For obvious reasons, I cannot share it unfortunately :sadness:
But if you ever get an email where the General Manager's name is "Sander van Kasteel" and the hotel name is "Kasteel Hotel, Utrecht". I can assure you, I am not the General manager of that hotel 😂
I am currently slightly annoyed by Google Play. I have an app publicly listed on the Play Store, but if I search for it (even with the exact title!) I can not find it.
It doesn't matter if I use incognito mode or not. This makes me completely distrust their statistics...
So in theory you could upload binaries and place start/stop scripts in /etc/init.d/ -- though the next hurdle would be being able to chmod those files to have the execution bits set. 🤔