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The Perfect Spotify (A Tribute)

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I get the impression that the live shows have the entire cast aware of the desired direction of the episode. The ad lib moments are usually funny rather than surprising, making me think they aren’t affecting parts which Matt can’t fix. Maybe I’m overanalyzing, but I’m definitely excited for the show. Their beacon.tv streaming service is certainly going to be plugged for behind the scenes stuff and I am sorely tempted, I’ll admit.

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From what I understand they’re following the model of Dropout.tv and it should have the same services available in all regions. The main selling point, from what I can tell is the extra footage, such as the Session 0 prep for the upcoming live show that they announced would be part of the initial rollout. This is good news to the people who thought they would miss out on some of the campaign. I wouldn’t be surprised if they added their own serialized content like Dropout recently did with Thousandaires.

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the app is not available in my region

That’s a bummer. I’m fairly certain they’re planning something in Straya. Being a show in the anglophone sphere, it’s a larger market than the UK (though their show in London was certainly boosted by EU travelers).

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I’m curious about this side project also, The Re-Slayers Take

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More people keep finding this little spot, so something must be working. Near 1k subscribers ain’t nothin to sneeze at ᕕ( ᐛ)ᕗ

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Travis may or may not be trying to get the trending for Motherfucking Matthew Mercer (coined in a recent previous episode)

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Marisha’s Fan

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♪Episode Song References♪

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Highlights

  • 00:02:31 Marisha:“An important position.”
    Matt and Robbie:"Missionary."
  • 00:19:24 Laudna:“What’s harder: Expecting the worst, or being surprised?“
  • 00:20:21 Ashton:”…The timing has always been wrong, and we’ve been going so crazily…” Nah breh. Just cuz your shards are from a couple (Emperor Rau’shan and Empress Ka’Mort) doesn’t mean this will work. Ashton has already tried to initiate intimacy and was declined politely more than once, so it’s lost the romance.
    Plus it’s a bad idea SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE OF THOSE SHARDS. How many times are we gonna see Ashton shoot his shot at the wrong hoop that is also loaded with explosives?
    It shows little to no remorse for his previous betrayal now that he’s making his own big red buttons to press.
  • 00:22:49 Taliesin:“When ‘No Game’ meets ‘No Game’ passing through the rye.”
    Liam:"Ashton’s between a rock and a hard place!"
  • 00:25:28 Fearne’s ultimate weakness, a cute creature beckoning her silently away from the group. You see this tiny gray sugar glider-like creature…
    Ashley’s reaction is heavy breathing, she is well aware of the cuteness power level this being possesses.
    Laura is pleasantly surprised watching this.
  • 00:29:57 Robbie makes a bunch of funny faces communicating with Taliesin. Then he hears Ashley say “before going all the way in, trying to pull my ass” and another funny face.
  • 00:30:55 Marisha:“It’s like she’s trying to get into old dresses.”
    Laura:(grunts)
    Marisha:“Just a minute!”
    Laura:(grunts)
    Marisha:“Zip it!”
    Laura:"Just. Zip. It. Up!"
  • 00:32:00 Fearne the Cockatiel heads into a gap in the city wall with Orym trailing behind.
  • 00:33:55 Liam:"Oh jeez."
  • 00:34:05 Fan Art Moment Orym’s “Prince of Persia” moment using his acrobatic skill to scale the city wall.
  • 00:36:42 Fan Art Moment Cockatiel Fearne chirping disapproval at the beckoning sugar glider in adorable miscommunication.
  • 00:38:08 Papa Zathuda shows up
  • 00:42:30 Zathuda:"Perhaps, indeed, my kin can still be the one to pass the Hallowed Cage and awaken it."
  • 00:45:45 Taliesin:“You deserve it, Demand a pony.”
    Ashley:"I really just want a pony."
  • 00:47:24 Clutch Insight check gets the first whisper in a while
  • 00:49:28 Mic Drop Moment Fearne:"It’s Calloway."
  • 00:49:43 Travis:(mouthing)"What does it mean?!"
  • 00:49:50 Zathuda:“Maybe it’s important for you to face your own demons before we can truly break through.”
    He reaches into his cloak and pulls forth this wicked-looking black iron hand mirror, with a handle on each side. He pulls it from the shadow and holds it out towards you (Fearne) You look in the reflection, and you see yourself looking back.
    Ashley:“I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna…”
    All:"Homina, homina, homina

Jersey FactsRalph Kramden would threaten the moon with Alice, but for Norton (Art Carney) the threatened destination was often Bayonne, New Jersey (as referenced in the recent 4-Sided Dive) and Gleason (who played Kramden) was a favored celebrity in the city, due to his mentions of the town in his performances.

