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dumblederp,
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At first glance that reminds me of redhead matches.

dumblederp,
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“The helmet interferes with my psychic abilities” “So will a bullet” - Dredd

dumblederp,
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Its one of my favourite movies. Such a good sci-fi snapshot story.

dumblederp,
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Past 10km, the suburbs are woefully car dependent. Busses and shared bike lanes as an after thought are terrible.

dumblederp,
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I love that MUGATU jumper with his name in bold across it.

dumblederp, (edited )
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I worked at Meyers place bar below waiters club for about four years.

dumblederp,
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The guy who doesn’t wash his belt.

dumblederp,
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TBH I preferred the BO to a fresh lynx shower.

dumblederp,
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Haven’t we got naked ape power hour from 2-4?

dumblederp,
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“Don’t commit two crimes at once”. On the evening walk yesterday I spot a parked car with people throwing litter out the window onto the nature strip. I take a photo but don’t confront them. I later check the rego on vicroads, the rego doesn’t match the make/model. Fuck litterers. I submit a crimestoppers report of suspicious activity with the photo. On the morning walk a tow truck and cop car are taking the car away. If they didn’t litter, I wouldn’t have checked the rego or bothered to submit it to crimestoppers.

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Be sober, don’t speed, have drug car in roadworthy condition.

dumblederp,
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Hanging around, downtown by myself
And I had so much time to sit and think about myself
And then there she was, like double cherry pie
Yeah, there she was, like disco super-fly

I just ate hot chips and gravy.

Marcy Playground - Sex and Candy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9x0QmGuLkk

dumblederp,
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My tip is to roll newspaper lengthways then tie a knot in it as a fire lighter.

dumblederp,
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Having read the books, Cruise was a terrible choice for Jack Reacher. I think he’s a twat of a man and a passionate actor suited to action, but he’s no Jack Reacher.

dumblederp,
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Does it say what alcohol they use? I don’t like Aldi-Baileys because its based offa white goon.

dumblederp,
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Everything should have a “mute” and “lights on/off” button.

dumblederp,
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6’5" in the books, and thick, and can’t run for shit. In one book he gets shot with a small calibre gun and he’s described as having too big pecs for the bullet to really hurt him.

dumblederp,
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wongm certainly promotes wongm, u/wongm on reddit posts a lot of wongm.

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Snap traps under milk crates or under furniture they can’t reach, ie my buffet is on little legs.

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