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copperreddc

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Was sure I filled this out before.

46, fan of naps.
Working through my kinks, in front of an audience.

You get written tales of exploits, some occasionally amusing back and forth on other stuff I have thoughts on, and the occasional picture.

Trying to balance doing it all for real with a real picture attached. Quality highly variable.

My non kink account is copperred@mastodon.sdf.org, working on not crossing the streams.

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taber, to random
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finally. the yard sign for binational (Illinois/Wisconsin) households

copperreddc,
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@taber Illinoiz importing the tops.

taber, to random
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they broke their trophy and you can hear it on their mic ahhhh this sweet ANGEL

video/mp4

copperreddc,
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@taber loving this new arc where you become a dad to Swiss enbys.

taber, to random
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Twink rights! 🇨🇭

copperreddc,
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@taber No.

Switzerland sending a twink over and over again and finally winning will empower them. Dangerously.

copperreddc,
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@taber I suppose one exception is permissible.

taber, to random
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The 🇬🇧 entry does one of the things I hate the most in creating a staging that prioritizes the cameras to an extent that people in the arena can’t see anything happening, which feels tacky when part of the challenge is supposed to be to create a performance that works across the whole stage

copperreddc,
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@taber I also got more tetanus vibes than fun and dirty.

copperreddc,
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@taber I don't even know why you'd create something only visible to the home audience when you need that crowd energy to feed back into the home viewing.

taber, to random
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I have deeply considered this and the Lithuanian entry is plainly the most successful twink of the year, its disciplined, precision application of twink powers lands much more powerfully than the unconstrained, sloppy twink id on display elsewhere 🇱🇹

copperreddc,
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@taber This competition needs fewer twinks and more Zorra.

taber, to random
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when is Balenciaga going to do a fashion forward carpal tunnel wrist brace

copperreddc,
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@taber When they start losing plasticity in their wrists. Or their assistants do.

taber, to random
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getting a skateboard would fix me

copperreddc,
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@taber The vibe

Image from Microsoft SwiftKey Keyboard

taber, to random
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me in a hotel: huh. A/C unit is making a sound like there’s a family of chipmunks is being run through some kind of torture wheel. passes out seconds later

me in my own bedroom at home: the flow rate of this fan is slightly below my expected parameters lies in bed for three hours

copperreddc,
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@taber Gotta get those CFM*s bro.

*Chipmunks for motion.

taber, to random
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someday we’ll abandon this pretense we all live with and just designate expressway lanes as “Posted Speed Limit,” “5 Over,” and “10 Over” and there will be harmony throughout the land

copperreddc,
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@taber Is this the PR campaign slogan for the Montanabahn? https://flatheadbeacon.com/2015/04/23/the-legendary-montanabahn/

taber, to random
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something I love: regional beverages, ex. Bristol-Johnson City-Kingsport TN-VA’s “Dr. Enuf”

copperreddc,
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@taber Ur (Dr) Enuf.

James, to random
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Patrick and I went to a cheese making class in Paris this morning. Here's the result! The cheese didn't exactly come together properly in the end, but it was still tasty and we also made some butter. 🤤

copperreddc,
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@James making butter is so much fun!

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Got to Dulles a full 4 hours early so we wouldn't be waiting in lines and could instead just chill out at the Turkish Airlines lounge.
Eating some tasty food, drinking a Cosmo, and watching the planes through the giant windows. ❤️

copperreddc,
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@James it's one of the best star alliance lounges. Perhaps the best. Can be crowded though.

TheTurboDiesel, to random
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I'm so, so tired of seeing posts from tenderqueers about going to bars.

Go. Kiss strangers. Drink alone.

Jesus fuck

copperreddc,
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@TheTurboDiesel @taber Is that why they're hitting on me long after I've gone to sleep to act out fantasies so dark no one here could ever?

copperreddc,
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@TheTurboDiesel
I talked to a fellow of my age ish and he noted the duality of younger friends who have a thirst unequaled by an F5, but are doing puritan cosplay like Cotton Mather is back from the dead.
@taber

taber, to random
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hope you guys have some gay sex today

copperreddc,
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@taber Guess I should make an effort.

taber, to random
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new solution to housing prices just dropped I guess

copperreddc, (edited )
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@taber Slowly becoming convinced expanding poly options are one of several reactions to housing costs while also being a thing on its own.

taber, to random
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unit testing that the function that determines what time it is works correctly by asserting that the time is before now

copperreddc,
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@taber @dkub Time is dark magic and stop trying to reinvent it I scream as I chop off the heads of the French revolutionaries and their goddamn dumb calendar mishegas. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Republican_calendar?wprov=sfla1

taber, to random
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finally, a public servants discount rate I can respect—

copperreddc,
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@taber Bluegrass Jammers. Like one guy or?

taber, to random
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Apple TV is ridiculous I am trying to look at this high concept space drama and the lady is in outer space supposed to be actressing but she’s too busy using a goddamn Apple Pencil (2nd Generation) on an Apple iPad Pro 11.7 inch (M2) in outer shitting space

copperreddc,
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@taber The fruit cult is gonna get you.

taber, to random
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Lemon it’s what fucking day is it

copperreddc,
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@taber Free yourself from the oppression of the calendar and grow your power.

taber, to random
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obsessed with grabbing far too fucking hot foodstuffs with my bare goddamn hands

copperreddc,
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@taber That's just basic bare behavior.

taber, to random
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people don't have Things about being sexy birds because it is simply not possible to write credible erotic fiction where the center of the action is something called a "cloaca"

copperreddc,
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@taber @aphyr Normally I'd give this one to @taber but am certain NIFTY had something like that.

Why are birbs not part of the furryverse? In this essay I will...

taber, to random
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something Thai food gets right: we should have more cold meat salads

copperreddc,
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@taber Also MEATZZZ being the star but not without a counterpoint.

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