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anderseknert, to DuckDuckGo
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has been down all morning. First time I've seen that, from what I remember. Hugs to whoever is working on getting search back right now.

danjac,
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@anderseknert noticed it too. Switched to Startpage in the meantime.

danjac, to random
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Controversial idea: ban the word "MVP" from Product Manager discourse.

While we are at it, any PM who uses the word "scrappy" should be banished to the salt mines.

danjac,
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MVP (original sense): the simplest thing that could possibly work

MVP (reality): something that takes just as long as a full feature, with all the usual scope creep, but we'll skimp on testing, proper design and code quality to shovel it out the door.

danjac,
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"Scrappy": an MVP, but I'll change my mind every other day like I'm some auteur movie director rather than someone who can't be bothered doing research

danjac, to random
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The problem is that technology (in all spheres) cannot advance quickly enough that modern management, economics and politics will catch up with and destroy all those advances.

https://idlewords.com/2024/5/the_lunacy_of_artemis.htm

danjac,
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Consider why Boeing, with its incredible technical heritage, can't make safe planes any more, or even a small tech startup gets bogged down in Scrum meetings and OKRs.

knittingknots2, to random
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danjac,
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@knittingknots2 I thought DC was at war with Marvel

danjac, to random
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TIL the last U-Boat sinking of WW2 was in April 1945: in the Firth of Forth in Scotland when a Norwegian freighter was sunk.

Some of the U-Boats were out of communication with German high command and didn't know their country had surrendered.

danjac,
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@lizzard I grew up on the coast there. I think Firth is an old Scottish word related to the Scandinavian fjord.

danjac, to random
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Apparently the guy who tried to assassinate Fico had Russian paramilitary connections.

Hard to see a Russian motive for it though, Fico was pretty much their ideal candidate.

danjac,
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@hengymrohebwlad sure, but Fico was another Orban in the making, a godsend to Putin. Stirring the pot has no guarantee they will get a good replacement.

Predictably, they are blaming Ukraine, but that's their instinctive flex for everything these days.

danjac, to django
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I keep writing "quertyset" instead of "queryset" when writing , like I'm just hitting the first 5 keys of my laptop each time

danjac,
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@carlton 😆

danjac, to random
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Sunak doing one of his "angry" speeches reminds me of the scene in the Inbetweeners when Will "Briefcase Wanker" gets all his classmates banned from the pub

danjac,
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@EA7KRC Christopher Hitchens once wrote about getting spanked by Margaret Thatcher. Not sure if he was entirely joking but he also wasn't clear whether he enjoyed it or not.

ifixcoinops, to random
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Got a CRT telly with a HDMI input a couple years ago as a Goodwill impulse buy for 99 cents. Works and everything, tested it in the shop.

It's sat under a pinball for two years while I find room to set it up, I never once tried plugging anything into it

Anyway I've found somewhere for it to live and started making plans for a stand and figured I'd test it and found out it's a piece of shit lol

danjac,
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@ifixcoinops because the guy who suggested "let's make decent products for a change" at the meeting got tossed out of the window

danjac, to random
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The US government should legalize cocaine in Hollywood to get some creativity back in the place.

danjac,
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Micro-dosing LSD or taking ayahuasca trips don't cut it. You end up with ideas like everything should be an NFT

danjac, to random
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You get the impression from today's Tories (Sunak, Truss et al) that they don't really like Britain or its people very much. They regard the British people as lazy, "woke", workshy and ungrateful.

Hence all their talk about doing away with doctors' sick notes, discouraging work-from-home, "Singapore on the Thames" etc. They would much rather be governing an imaginary authoritarian country somewhere in Asia with zero workers rights.

danjac,
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@fishidwardrobe Thatcher most definitely. But she was able to paint the unions as the "enemy within" that held the British people back. The current lot view the problem as the British people themselves (aided of course by the nebulous "deep state").

danjac,
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@kim_harding "Hard Brexit", or as the North Koreans call it, "Juche".

danjac,
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@selzero if you vote Tory you're either a moron or a millionaire (check your bank account if you're not sure which category you belong to).

But....even the most self-interested narcissistic NIMBY home-owner would not like to live under a Trussite Neo-Singaporean regime.

danjac,
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@fishidwardrobe arguably the Deep State conspiracy goes back to the British comedy show "Yes Minister", which was a favourite of Thatcher's.

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