  • 00:51:46 Fan Art Moment Fearne’s reflection gives an evil grin and Matt catches the table with a solid jump scare as the image crawls out of the mirror.
  • 00:52:59 Fearne flirts with her doppelgänger and finds out they want to take her place.
  • 00:56:55 Imogen:“No, stay naked. You’ve going to transform anyway.”
    Laudna:“That’s true, but put your boxers on.”
    Chetney:“No, I don’t think I will.”
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  • 00:57:13 Liam:“I thought you said ‘Can I do a hentai with a short rest’.”
    Ashley:"Yes I fuckin’ can! Give me 10 minutes!"
  • 00:59:14 Fan Art Moment Dorian joins the pursuit in underpants and his flying boots.
  • 01:09:42 Laura finds out that Matt has rolled a natural 20 with the Ruidus dice she gave him. “Fuck!”
    Travis:“You did this! You did this!” makes Woman Yelling at a Cat meme face
  • 01:10:47 Marisha’s mumble code
  • 01:11:40 Marisha’s fan reads: "It was A HOT DOG!"
  • 01:13:25 Fearne uses her evolved form at the risk of two more points of exhaustion on top of what she still has from not completing the long rest to follow a squirrel.
  • 01:16:49 Voice Thief temporarily mutes Fearne.
    Travis:“You can’t cast any spells?!”
    Ashley:“Wi wubble compoment”
    Travis:"It’s happening already!"
  • 01:19:27 Matt:"Orym, you’re just watching them go to town on your flaming friend here."
  • 01:20:05 Ashley and Laura have a miscommunication with the phrase "I smell you guys."
  • 01:22:20 Ashley:“It goes boom-boom.”
    Travis:"Woo! Muthafuckin Matt Mercer!"
  • 01:22:53 Robbie:“Did you see the bloodlust in his eyes?! The excitement.”
    Matt:"I’m just confirming."
  • 01:24:32 Travis’ hype dance “Relentless. I fucking love this.”
    Liam:“Snatch and grab. They’re about to throw a sack over her head and throw her in a van.”
    Robbie:"I thought we were gonna take a nap and talk about our feelings."
  • 01:27:14 Earthbind actually helps!
  • 01:29:11 Fearne is knocked out and 2 death saves are failed on a second strike. Ashley makes an appropriate “oh shit” face.
  • 01:31:28 Travis and Robbie bonding over Marisha’s Tea Pee Break
  • 01:32:22 Ashley still affected by the Voice Thief spell somehow, even though Fearne has shrugged off the effect.
  • 01:33:34 HDYWTDT
  • 01:35:34 Robbie:“Does Mister throw his poops?”
    Marisha:“He’s got a gun now.”
    Robbie:“Excuse me?”
    Matt:“Guess what he uses for ammunition for the gun?”
    Robbie:“Poop?”
    Matt:“Yes.”
    Robbie:"Yaaay!"
  • 01:36:15 Robbie:“That shit gun is gonna work so much better now.”
    Ashley:"Yeah, NOW I’m gonna win!"
  • 01:36:57 Fan Art Moment Wild West Mister
  • 01:37:42 Zathuda and his cloaked fey dragon Gloamglut appear nearby.
  • 01:39:04 Zathuda:"You are capable of greatness, Fearne. Why do you insist upon shackling yourself to lowborn sheep? Why do you cling to shreds of morality when your heart screams to be free and take what you wish?..Now I know what’s important to you. Perhaps I need to develop the next lesson…Ludinus’ Vanguard can fall to dust. Sammanar and their court legacy can crumble, for all I care. Let Zathuda blood become the devourer of gods. May you take what’s rightfully yours and cast to ash my disappointment in you. Embrace your essence. Step into your destiny. I’ll be watching."
  • 01:46:00 Dorian gets caught up on lore.

