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WinBLOWS 10 sucks my ass
Why does my pc have a heart attack everytime this bloatware updates? Then it takes forever to load once I shutdown and restart. Thanks Bill Gate$ (satan).
Constipated on the toilet from my all non cooked meat diet and my anime wife who's a sword saint comes in with her uchigatana and does the 7 stars mountain splitter slash on my compacted log.
Trump scolded Don Jr lmao (hexbear.net)
Lauren Boebert and the house freedom squad came up with a new law SHID PANT
What does it mean?
I really like the cheesy element of old-school courtroom sketches. But they seem be getting replaced by whatever this is. (hexbear.net)
ghostarchive.org/archive/eUCGy
The Bubble Master is back to entertain you. (www.youtube.com)
Based Greta (hexbear.net)
Fresh Kelly slop off the press! " She's keeping selfishly "mum" ... " (hexbear.net)
it keeps happening lmao || Boeing plane carrying 85 people catches fire and skids off the runway in Senegal, injuring 10 (apnews.com)
if it’s boeing i’m not going...
Countless other faces are possible. (hexbear.net)
bsky.app/profile/…/3ks5wda6ik22m
Correcting libs on CCP vs. CPC
It’s tiring to tell libs that its actually CPC instead of CCP....
There was a giant hornet in my house I trapped and released outside. I'm literally braver than the IDF who airstrike kindergartens.
Stop the genocide - you vile old fuck. (hexbear.net)
archive.ph/zTcJx
Donald Trump had SEX with Stormy Daniels and now they're getting married and having a baby. What are you doing with your PATHETIC life?
I got to see the baby and it smiled at me.
I feel bad when I don't reply back to a comment
just wanted to let everyone know that i do read everything, react IRL, and upbear. my social anxiety and ADHD has crawled even into my posting/commenting online which i was immune to when younger. i was wild in early forums and chatrooms...
What descriptors instantly kill your desire to play a game?
For me, if I ever hear “card-based” or “soulslike” I have absolutely no desire to play a game, no matter how many people reccomend it....
Pirating a movie: Google? No. DuckDuckGo? No. Yandex? I gotchu fam.
Fuck the anglo internet and fuck DDG, they used to be good.
Saying the quiet part loud (hexbear.net)
independent.co.uk/…/blinken-romney-israel-hamas-t…
The best job in the world is a six figure salary to be a "body language expert" on like CNN or MSNBC to explain to the host how Bernie Sanders is obviously a Judeo-Bolshevik spy for Russia.
You can apply your expertise to literally any news situation. Like explaining how the pro-palestine protestors are all paid informants for china based on one of them doing the pee pee dance in front of a port a potty.
The greatest love story tragedy in film history is Anakin and Padme from Star Wars.
When Padme wears a latex bdsm outfit and says she can’t fuck anakin because she’s a senator from Missouri, men around the world broke down in tears.
:darth-trump: (hexbear.net)
Trans Hydra (hexbear.net)
twitter.com/CerberusXt/…/1786844504508531044
Biden awards Presidential Medal of Freedom to Nancy Pelosi, Al Gore, Michelle Yeoh and more (abcnews.go.com)
How can I get even further out of touch with people under 45? I know award Nancy Pelosi, the person calling college protestors russian bots the medal of freedom, brilliant! brandon
Think the stroke made him into literally a caveman (hexbear.net)
So much for Noem having any chance at all to be Trump's VP pick. (www.rollingstone.com)