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dan, to random
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Do you think they could push the keynote to 11 tomorrow, I’ve got kind of a busy morning.

dan, to random
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Wearing polarized sunglasses is fun because it makes the sky a nice dark, even blue like you're in a music video from 2003.

dan, to random
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Apple

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Vision

cory,
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@dan that’s still a thing?

dan, to random
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Pro

dan, to random
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Yeah, I recorded a video of my tv like a boomer watching cable news, so what!

ry,
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@dan If I had a dime for every time I had a commercial credit, I might not have quit the business! 🥁

joesteel,
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@dan It’s weird to know so many people that have names on your TV. You did it, you magnificent jerks.

dan, to random
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ry,
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@dan congrats on the super bowl spot

dan,
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dan, to random
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I don’t know why this went through my head but it did so here

dan, to random
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Work hard, play hard, nap hard apparently
https://mastodon.social/@youwantanap/112565888222760224

dan, to random
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MAYBE the new secret Bartender owner is Apple and they're going to roll it into macOS West Covina next week so they're keeping quiet until then

ry,
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@dan West Covina 🤣🕺

dan,
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dan, to random
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Sometimes I like to put on an old Killswitch Engage album and think about all the people I don't talk to anymore.

dan, to random
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Well, we fought it as long as we could, but they finally got us.

ɢᴏᴛ ɪᴛ

dan,
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@joesteel Shit, I’m totally Moe Greene aren’t I.

The Godfather Sigh GIF

joesteel,
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@dan be careful on your next spa day

dan, to random
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dan, to random
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Is prosciutto over?

dan, to random
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Ron Shelton wrote a book about the making of Bull Durham and none of you told me? Shame on all of you.

https://books.apple.com/us/book/the-church-of-baseball/id1589086896

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