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taber

@taber@woof.group

Born on a farm, live in the city. Queerballs (he/him). Serial smartass. Python, Eurovision, pop, gay terror, transit. Not a town in Alberta.

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now begins the part where in the battle over who's going to host we will be reminded that "Switzerland" is not so much a "state" as it is "a loose assemblage of warring city councils"

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@copperred yes my obvious preference but I also must hope Genève gets it because only they will be cunty enough to exercise the right to do the whole broadcast in French

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they broke their trophy and you can hear it on their mic ahhhh this sweet ANGEL

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@copperreddc only if they win the Eurovision Song Contest

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Twink rights! 🇨🇭

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@copperreddc look this one is quite genuinely powerful unlike some of the things they have forced into this competition I don't hate it

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no shade but can Loreen even perform while standing anymore

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ABBA WITH CONCHITA WURST

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This Austrian entry could be a banger if she realized how hard she should be doing pastiche and leaned into it all the way instead of trying to land in a timeless non-linear space disco 🇦🇹

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Nemo has come to Eurovision to advocate for more research into novel aerosolizable medications approved for acute twink mania 🇨🇭

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I am convinced that iolanda is one of the most dangerous women on the face of the Earth today 🇵🇹

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The composition is a lovely, haunted thing, so I largely blame its lack of chances on RTS for not hiring some of Belgrade’s blockbuster visual artists to make a spectacle out of it 🇷🇸

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The 🇬🇧 entry does one of the things I hate the most in creating a staging that prioritizes the cameras to an extent that people in the arena can’t see anything happening, which feels tacky when part of the challenge is supposed to be to create a performance that works across the whole stage

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@copperreddc fully it tried just a little too hard to nail a space that you should imply rather than try to recreate with tile

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Dons is the nicest man in the world and a beautiful vocalist and I wish him the best in everything he does even though we won’t be ✈️ Riga 2025 🇱🇻

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btw I was tickled by the Irish entry but this stunt of claiming the Israeli TV commentators poking a little fun at them on the semifinal broadcast should disqualify Eden Golan is a disgusting act of bad faith and I’m muting this

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@copperred or even the RTE broadcast! As if Marty Whelan doesn’t run his mouth for hours!!!!

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@copperred oh they have Graham Norton and before that Terry Wogan, all salt and vinegar, the national broadcaster putting a flavor on it is an integral part of the show!

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Estonia needs to get back on this train of never boring us, they had such a good record before they did those few years of trying to win with milquetoast 🇪🇪

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can not stress enough how hard the 56 year old María Bes is killing it she is THE ONLY WOMAN 🇪🇸

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I have deeply considered this and the Lithuanian entry is plainly the most successful twink of the year, its disciplined, precision application of twink powers lands much more powerfully than the unconstrained, sloppy twink id on display elsewhere 🇱🇹

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btw if you’re wondering “why is the German entry flopping with all those gas jets and that pretty great voice,” the answer is HE’S STRAIGHT. WIFE AND TWO KIDS. Disgusting!!!!🇩🇪

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ALL THE DIVAS WERE BORN AS A HUMAN BEING

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[SPEAKING IN A NON-ENGLISH LANGUAGE]

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@john my absolute most hated caption

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fyi there's never going to be a situation where screeching something to the effect of "the fix is in for the Jews, who control [x] through a shadowy influence network" is going to be, like, Normal Behavior

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