INTERMISSION

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Most of you now catching up to the others with an evening’s rest. The late morning introduces you to a relatively hot midday here in the Hellcatch. The open blue sky with the occasional white-plumed cloud in the distance, still overshadowed by the ever-present glowing beam and red moon. The fortress is still a big abuzz from the events of this morning. Been long bouts of quiet with short skirmishes (with whether it be exterior guardians or testing scouts from the Vanguard’s positioning). The sight of that beast has definitely set everyone on edge. But you are awake and the day is yours.

  • 02:08:55 Grabbed the “Dark Iron” frame for the mirror Zathuda used.
  • 02:11:23 You gather your things for the day and it doesn’t take long for you to notice that the energy is a little lifted. There is presence and purpose to some of the more elite guard within this space and the central war tent where you were first introduced to some of the Exandrian Accord, you can see the security detail around it is a bit thick. It gives the sense that there are some important figures meeting. If you approach around this time, you can hear (and you can see partway in through the central open tent that there are figures having a discussion) the voice of the Voice of the Tempest just beyond the edge of the material itself, as well as a few other hushed voices.
    As you approach the guard, they take note and one of them steps forward:
    (intentionally broken speech)“There is meeting, but how this is important to speak to the council?”
    …and present is Keyleth, Voice of the Tempest. You also see Tofor Brotoras and Qi Mandozi. The Earthbreaker Groon is not present or any other figures. It’s just these three currently having a conversation.
  • 02:15:13 Orym:"Got a little action last night."
  • 02:19:17 Chetney:"There’s also renewed sense of urgency. Seems like their timetables have all moved up. We encountered the Five Minds while we were on the moon. We’ve seen division among their ranks. The brazen attack last night/this morning, there was no fear. He just came for her and then let her live with a test. I don’t think we have as much time as we think we do."
  • 02:23:50 Keyleth hints at rallying Vox Machina allies.
    Laura chimes in with an epic crossover sample of Vex and LotR:"You have my bow."
  • 02:27:26 Liam’s grin when he realizes they’re talking about Caleb. Lots of smiles. Followed by disappointment at Keyleth’s announcement that another must be sent in his stead.
  • 02:28:45 Ashley mouths “Essek?!” behind her Mister plushy.
  • 02:30:18 Dorian:"If you’re relying on the help of the gods and their champions, I can’t say that I trust them anymore. If you’re looking to do something of this magnitude, it’s going to take people, and there are no people I’d rather be with."
  • 02:33:22 Chetney:"With all due respect, fuck you guys. It’s incredible to me that you would send, to use your words, a group of fuck-ups and send us to the moon. No backup. We see things that none of you have ever seen, encountered the Five Minds, seen Predathos’ blue glass, species that have never been seen on Exandria. Then we’re going to go after Ludinus to some city named Aeor by ourselves, and it’s ‘Stop him, good luck, but don’t risk too much’? I’ll say this much. Whoever you’re talking to, whoever the decision makers are, that should come through us. We’ve paid in blood and bone and metal and we have more answers than it seems you do down here. You should check in with all of us. We’re the keepers of knowledge, not you. It’s not the other way around."
