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glitterfizz

@glitterfizz@woof.group

‼️Minors DNI: Lewd/Kinky Alt™‼️
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ambiguously animalien, undeniably bacchanalian
mariposona en mi corona de testosterona
Plural Circus 🎪 Pseudohuman Zoo
Therian Clan 🫗 Liquid Critter

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💝: tfw you can hear the lip nibble in the voice note... 💓

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I can take care of it tomorrow. to take care of it tomorrow, I have to take care of me today. taking care of me today is taking care of it tomorrow.

I'll take care of it tomorrow.
I'll start today.

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leaving notes in my sleepy purr to a privileged few...

can I play to your voice kink to get you to join Signal? :p
🪤

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💝: drawing my handkerchief across my cheek and dropping it in front of potential suitors in hopes of finding an adequate date in time for the upcoming gala or whatever

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for the lewd language lovers: some obsolete thieves' argot...

mort wap-apace, noun (plural: morts wap-apace)

  1. an experienced prostitute
  2. a sexually active woman

... should we bring it back??

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/mort_wap-apace#English

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a long time ago I made the personal decision not to participate in the crises of sexuality folks who are attracted to me will sometimes have

"am I gay???"
"am I not a lesbian???"
my honest answer: "I don't care what labels you rock with, and I'd be a hypocrite to demand you identify a certain way for my sake. so we fuckin', or what?"

ime, this bewilders them way more than if I were to answer one way or the other
then again, basing one's attraction on gender bewilders tf outta me, so...

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as I was leaving one of my sad ranting voice notes to a friend, I got a notification: this cute guy I'd not heard from for a long time said hi!

for a sweet moment, I forgot what I was upset about.

Silly Boys Save Lives

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folks: New York City! The Big Apple!!
Tri-State inhabitants: you can just call it New York

folks: tdick! transgender man cock!!
me: you can just call it my penis

glitterfizz, to random
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"EU" stands for both "European Union" and "Emotionally Unavailable"

...
coincidence??

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"do you have a crush on me?"

☐ yes
☐ no
☒ like, in the traditional sense? a squish? a vaguely definable, undeniably piqued curiosity? if I'm not sure but want to find out? am I learning to play the songs you send me? have I written a poem in your name? have I started studying the languages you speak? what are you really asking me? (this last box/answer have been haphazardly scribbled on the notebook page found cradled in the purple envelope still lightly smelling of lavender)

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what do we want?
—hot girls!!

when do we want em??
—at their pace and convenience, with respect to their boundaries and multifaceted lives!!!

glitterfizz, to random
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fondly recalling the tech who did my most recent abdominal ultrasound; he told me I have a beautiful uterus... blush
... and just as I was about to leave, he called me to say he """forgot to do a test""" lmao

if I'm lucky, it'll be him again next time,,,

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remaining Completely Cool, Calm, and Collected™ when hearing "enchanté•e," "encantade," etc. in Romance languages (cuz I'm getting cold and slowed down by all my sweat)

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really been itching to be publicly naked lately...

one of my favorite parts of the kinky dungeon crawling I did back in the day: just kickin' it with folks in my birthday suit
(the respectful compliments I got on my body didn't hurt my feelings either...)

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randomly considering my fruitsona... altho not necessarily in a voreish way
more like fruitgender

which best represents my character: a tart, crisp apple? a tangy, messy mango? each juicy drupelet of a blackberry...?

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holy shit,
remember that time my friend's mom sent me a leggy skirt pic and we had a short, spicy exchange?

later on my friend was like "you made my mom feel really good about herself, thanks bro"

lmao

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I've been medically cleared!!!
(not totally, but I can start "exploring light acts of intimacy" so long as I "don't break out the heavy machinery" lmfao)

so anyway, it's been nice knowing all of you
I gotta go... take care of some stuff...

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flirting—like art—requires the suspension of disbelief...

can we restore each other's faith in the impossible?

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Linda: (setting a table at the restaurant) 🎶The ketchup loves the mustard
But it makes the ketchup flustered
So I give em a little space~🎶
—Bob's Burgers [14x5]

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(walking inside, back facing the yard...)

bird, perhaps a northern cardinal?: sings a wolfish whistle
me: aww, thanks sweetheart! 🥰 reenters the house, genuinely with more confidence than when she left

glitterfizz,
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fiending for affection, I'm riding the high of being catcalled by Mother Nature as far as it'll take me

18+ Mair, to random
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I've lost a pretty decent amount of weight, and put on a lot of leg muscle

I think I look pretty gewd rn ​:edjicensored:​

glitterfizz,
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@Mair luscious...
💖💜💙

glitterfizz, to random
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looking for the "tall, silent protagonist" to my "small, mouthy sidekick"

glitterfizz,
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looking for the "Tony the Tiger" to my "Chester Cheetah"

glitterfizz,
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looking for the "chamomile calm tea sipper" to my "caffeinated as a personality trait espresso shot chugger"

glitterfizz, to random
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free use tool (jar opener, furniture mover, grocery transporter)

glitterfizz,
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@AdaraAstin not necessary!
I can grab it for ya... 😁

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