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craiggrannell, to random
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Me: Dang. One of my handhelds won’t boot.

Console: Are you holding the right button?

Me: I held the button down for a full 30 seconds but it won’t force reboot.

Console: Yes, but are you holding the right button?

Me: I’ve just been on Reddit. Tried some things. Can’t figure out what’s going on.

Console: Again, are you holding the right but—

Me: Oh. I was holding down the wrong button.

Console: …

Me: …

Console: …

Me: I’m not going to be braining well today, am I?

craiggrannell, to random
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Guess who’s discovering how long it takes to update a 100+ item round-up that was mothballed over a year ago?

🙋

craiggrannell, to random
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craiggrannell, to random
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Always fun when I leave my Mac alone for an hour and come back to it, only to be told I don’t have permission to write to the document I’ve been working on all afternoon. (Fortunately, I could just duplicate it and didn’t lose anything. Still…)

craiggrannell, to random
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Just heard that @CameronDavis has sadly passed away. He was a long-time games journo, who was instrumental on resurrecting Zzap!64 in 2002, for which ex-editor Gordon Houghton came back on board, and I did the art/design. Over the years, he also drew a ton of very sweet and often funny cartoons.

As ever, far too young to go. RIP, Gazunta! You will be missed.

craiggrannell, to random
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Writing a column. Wrote a satirical joke. Got a feeling. Did some research. Found the stupid thing I wrote about exists.

Dear world: please stop doing this. Thank you.

craiggrannell, to retrogaming
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Not even close. In that game alone, there were harder puzzles. But elsewhere in Infocom’s catalogue – and more widely in text adventures – there were tougher tests.

Where the Babel Fish puzzle got things right was through being clever, funny and absurd, and in also deviating radically from expectations. It’s as far as possible from other media, where the fish is simply put into Arthur’s ear. And so that makes it memorable.

From: @sqhistorian
https://dosgame.club/@sqhistorian/112464455745407129

imalcolm,
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Can’t even be arsed to watch the video - the Babel Fish puzzle is not “moon logic” at all, for my money.

Unlike a lot of old school IF puzzles, you can step through it logically, one sub-issue at a time, and reach the solution.

What was genius IMHO was that the first time you did that, once you had every possible avenue covered/taken care of, the dispenser ran out of fish. 😂

craiggrannell, to DoctorWho
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OK, so THAT was more like it with Boom. A plot that held together. Tension. Heart. No stupid fart gags. Good job, Moffat.

craiggrannell, to random
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“Thousands in Devon no longer have to boil drinking water, says supplier”

That’s quite the headline, in the UK. It’s amazing how our water quality has gone from being really very good to absolute shite (or, in the case of open water, literal shite) since leaving the EU.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/may/18/thousands-in-brixham-devon-no-longer-have-to-boil-drinking-water-cryptosporidium

Richr,
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@craiggrannell You're so right, but I think the timescale is coincidental - since privatisation is probably better starting point.

And the absolute hypocritical bullshit of Southern Water telling us in their latest adverts to save water while all the time they are polluting our beaches and chucking rain water straight into the sea and rivers.

craiggrannell, to random
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Weeknote: 18 May 2024 – AI(EEEEE) edition

🤖 Google AI will help you but could kill the open web
🍎 What I want to see at WWDC24
👾 RetroArch for iPhone and reporting on emulation
🖼️ Samsung’s tablet ad isn’t great either
🌐 Best iPhone browsers
🧱 Upcoming Lego sets

https://reverttosaved.com/2024/05/18/weeknote-18-may-2024-aieeeee-edition/

craiggrannell, to random
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Cheery column time! Why Google AI will help you – but kill the web as we know it • https://www.stuff.tv/features/why-google-ai-will-help-you-but-kill-the-web-as-we-know-it/

craiggrannell, to random
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I see Apple Insider since ran a story on this. They should have got eBay’s PR team in the mix. And then also asked why eBay is allowing such auctions and dismissing anyone who flags them with AI replies. (I didn’t have that with this one, but I did with a recent expensive comics auction that broke eBay’s own terms in multiple ways and where the seller didn’t have the goods. I just hope that one didn’t sell too.)

From: @cabel
https://social.panic.com/@cabel/112452865865688143

craiggrannell, to random
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Oof. It’s all going to come tumbling down. The sad thing is that while Internet Archive without doubt overreached multiple times and breached IP law countless times, it’s also doing great work in keeping media alive that would otherwise be gone, not least web pages via Wayback.

From: @torrentfreak
https://defcon.social/@torrentfreak/112452832740609952

craiggrannell, to random
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Some will doubtless see gimmickry here. But this subtle effect surely has potential benefits, in providing another visual cue regarding a tool that doesn’t exist in reality, including its orientation. Previously, just the mark was previewed. Now, the shape of the tool can be seen. It’d be interesting to hear from digital artists whether they find this useful.

From: @snazzyq
https://www.threads.net/@snazzyq/post/C7CpmYevMwf

craiggrannell, to random
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If anyone needed another reason to dislike
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