  • 02:34:50 Lore Drop The terrifying release of Kaa’fourd…
  • 02:37:37 “Butt Snow"
  • 02:45:00 Seth Domade sounds a lot like Essek and Laura says it’s a disguise, hyped for the return of her hot boi.
  • 02:50:16 Fan Art Moment Laudna modeling the Predathos Prison scale model for Seth
  • 02:57:30 Ashton:“Well, I’ve got a giant hole.”
    Dorian:“You’ve got a hole?”
    Taliesin:“I’m going to open up the magic hole.”
    Robbie:'Say again?”
    Taliesin:"You heard me. I’ve got a magic hole."
  • 02:59:42 Travis:"The Bag of Holding still soups."
  • 03:01:33 Keyleth:“You look exhausted.” to Fearne with 4 stacks of exhaustion.
    Robbie:“Those aren’t breadcrumbs, those are loaves.”
    Travis:“Toe (tore) up! Wash your hair!”
    Keyleth removes 2 pts of exhaustion from Fearne.
  • 03:04:52 Fan Art Moment Fearne casually mentioning to the council that she can call upon the champion of Asmodeus. You see Tofor and Master Qi’s heads (slowly) turn over. You see Domade look over as well…(Keyleth) takes your (Fearne) hand a bit and pats it. She looks at the symbol (of Asmodeus) on your finger.
    Keyleth:“I’ll let you know.”
    Travis cackles and then tries to play it cool, "Whatever. Basic."
  • 03:07:15 Orym:“My family will help your family, and hopefully we’ll see the sunrise again.”
    Keyleth:“Yeah, and it seems we suddenly have an easier time communicating than we once did, so don’t be afraid to reach out when you can.”
    Orym:“Will do. Anyway, I know you have a tree to catch, so I’ll leaf you to it.”
    Keyleth:“Savior Blade.”
    Orym:“Tempest.”
    Orym bounces away like a Gummi Bear
  • 03:08:58 Dorian makes a mithtake (ha!)
    Mythtaker Qi Mendozi gives a wink and a gun saying,"Forgiven…Anyway. Stay alive!"
  • 03:11:40 Teleport to Zadash.
  • 03:20:25 The group stealth check brings out nervous squeaks from Laura that progressively increase in pitch.
    Ashley rolls a 1 so Fearne fires a fart for flavor at the guard.
    Travis:"Smells like deer shit."
  • 03:23:38 Taliesin’s glasses taste delicious.
  • 03:25:56 Seth’s Plan:"When I say, ‘Do not panic’, I need you to grab this individual, and try and hold them and keep them restrained. Should we succeed, there will not be a fight, and I have a backup plan just in case."
  • 03:27:01 The Chastity’s Nook!
  • 03:29:00 Dorian:"That one has two…"
  • 03:29:28 Iva:"We do have some classic standbys…Enchanting Tryst…Shallow Breaths…Emerald Kiss…Spirited Succulents…The Dance of the Burning Call…Guard of my Heart…The Gale and the Raven and Tusk Love.
  • 03:32:20 Music change
  • 03:32:58 Seth:"Please do not panic."
  • 03:34:06 Ashton with the Hammer Pin Maneuver!
  • 03:35:47 Laudna makes a clutch counterspell.
  • 03:36:43 Dorian’s 7th level Force Cage cast gets O-faces from everyone…before it fails.
  • 03:37:58 Matt summarizes the rapid surprise round as Wizard Wing Chun.
  • 03:41:30 The Anti-Magic field fills the chamber revealing the true appearances of the other two in the chamber.
    “Bell’s Hells, I am Essek Thelyss. Ally to the Exandrian Concord and enemy to Ludinus Da’leth.”
    Laura:“And genuine Hot Boiii!”
    Essek:“This is Astrid Becke, Archmage of Civil Influence of the Dwendalian Empire. Successor to Trent Ikithon, and member of the Cerberus Assembly.”
    Mic Drop Moment Astrid:“I am no successor to him. I am his usurper.”
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Battlemap!

