée à Ménilmontant, a été capturée à la station Saint-Maur par Frédéric Jiguet, en collaboration avec la RATP. La bestiole a été baguée Rouge 150 et relâchée près du Père-Lachaise (📸 Frédéric Jiguet)

SciencesPoulet,

@DrBiscuit @jastrow le manque de soleil, comme les parisiens, probablement.

sebsauvage, (edited ) to random French
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Trois fucking millions de brosses à dent connectées piratées ont été utilisées pour attaquer une banque, écroulant leur système informatique et leurs faisant perdre des millions d'euros.
https://www.tomshardware.com/networking/three-million-malware-infected-smart-toothbrushes-used-in-swiss-ddos-attacks-botnet-causes-millions-of-euros-in-damages

EDIT: cette histoire pourrait être un fake: https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/111886558855943676

SciencesPoulet,

@VoquiLeibbrandt @pejiji @sebsauvage Probablement jamais arrivé en fait. https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/111886558855943676

SciencesPoulet, to showerthoughts

Wondering if generative art complaints about copyright infringement are not somewhat partially analogous to the complaints of the reuse of audio samples in the music industry.

Keywords:

elizabethtasker, to random
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Here's today's press release for JAXA's SLIM lunar landing!

TL;DR:

Pinpoint site identification was crazily successful.

We were lowering into position, detecting boulders like a champ.

THEN ONE OF THE ENGINES DROPPED OFF.

(I kid you not)

(we don't know why yet)

(maybe space pirates)

But we still soft-landed on 1 engine.

(TAKE THAT SPACE PIRATES!)

but on our head.

Strangely, might not be a big deal once the Sun moves round to the other side of the spacecraft.

https://global.jaxa.jp/press/2024/01/20240125-1_e.html

SciencesPoulet,

@elizabethtasker Telemetry was VERY accurate lol

SciencesPoulet, to random

Thinking about hacking/producing the cheapest/fastest-built sound diffusers/absorbers.

Will add to this thread.

SciencesPoulet,

Specifications:

  • cheap
  • quickly built
  • not too heavy
  • not too ugly
  • tileable, can follow a wall border
  • avoid flammable materials if possible
  • effective (not just the 3cm pyramid shaped expensive useless foam sheet nor the egg packaging that is ineffective < 16kHz)
SciencesPoulet,

First thoughts:

  • first idea is either to fast-3D-print then fill wells with plaster/expanding foam/rockwool, or to 3D-print a mold then use plaster (or both?)
  • another idea is to design absorbers/diffusers in the shape of hemispheres, based on an auxetic first surface (paper?) (wide band, how effective?) (sloooooow to fold, can it be automated?).
SciencesPoulet,

"Just use carpets, shelves and books!"

Yeah I know… will do part of this like this way, but I can't do everything that way, and I want something quicker/cheaper.

SciencesPoulet,

So, first thing will be to… install the speakers lol. Then control the low frequences (already a big resonance < 50Hz), then control the room modes/flutters (ping-pongs between parallel walls or between 90° corners of the room).

SciencesPoulet,

It's a bit late to start this right now so… let's go to sleep.

SciencesPoulet,

Here a solid is designed to absorb waves around 157 Hz. This is one solution among many approaches involving metamaterials.

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-49982-5

SciencesPoulet,

What about a developing Hilbert curve approach?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a30AQgNdKMw

PhieLaidMignon, to random French
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    SciencesPoulet,

    @PhieLaidMignon But the e-mails! But the streaming!

    ExtinctionR, to random
    @ExtinctionR@social.rebellion.global avatar

    "Climate activists are sometimes depicted as dangerous radicals. But the truly dangerous radicals are the countries that are increasing the production of fossil fuels." Antonio Guterres, UN secretary-general.

    SciencesPoulet,

    @ExtinctionR As if creating a traffic jam was positive for the environment. Be creative at least. You are on the righteous side. That's not far fetched to sublimate it. Paint it in white on the asphalt! It is good for Earth's albedo!

    roipoussiere, to random French
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    Ah tous les coups le truc a cessé de fonctionné un matin et plus personne n'est capable de réparer. 😅

    https://www.theverge.com/2023/10/4/23903859/x-elon-musk-headlines-links-image-twitter

    SciencesPoulet,

    @roipoussiere

    RT Pierre Beyssac @pb

    "Tout le monde, notamment dans le milieu de la presse, tape sur Musk ce matin pour ceci. Mais donnons l'histoire complète : cette décision est une conséquence quasi directe d'une disposition de la votée en 2019, demandée à hauts cris par... la presse UE."

    https://x.com/pbeyssac/status/1709811947376459917

    Looping, to random French
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    SciencesPoulet,

    @Looping On sera à 7G facilement là.

    BlackAzizAnansi, to random
    @BlackAzizAnansi@mas.to avatar

    Have I ever mentioned that I hate it here?

    SciencesPoulet,

    @BlackAzizAnansi Am I the only one thinking more about product safety than theft? Making sure the products are not open before being sold, not having poisonous substances added to them, not being exchanged for counterfeited products etc. But maybe (probably?) I'm wrong and it's only about theft.

    reginasbread, to random
    @reginasbread@homo.promo avatar

    just watched a video about the lack of bicycles in hollywood productions. e.g. there are post apocalypse shows where there's no fuel or they can't use engines for other reasons, and the characters are shown walking or riding a horse. they never try bikes even though it's the most popular mode of transportation on the planet. Daryl from TWD on a bicycle? uncool. if a protagonist is doing it, it's a comedy. riding a bicycle is seen as a ridiculous thing to do unless you're a child. I am stunned.

    SciencesPoulet,

    @reginasbread ""Bike Fury: Cycle of Chaos" is a pedal-to-the-metal, adrenaline-pumping adventure that combines the gritty intensity of the Mad Max universe with the innovative and eco-friendly spirit of a world powered by bicycles."

    sebsauvage, to random French
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    SciencesPoulet,

    @sebsauvage Les Architectes des Bâtiments de France en sueur

    HydrePrever, to random
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    Les gens veulent limiter le nombre de transatlantiques mais l'avion c'est la liberté, mon collègue qui bosse à Paris mais qui a sa femme et sa fille à Montréal (*) il fait comment ?

    (*) ce fait est authentique et nullement inventé pour les besoins du toot matinal

    SciencesPoulet,

    @ciredutempsEsme @HydrePrever @Toniours Par contre la flottabilité va vachement diminuer quand l'océan se mettra à bouillir.

    SciencesPoulet,

    @ciredutempsEsme @HydrePrever @aegirs @Toniours Allez faire voler un SMR

    pb, to random French
    @pb@mast.eu.org avatar

    Impressionnant de voir à quelle vitesse les peurs de Geoffrey Hinton sur l'IA buzzent dans tous les sens sur tous les médias (publics notamment) en France depuis 2 jours. À côté, les discours plus raisonnés sont, comme d'habitude, ignorés ou peu audibles. Prime au simplisme.

    SciencesPoulet,

    @pb Au moins il y a une certaine prise de conscience du changement de paradigme, mais en effet provoquer une réaction plutôt qu'une adaptation, bof.

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