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dgerard

@dgerard@awful.systems

the guy who got Elon and Grimes to hook up, destroying Twitter and then Reddit

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from bsky

unfortunately had to slap my youngest child, hyperion dipshit, in the target parking lot today after he failed to show proper respect to a cybertruck. before you call that abuse, just ask my other children, aryan chlamydia and maximus trifecta what they think

confiscating Adeptus Mechanus’s iPad to teach him a lesson about makers and takers

cursed subskeet is what we plan to name our fourth child

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