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Fwoosh!

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No big deal…and then…

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Liam knows Matt is talking about Caleb.

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That Mollymauk Camp shirt is gonna be sold out forever.

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Sneaky Sugar Glider

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Wild West Mister

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Travis Yells at Cat

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Level 7 Force Cage!

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Fan Art Gallery: Vigilance

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♪Episode Song References♪

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Highlights

  • 00:01:53 "Impendent woman"
  • 00:06:00 Juicy Couture callback to Chetney’s sweatpants
  • 00:18:53 Opal gets the Spider Queen info download on Ruidus and The Sleeper within (Predathos)
  • 00:19:48 Aimee begins to sound feral getting into character.
  • 00:21:26 Opal attempts to use perfume to calm the Spider Queen
  • 00:22:54 Matt’s happy Bless dance
    Dariax:"Come at me Queen!"
  • 00:23:45 Anjali:"Boof."
  • 00:25:49 Matt:“Channelling our friend, Luis.”
    Aabria:“Zerxus! Arkwards (awkward)!”
    Matt:“It saved Avalir.”
    Aabria:"Oof. Too soon. Too fucking soon."
  • 00:26:45 Just trying to get "dick-adjacent"
  • 00:28:33 Aimee:"Remember the handies!"
  • 00:33:33 Aabria:(cursing Bless under her breath)"Motherfucker."
  • 00:35:25 Erica:"Thanks so much. Honor to be nominated, happy to be here."
  • 00:36:26 Erica:"Yeah it actually says, ‘Fuck Aabria’."
  • 00:41:41 I have made you. I have given you martial prowess, I’ve offered you magic to serve my aims. Perhaps it is my fault for not telling you the stakes. There is a being, a beast, a monster that followed my siblings. This thing followed them, chased them, and threatens to return. I have no love for the Spider Queen or her working, but she fights now to defend her life. And i serve life and death. That means so do you. Morrighan Ferus, why are you fighting, and what are you fighting for?..
    You are no abomination, Opal, when she agreed to wear the vestige, she knew or didn’t consider what that would entail. I have not asked that of you yet. It is a conversation. What she agreed to, she agreed to. So you have a choice to make. I can tell you. Should I tell you?
    Run! This is not where you die! I did not make you mine to fall here.
  • 00:49:45 Aabria:“Do I want to be mean?”
    Robbie:“Sure.”
    Matt:"Yeah. Always go mean."
  • 00:51:26 Cyrus is struck. Matt and Robbie look down and then at each other with instant regret for tempting fate.
  • 00:52:10 Dariax:"Wait, uppies, uppies!"
  • 00:56:12 Fy’ra Rai asks the Wildmother’s blessing to assist the Spider Queen. The response, though unspoken, is an invitation for Fy’ra Rai to pledge herself to the Wildmother as the official champion before joining Opal on her path.
  • 01:03:44 Fy’ra with arms wide
  • 01:08:13 Fy’ra Rai pledges herself to the Wildmother after being counterspelled and finding Dariax in a panic.
  • 01:08:30 "It’s all I have."
  • 01:12:33 Matt explains to Anjali that they’re still in the first round of combat and he hasn’t gone yet.
  • 01:13:16 Opal’s cast of Suggestion succeeds on the Double D’s "Just walk away. Go see Orym."
  • 01:13:42 Aabria:“Naur.”
    Erica:"Aur naur."
  • 01:15:25 Aabria’s slow grin at the suggestion to find Orym.
  • 01:23:56 Aabria:"Yeah, she didn’t give you syphilis.“
  • 01:27:03 Aabria:'How do I get the back of her knee vagina?”
    Matt:"If it worked for Scott Pilgrim, it can work for you."
  • 01:29:34 Dariax finally gets his turn. Casts Mass Cure Wounds and leaves.
  • 01:32:35 Matt:"I’m a messy baby."
  • 01:38:48 A spider crushes nearby gems and Opal loses the memory of her name before it was Opal.
  • 01:41:40 Giant spider with mammalian teeth.
  • 01:43:36 2nd failed death save (rolled at disadvantage due to the poisoned condition as per DM flavor)
  • 01:45:26 Opal:“You’ve taken everything from me, I have nothing else to lose.”
    SQ:“That’s definitely not true.” a spider minion immediately kills Cyrus Wyvernwing.
  • 01:45:53 If you watch closely, you can see Robbie’s eyes flash right under the brim of his hat in a cool-looking way. The beginning of Dorian Storm’s revenge arc.
  • 01:47:07 Mic Drop Moment SQ:“Well, at least they know it wasn’t your fault because you decided to run your fucking mouth.”
    Matt:(exhales)
    Even through it all, you cannot help but hear the shake in her voice.
  • 01:49:54 Matt does the Hastag Blessed Jutsu
  • 01:51:27 Fan Art Moment Morrighan’s brutal revenge kill on the spider that killed Cyrus.
  • 01:52:33 "…and I look over to the dick gems…"

Drama & Dickgems replaces Dungeons & Dragons for a bit.

