@Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Smorty

@Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone

I’m a person who tends to program stuff in Godot and also likes to look at clouds. Sometimes they look really spicy outside.

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Smorty,

Thank you, Tux. I will take your advice and create new leftists. Should I tell them about Foss too, or should that wait?

Smorty,

The grass looks fine behind the fence! Why are they painting over it?

Smorty,

These must be non-functional. There is no way they had people put tobes there for this to work.

Smorty,

The lighting makes this look like an underground bunker. The deco make it all the better

Smorty,

I do like the bathtubs texture actually.

Smorty,

Oh i thought it was grass

mixed signrules (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

Alt textA picture of two price displays each the size of a hand which have overlapping numbers, so that it is unclear, how much the product costs. At the top there is text saying “I am not sending mixed signals” at the bottom of one of the displays, it says “Mediamarkt” which is a German Media Tech market. It’s not...

Smorty,

For some reason I have a real bad phobia of piercings, which is unfortunate, as most hot people have them.

Smorty,

Oh yeah I get that. I too think that it’s weird how these through the nose ones are so popular…

Smorty,

What if we kissed through the anti-direct-contact breathing tube? 😤✨💞

Smorty,

If i were a supervillain, I would love this place. I’m sure Dr. Eggman would too

Smorty,

What is Voyager?

sam, to mtf
@sam@southampton.social avatar

@mtf I got given a new dress today, how do I look?

Smorty,

You look super petty in it!

Getting a rule mask <3 (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

Screenshot of various amazon listings of eye masks for sleeping. They all have cutesy kidish design. One of them stands out, as it is not a cute eye mask for sleeping, but a blindfold marked as sexy with a view from a womans back wearing it. The unfitting blindfold is meant to be interpreted as being funny. Please find it funny.

Smorty,

The garden chairs on the right got me

Smorty,

I don’t get it… What does being female have to do with people being disgusted by pron? Or is it not but people view it as such?

Resistance is rule (what is this ruleshid Microsoft?) (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

Description: Microsoft ad with a man on the right doing a hand sign associated with star trek and wearing a white t-shirt and black glasses with thick borders. On the left the text reads white on black " Resistance is futile - get AI-ready with Azure" Blue button says “learn more”.

Smorty,

Yes, this is a terrible ad. It says so in the description:

[…] Microsoft ad […]

Smorty,

I actually knew that, and knowing the source (some evil guys in this case) makes it even funnier.

Smorty,

Ok honestly though, the mountains view!

Smorty,

Gay pirates are the best kinds of pirates 💞

Smorty,

Crawling around these two doors while trying to not jump into the main one

Smorty,

As a kid, this would be insanst

Smorty,

Go use NewPipe! Its Foss!

Smorty,

It’s a picture of the render my the architect.

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