  • 01:53:24 “…like a tiara, cheaply made, where the gemstones fall out.” (callback to the Byroden Beauty Pageant crown)
  • 01:54:10 Morrighan:“I want you to know that no matter what you do here, you can always come back. No matter what. I know you don’t mean it and I know you’ll never ever be her abomination.”
    Opal:“Sorry.”
    Morrighan:"You don’t need to be, this is bigger than all of us."
  • 01:55:12 Erica:“There’s so much blood and it’s all over the dick gems.”
    Aabria:"Please take inspiration."
  • 01:57:03 *As you turn your back on Opal, taking with you the dick gems and the sense that there is some part of her the Spider Queen will never take away from her. You are joined at your side by the spirit of Cyrus, as your time with the Matron of Ravens is just beginning. One of the duties of her chosen is to escort people ‘Home’…
  • 01:58:23 Aabria:“Stress piss brought to you by WizKids.” (pun!)
  • 02:04:57 Dorian casts Geas at 7th level compelling the giant spider to hunt and kill the Spider Queen for a year.
  • 02:09:52 ASMR session
  • 02:11:37 Mic Drop Moment Anjali:"I just gave myself to the goddess to save Opal. I’m either gonna tear that shit off her head or I’m going to be fighting beside her for the gods."
  • 02:18:03 Fy’ra Rai joins the call.
    Aimee:"Now entering: Fy’ra Rai (great impression!)
  • 02:19:13 Fy’ra:"No, I have a sister to walk beside."
  • 02:23:49 SQ:"You are aware of the danger. Do you know what she’s up against? What your goddess is up against. Ludinus doesn’t know. He is a petulant child."
  • 02:25:25 You are locked in a moment with the Spider Queen, a long one. In the time that you have known them, you knew that she’d circled your friends, finding her way in through the vestige you all found. Though you were not there when it was found, you were part. Who to tempt? Who to bring over? The Spider Queen is many things, but not a fool, and she knew better than to bark up your particular tree too hard. But she is Rattled. You know that all of this, the death and destruction and compulsion is from someone with no other recourse. Who calls themself a god and what happens when that pride is shaken; When mortality is back on the table? You are looking a woman in the eye and she needs all the friends she can get.
  • 02:32:03 Opal:"If we see another side to this, I’m going to call you a cunt with my whole chest."
  • 02:33:33 Dariax finishes climbing down. Seeing Dorian and Morrighan leaving Cyrus’ body behind, he obeys Opal’s warning and leaves in direction of Dorian.
  • 02:42:42 Dorian:"I want revenge, Dariax, badly. Do you think you can take revenge against the universe? Do you think you can fight back against gods and monsters?
  • 02:46:46 Dorian gives Dariax his lute and Cyrus’ favorite cup and sets him up in a good spot to make a living as a busker. Then he turns away, drops his smile, casts invisibility and leaves to find the Tempest.
  • 02:48:19 Aimee:“He left us. He left us!” Jurassic Park reference
  • 02:49:15 “Titties out in blue and chiffon” Dorian seeks the Tempest in Zephrah. Erica does a titty dance.

INTERMISSION

Ultragramps,
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It is here, Dorian Storm, after emerging from the tree, the Voice of the Tempest that you’ve briefly encountered in your previous travels with Orym before you and Fearne and him made your way to the continent of Marquet, to adventures that have thrown all manner of chaos, challenge, and sorrow into everyone’s lives since. Still holding close to that pain, you watch as Keyleth approaches, acknowledging you, present though magically cloaked, and says,
"Dorian, it is good to see you. What brings you to Zephrah?"

  • 03:09:13 Dorian begs Keyleth to retrieve the body of Cyrus.
  • 03:17:05 Dorian receives a sending message from Orym.
  • 03:20:43 Keyleth:“It all comes to the Hellcatch, where the god eater that sits in the core of that moon seeks to be released and devour the pantheon.” Keyleth briefs Dorian on the situation with Ruidus.
  • 03:24:48 Dorian:"Well, I would say ‘To the Ends of the Earth’, but it seems as if we’re already there."
  • 03:29:42 Reunited and it feels so good. Laura enters with a titty dance inspired by Erica. Lots of hugs happen.
  • 03:36:59 Dorian doesn’t know how to talk to Evoroa and reverts to pet talk.
  • 03:37:27 Fan Art Moment Evoroa’s cytaa skittering out, grabbing food from Dorian, screeching, and returning to the robes.
  • 03:43:22 Dorian:“It’s a long story. My brother died. My two best friends became the champions of the Matron of Ravens and the Spider Queen.”
    Imogen:“How long ago was that, Dorian?”
    Dorian:"Yesterday."
  • 03:47:33 Dorian:"It almost feels like years of lore."
  • 03:48:13 The classic Exandrian stage play of Pac Man
  • 03:48:32 Dorian:“What is your plan in all of this?”
    noises
    Dorian:"That is not a good sound."
  • 03:50:45 Imogen:“Are you back, Dorian?” (John Wick reference?)
  • 03:56:06 You begin to recall a handful of stories that Dariax had mentioned in passing of a particular woman that taught him that you can be both attracted and deeply afraid of a person.
  • 03:59:30 Liam becomes the Aliens Meme Guy.
  • 04:00:00 Ashton’s booze run.
  • 04:02:47 Cheers.
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